I showed up at Marquee 10 minutes before Ministry took the stage (intentionally), so there’ll be no Meshuggah or Hemlock reviews. [:|]
Set list:
Let’s Go
The Dick Song
Watch Yourself
Life Is Good
The Last Sucker
No W
Waiting
Worthless
Wrong
Rio Grande Blood
Señor Peligro
Lies Lies Lies
Khyber Pass
So What
NWO
Just One Fix
Thieves
Roadhouse Blues
Just Got Paid
Under My Thumb
Some song reviews:
Let’s Go - works as a good opener, actually. Lots of intensity, and it energized the crowd right away.
Watch Yourself - my favorite TLS track, and it sounded good live. The live drums seemed to ‘legitimize’ the TLS songs, if that makes any sense.
Worthless - the only Houses song that sounded good last night.
So What - not the best live version, but a welcome relief after the main set. Al on vox
Just One Fix - Burton Bell does a serviceable job on vocals, but I felt a little jipped not hearing Al sing it
Thieves - again, not the best version, but I’ll take what I can get from the “old” songs. Al and Burton share vocals.
No W/Waiting/Wrong - No W is one of my favorite Houses songs, but it was a complete mess last night. Don’t know if it was the mix, but the drums seemed to drown out everything. Waiting was uninspired, and Wrong just isn’t very good when performed live.
Khyber Pass - I was bored, and forgot how cheesy those Bin Laden lyrics are.
Overall thoughts:
I felt like I got some sort of closure on Ministry last night. It was like going to a wake to see your dead friend’s corpse in the casket. The Ministry I once knew is gone, replaced by a cover band full of metalheads. I knew what to expect, but felt I had to be there to see it. I think the TLS songs are better served with live drums, but that doesn’t make them good songs.
The “old” songs felt a bit like a backhanded compliment to the fans…sort of like Al saying, ‘Here’s your classics you so desperately want to hear, hope you like how we play them now’. He obviously uses the line “We’re gonna play some old ones now” as a device to keep the fans interested, because after the TLS songs, people were already shouting for the old songs. Of course, he followed that comment with, “Well, they’re not that old…” You could almost feel the impatience and disappointment growing as the Bush Trilogy plodded on. I was looking around the crowd, and could see the confusion and disappointment on some people’s faces, it was alarming to witness.
The crowd itself was generally loud and pretty crazy, and seemed to surprise Al and Burton (unless they scripted to acknowledge that every night). Kudos for the enthusiasm, but it was also the biggest pack of scumbags I’ve ever been around at a concert. I almost felt like I didn’t belong there. It was a smorgasbord of dirty, smelly, unshaven butt rock white trash, wannabe Aryan skinhead Hitler youths, and hairy, heavily-bearded metalhead burnouts. I was pissed off by all the a-holes who would just plow through the crowd with no manners whatsoever. I realize we’re not at a freakin’ etiqutte class, but there’s a way to walk around people if you want to make your way to front. I had a seemingly non-stop parade of jerk-offs forcing their smelly asses forward by slamming shoulders, stepping on feet, and parting people like the Red Sea. I won’t miss being around those fans anymore.
The end of the show was interesting. Once Ministry came back on stage for Encore 2 and announced they were a ‘cover band’ ("…like your local cover band that plays down the street at Bennigans", says Al. Uh, what?), some people started leaving . When Burton announced Under My Thumb, a guy behind me yelled out “Lame!”. I turned around just as he was flipping off the band, yelling “Fuck you”, and then walked out the door. I saw looks of confusion and disbelief on people’s faces while the band played that embarrassing ZZ Top song. When the lights came on, you could hear people groan as if they were asking a question, like “what, that’s it?” I felt exactly like I thought I’d feel - disappointed, yet relieved I won’t have to subject myself to this again.
It wasn’t the worst concert I’ve ever seen, but it was the most disappointed I’ve felt at a Ministry show. The set list, the second-rate performance, the pigheaded fans, it was more like a rowdy Friday night kegger than a farewell show. It was odd watching Al hug everybody at the end, as if they’d all been in Ministry for the past 27 years.
The second half of the show made me feel like I was watching a Ministry cover band, with special guest Al Jourgensen. The fence constantly reminded me of the show in '90, but the absence of Barker, Connelly, Rieflin, and Ogre was telling. Filling the main set with nothing but the Bush Trilogy is a really bad move. Just seems like Al wants to make some sort of self-righteous statement by clogging the main set with those songs. The set list felt incomplete with all the albums they ignored. But, it’s Al’s farewell tour, and he’s going out on his terms, so screw me if I don’t like it. So, anyway, that’s my verbose review of last night’s show.
3/10
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