Forget all of this…if you want to see something truly awful watch the Rock nRoll Hall of fame ceremony where Randy Newman(never got this guy at all) sing some dumb song with a bloated Don Henley…it was the most generic,douche-chill inducing moment of a night filled with douche chill moments…Don Henley sucks so many balls in hell…goddamn that guy is such a self-absorbed dick wad hack…Randy Newman at his piano looked like Milton from Office Space…it was hilarious…
Those R&R Hall of fame shows are such stuffy,horrid affairs…with all the executive’s in suits trying to be hip and down with the black artists etc…oh it’s so puke inducing…the only good parts of the night were Public Enemy(anytime Flava Flav gives a speech it is worth watching),Cheech and Chong were funny “indicting” Lou Adler and I thought Dave Grohl was funny inducting Rush(nice camel toe joke)…
In regards to watching this ceremony each year,it’s the car crash syndrome…I hate the whole fucking thing but can’t seem to look away…
At least everyone knows it’s pretentious old man wankery, though. The Heavy Metal versions of the same are even gayer in my opinion. Golden Gods? HAHAHAHAHA!!! Stand by . . . .
Also, the HIM guy’s speech is hilarious. I wish he’d just say, “This is the stupidest award ever and I hate all the guys in the band that made me come down here to accept it.”
At least everyone knows it’s pretentious old man wankery, though. The Heavy Metal versions of the same are even gayer in my opinion. Golden Gods? HAHAHAHAHA!!! Stand by . . . .
I’m not so sure everyone knows it’s pretentious old man wankery…lot’s of those attendee’s seem to think they are on the cutting edge of cultural awareness and musical lineage…nonetheless,try to check out the Don Henley.Randy Newman thing if you are having trouble throwing up…
Awards shows in general are fucking retarded…and yeah Golden Gods is gay as fuck too…just the name alone…Golden Gods? Really? an endless parade of old metal dudes walking onstage and throwing the horns up…blech…
Also, the HIM guy’s speech is hilarious. I wish he’d just say, “This is the stupidest award ever and I hate all the guys in the band that made me come down here to accept it.”[/rep
I tried to watch that and I just couldn’t…I can’t watch Manson talk…I just can’t…
I’m not so sure everyone knows it’s pretentious old man wankery…lot’s of those attendee’s seem to think they are on the cutting edge of cultural awareness and musical lineage…nonetheless,try to check out the Don Henley.Randy Newman thing if you are having trouble throwing up…
I’ve not found the clip yet (if you have a link, hook me up) but I found some pics and these two guys are just the most bloated looking idiotic yuppie douchebags of all time. I’m not saying you must look like Alice Cooper, Lemmy, or Al Jourgensen to be a rock star . . . . but you sure as heck better not look like this:
What is this guy? The assistant dean at St. Martin’s Prep School for Boys? I looked up other photos of him. He looks like he’s attending a Microsoft convention at every one. What a stupid turd.
And Randy Newman . . . . yeah, I don’t know why people have ridden this guy’s jock for so long either. He’s HORRIBLE. Nothing he’s ever done should be considered even remotely rock and roll in any circle. If you like stupid sappy emo lullabies sung by a Bob Dylan’s retarded brother with the intellectual depth of Teletubbies, then that’s fine. But don’t tell me it’s rock and roll and don’t expect me to think you’re anything but a jackass.
I’ve been getting into Don Felder a lot and he said Don Henley was the bigger asshole over Glenn Frey. He was on Howard last week or so. Both assholes which is sad. Eagles did rule in the late 70’s.
As far as RUSH, I’m not a crazy fan just devoted. Like Ministry/RevCo in a sense…different level though.
Nice quandary . . . it’s like asking me if I’d rather put an M80 up my butt and then give myself a Lemonade enema or if I’d rather put my balls on a table and drop a 300lb anvil on top of them.
Between a rock and a hard place huh!!! Oh boy…seemsyou do have Tool all mixed up and confused with some other (shitty) band, don’t you.
if I were forced to make a choice, I’ll hang out with Rush fans instead of Tool fans. I feel like they would be more likely to be able to talk about other (better) classic rock/metal bands so we could at least talk about AC/DC or Deep Purple or Iron Maiden or something.
Yep. More or less why I HATE Rush and their fans…classic rock. That says it in a nutshell. Not to mention the fact that the music is ghey beyond all reckoning and the fans all look like they work in Borders bookstores and collect model trains.
Tool fans, however, are deep in denial. And Tool fans are too likely to like other horrible wankish progmetal faggitry like Meshuggah, or Strapping Young Lad or something.
No. All the Tool fans I know are into the same shit as me more or less and would laugh at such “wankish” bands like Meshuggah and Strapping Young Lad (??). Tool fall more into the category of “90s alt metal” and would fit snugly along such luminaries as the Melvins, Fantomas, Jesus Lizard, Helmet etc…they aint exactly Queensryche or Dream Theater…which is what I believe you have them confused with.
However some of the Tool fans I’ve encountered on the internet are crybaby fucktards so…I am least partial to yr point of view.
I’ve been getting into Don Felder a lot and he said Don Henley was the bigger asshole over Glenn Frey. He was on Howard last week or so. Both assholes which is sad. Eagles did rule in the late 70’s.
As far as RUSH, I’m not a crazy fan just devoted. Like Ministry/RevCo in a sense…different level though.
Don Felder’s tracks on the Heavy Metal soundtrack were always cool…
