Return of the Mack.

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Long story really short, I swore off all my old haunts two years ago because I just felt the need to. I find that my email blew up like mad because of an ancient thread of mine from years ago, and I realized I genuinely missed bullshitting with my fellow Prongers, and for the time being, I have loooots of time to kill doing just that.

[:)]

Short story made long, I got surgery on my knee, got into the best shape of my life, got involved with a few REALLY terrible women, got really big into the local hardcore/metal scene, got really big into playing music rather than just listening (I was and am still not good at all), and to be totally honest, for a good year and a half just wasn’t interested in basically everything I associated with Prongs. (Ministry was the big one, but I totally lost all interest in industrial and asociated music for a minute, and I figured Prongs as a whole wouldn’t be the place to discuss my weirdly autistic sudden interest in Southern hip hop and hard/metal/death-core.)

I have kept in touch with quite a few Prongers on the Feisbuk, namely 1002, JLW, green death, and void, but I haven’t visited Prongs, even lurked, in well over a year now.

I miss you guys. I miss the irreverent humor. I miss the crazy, borderline insane political debates. I miss my digital friends giving me glimpes into their lives and learning a lot about different parts of the nation and the world by proxy. I miss occasionally chatting with any of my musical heroes from time to time. I miss discovering kick-ass music on an almost daily basis.

Truth be told, I’ve missed the fuck out of Ministry.

I picked up the Trax Box, and fuck, that whole month got me super nostalgic about this place, but I’d been internet dead for an eternity by then. That’s about the point where whatever the hell has been fucking up my body started. I’ve been trying to distract myself with exercise, doing shows, going to shows, etc., but I finally got around to getting my shit looked at within the past few months.

The docs have no idea what’s making every nerve in my body prevent me from sleeping or what’s causing my rapid fluctuations in weight or my crazy headaches and pins and needles everywhere. Blood tests and MRIs have all come back benign, and I can’t see a neurologist in my city until September, and FUCK that, I have a festival to go to.

(Yeah, I’m going to Cold Waves this year. Let’s fucking kick it crazy status.)

A lot of my old internet hangouts have been the furthest thing on my mind lately, but seeing my old 242 thread blow up and realizing how SHITTY I was back in 2008 made me genuinely chuckle at good times with my extended fam here at Prongs.

Ice is back, baby, and he’s cooler than a fan in the summertime.

What have I missed?

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Haha! Good one, DJ.

But Ice is the real deal. Only Australians are mythical. All of them.
Or, at a minimum, Ice hasput more than enough resources forward to convince me. And at least he’s not Australian.

Glad to see you back, mah brotha!!!

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I have kept in touch with quite a few Prongers on the Feisbuk, namely 1002, JLW, green death, and void, but I haven’t visited Prongs, even lurked, in well over a year now.

I picked up the Trax Box, and fuck, that whole month got me super nostalgic about this place, but I’d been internet dead for an eternity by then. That’s about the point where whatever the hell has been fucking up my body started. I’ve been trying to distract myself with exercise, doing shows, going to shows, etc., but I finally got around to getting my shit looked at within the past few months.

The docs have no idea what’s making every nerve in my body prevent me from sleeping or what’s causing my rapid fluctuations in weight or my crazy headaches and pins and needles everywhere. Blood tests and MRIs have all come back benign, and I can’t see a neurologist in my city until September, and FUCK that, I have a festival to go to.

(Yeah, I’m going to Cold Waves this year. Let’s fucking kick it crazy status.)

What have I missed?

Welcome back.

I will see you at ColdWavesIV.

Thyroid (not always easy to determine), hormones (anything that can impact your insulin regulation), genetics, vitamin deficiency, tumors, adrenal gland malfunction, etc. can all cause massive weight fluctuations. I am a non-deep-sleeper myself; my brain never shuts off.

Did you get to see Void on tour? If not, that is what you missed.

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Dont have time to read yer post right now but im stoked yer back

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Sweet!! Welcome back brother!!! Missed you here!

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That song is amazing…

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Good to hear for you,Ice…

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Welcome back…again.

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What have I missed?

Gerda’s gone. I think she’s working on her book.

Chris Connelly left crying too because he’s a big emo baby.

Peligro was put on trial for being Olsen and found to be guilty. So Olsen is now gone. Peligro changed his name to Scaramouche, then changed his name to Peligro and now operates under [insert name of any Australian here].

Ministry hoodies, previously sold for $55.00 are now $5, as are most of the other 13th Planet shirts no one wants.

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Also: 13th Planet doesn’t exist any more.

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Also: 13th Planet doesn’t exist any more.

On a similar note, Wax Trax! was rebooted.

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Haha! Good one, DJ.

But Ice is the real deal. Only Australians are mythical. All of them.
Or, at a minimum, Ice hasput more than enough resources forward to convince me. And at least he’s not Australian.

