http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q2sZlyhWB8U
I warned you but you wouldn’t listen, and now you’ll pay!
You’re a right dirty bastard, Zick. I don’t think I’ll be sleeping for a few weeks now.
You’re a right dirty bastard, Zick. I don’t think I’ll be sleeping for a few weeks now.
Yikes, I think this is what an H.R. Puff n Stuff nightmare looks like.
Late,
grmpysmrf
[reply]You’re a right dirty bastard, Zick. I don’t think I’ll be sleeping for a few weeks now.
Yikes, I think this is what an H.R. Puff n Stuff nightmare looks like.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
Yeah, after you’ve puffed way too much stuff.
MYYYYYYYYYYY EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
MMMMYYYYYYY EEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[reply]You’re a right dirty bastard, Zick. I don’t think I’ll be sleeping for a few weeks now.
Yikes, I think this is what an H.R. Puff n Stuff nightmare looks like.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
I was gonna say HR Puff n Stuff on acid but they were already on acid…
Yeah, the Krofts were way fried. Every one of those dang shows is like drilling a hole in the top of your head and pouring in a bottle of Chlorox.
What the hell?! Even on mute that was disturbing!
Reminded me of going into those bars when your a tourist asking for directions. And all you want to do is get the hell out of town because of how much a suckfest it is.
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Nice one, Noir!
Many years ago my family was coming home from a vacation in Yosemite and my mother needed to use the restroom really badly. We pulled off the highway and into some podunk town called DUCOR.
We stopped in front of a church where there was a lady crouched down pulling weeds from a planter by the sidewalk. My mom asks if she can tell her where there would be a restroom she could use and the lady responds with “Ain’t no restrooms in Ducor.” My mother was obviously puzzled and responded with, “In the whole town?”
Podunk local lady then broke into an almost cinema-textbook hillbilly cackle and screached back, “The whole town? Heh heh!! Lady, this IS the WHOLE TOWN!!!”
That was the first, last, and only time any of us ever visited Ducor.
I want a drum playing octopus.
Haha! Thanks, Zick.
20% population increase over the last 10 years. Not bad, eh? It would probably have been around 1984 or 85 when my story happened. So, if that growth was consistent, maybe they had about 300 when we rolled through.
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Nice one, Noir!
Many years ago my family was coming home from a vacation in Yosemite and my mother needed to use the restroom really badly. We pulled off the highway and into some podunk town called DUCOR.
We stopped in front of a church where there was a lady crouched down pulling weeds from a planter by the sidewalk. My mom asks if she can tell her where there would be a restroom she could use and the lady responds with “Ain’t no restrooms in Ducor.” My mother was obviously puzzled and responded with, “In the whole town?”
Podunk local lady then broke into an almost cinema-textbook hillbilly cackle and screached back, “The whole town? Heh heh!! Lady, this IS the WHOLE TOWN!!!”
That was the first, last, and only time any of us ever visited Ducor.
Reminds me of heading to Yellowstone and driving through the entire state of Idaho. All smaller towns bars close before 1am. If you want booze at the liquor store? You have get them at the State store and they will close at or before 9pm. Worst hours on the road ever. State should be renamed IDunno because of how much of a suckfest it is!
Those little armpit towns that are just on-the-way to real towns or destinations are pretty funny. Assuming the hicks aren’t total jackasses, in which case you get ignored or treated like garbage, you always get the same stock greetings . . . .
“So, where ya folks headed?”
Or
“Where ya folks comin’ from?”
The reason is simple. They already know ever dang person in the entire town and EVERYONE that stops in town is going somewhere else. No one is from there and no one is going there. They have the same 150 toothless mutants today as they did yesterday and will have tomorrow.
No one ever asks such questions in a metropolitan area because tons of people live there and tons of people migrate in and out of the place all the time. Someone popping into the corner market to buy Sprite and Slim Jims just ain’t a big deal, but someone trying to find a restroom in Ducor . . . . Heck, that’s headline news probably. If they had a paper. And if they could read.