i still feel Black Flag & Social Distortion need to be in…
Well, it’s decided, then! I’ll make a few phone calls and take care of this for ya, okay, Buddy?
…taking a break from their lawyer or tax accountant duties at Arista to drink a glass of Merlot, eat some Gruyere, show off their Jerry Garcia neckties and tell the rest of the world what ROCK AND ROLL is.
I did all that last weekend, before having sex with a Puerto Rican stripper named Fabiola aboard my yacht in the Bahamas.
I then treated her to a course of fois gras and crackers, some bocconcini, prosciutto and baby tomatoes on panini and later some chococalte coated truffles washed down with a glass or three of Hennesy cognac.
Then I gave her a black eye after she beat me at Xbox basketball which I told her was never part of our “arrangement”.
Whenever I think of Rock n Roll Halls Of Fame I immediately think of dinosaur acts like REO Speedwagon, Boston, Chicago, Steve Winwood or Springsteen.
Bon Jovi will be inducted in the next few years - if they haven’t already been.