Keep barking doggy. It’s nice when someone throws you a bone now and then, isn’t it smartarse? I wonder if your bite is as bad though. Or are you just another weak as piss keyboard warrior fuckwit with an attitude and a broadband connection?

I’ll bet you’re looking in the mirror right now, all smug and self satisfied, eh cunt. King of the kids, am I right? You and your angry liberal back scratcher boyfriend. Both the epitome of the stereotype cyberspace bully. How’s that? Bet you’re pleased. You’re a stereotype now! Hooray for you. Now you can go circle jerk with all your online legion of followers. I guess it beats having actual sex.

It’s a shame that you’ve been allowed to hustle in, take over and ruin what was once a decent place to hang out for like minded individuals. On most other boards you’d last a week. Troll.

Fuck off and die.

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Hahahaha!!!

So much for leaving others any lingering doubt that you might be someone other than Peligro. Congratulations on once again cracking easier than an egg.

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Yeah keep it up macho man. Hey look everyone it’s macho man. Let’s follow macho man. Look at him type those words! Boy he’s a star player.

Keep thinking whatever you want to think. You called me out on something I have no part in, just to play your little mind games. But that’s ok. You’re forum leader. Or at least in your own mind you are. Maybe I will create some new usernames just for you, so you and Smrf can hold each other’s dicks and wank over just how awesome you both are.

Have fun being forum star, forum star.

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[reply]Haha! Good one, DJ.

But Ice is the real deal. Only Australians are mythical. All of them.
Or, at a minimum, Ice hasput more than enough resources forward to convince me. And at least he’s not Australian.

Keep barking doggy. It’s nice when someone throws you a bone now and then, isn’t it smartarse? I wonder if your bite is as bad though. Or are you just another weak as piss keyboard warrior fuckwit with an attitude and a broadband connection?

I’ll bet you’re looking in the mirror right now, all smug and self satisfied, eh cunt. King of the kids, am I right? You and your angry liberal back scratcher boyfriend. Both the epitome of the stereotype cyberspace bully. How’s that? Bet you’re pleased. You’re a stereotype now! Hooray for you. Now you can go circle jerk with all your online legion of followers. I guess it beats having actual sex.

It’s a shame that you’ve been allowed to hustle in, take over and ruin what was once a decent place to hang out for like minded individuals. On most other boards you’d last a week. Troll.

Fuck off and die.[/reply]

You caused this derailment.

Redirecting to the actual topic: The Messiah is back!

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Yeah keep it up macho man. Hey look everyone it’s macho man. Let’s follow macho man. Look at him type those words! Boy he’s a star player.

Keep thinking whatever you want to think. You called me out on something I have no part in, just to play your little mind games. But that’s ok. You’re forum leader. Or at least in your own mind you are. Maybe I will create some new usernames just for you, so you and Smrf can hold each other’s dicks and wank over just how awesome you both are.

Have fun being forum star, forum star.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHa
It would appear Olsen is back.
HAHAHAHA blush and smirk

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He would have the same fits as Amlux too, not that there’s any difference at this point, but, yeah . . . .

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He would have the same fits as Amlux too, not that there’s any difference at this point, but, yeah . . . .

No, No, it’s a different name and avatar see? see? They are different. Peligro, don’t ever change, and by don’t ever change I mean I guess continue to change names…[:|]

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No, No, it’s a different name and avatar see? see? They are different. Peligro, don’t ever change, and by don’t ever change I mean I guess continue to change names…[:|]

Yeah. Look who it is. King Ass Clown himself. Keep calling me whatever you want. Or whoever you want. I did nothing other than post a hello. Then you idiots hijacked it and ran riot with abuse and accusations that are totally without merit. If I retaliate, then I’m Peligro / Olsen. If I don’t, I’m Peligro / Olsen. And I’m neither of these people. As I said before, get cunted the lot of you.

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[reply]No, No, it’s a different name and avatar see? see? They are different. Peligro, don’t ever change, and by don’t ever change I mean I guess continue to change names…[:|]

Yeah. Look who it is. King Ass Clown himself. Keep calling me whatever you want. Or whoever you want. I did nothing other than post a hello. Then you idiots hijacked it and ran riot with abuse and accusations that are totally without merit. If I retaliate, then I’m Peligro / Olsen. If I don’t, I’m Peligro / Olsen. And I’m neither of these people. As I said before, get cunted the lot of you.[/reply]
You are adorable, aren’t you. [:)]
For the record, you hijacked the thread. I didn’t say shit about you in this thread and you posted…

You and your angry liberal back scratcher boyfriend.

I assume you meant me. because later you wrote

Maybe I will create some new usernames just for you, so you and Smrf can hold each other’s dicks and wank over just how awesome you both are.

Only after these two posts did I laugh at you.

this is amusing as hell Peligro.I’m sure “maybe” you will make up new usernames…

If you want to fool us try to take on a different writing style. Until then You’re just angry Peligro. [:|]