Remember the human centipede ?!

I went on this site and others warning people not to watch the movie the human centipede, warning it puts viewers human condition at challenge for instance when i was watching i was experiencing irregular breathing, shortness of breath, sweating, actually had to go outside and just breathe after the last scene. Well there is another and its by kevin smith and it’s called TUSK. do not watch this movie, trailers or anything, not baiting anyone here, not trying to raise curiosity, this is a real warning.

Yeah, it sounded pretty revolting. I never went to see The Human Centipede, but I’m quite familiar with it as a cultural reference. Tusk . . . is that the one that is about a gal with teeth up her hoohaa?

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Yeah, it sounded pretty revolting. I never went to see The Human Centipede, but I’m quite familiar with it as a cultural reference. Tusk . . . is that the one that is about a gal with teeth up her hoohaa?

Because Richiee has a difficult time with complete sentences, I’ll answer your question in a way you can understand.
“Tusk” is a film from this year by Kevin Smith, in which a crazy person tries to surgically transform Justin Long into a human walrus.
The one with the vagina-teeth was called “Teeth”.
I’ve seen neither.

I’ve seen The Human Centipede (1 & 2), Teeth and Tusk.

Tusk is, by far, the best of these.

And the only one I’d recommend watching. Comes out on DVD next Tuesday, by the way. Heh.

I went on this site and others warning people not to watch the movie the human centipede, warning it puts viewers human condition at challenge for instance when i was watching i was experiencing irregular breathing, shortness of breath, sweating, actually had to go outside and just breathe after the last scene. Well there is another and its by kevin smith and it’s called TUSK. do not watch this movie, trailers or anything, not baiting anyone here, not trying to raise curiosity, this is a real warning.

Wow.

When it comes to creating thought provoking, intelligent threads that encourage riveting discussion among forum members, you REALLY hit the nail on the head.

I mean, just THINK where something like this could end up.

Don’t, like go see this film cos, like, it’s, like bad and that. And yeah, like it’s rooly bad.

The mind boggles.

Just…wow.

Because Richiee has a difficult time with complete sentences…

Yeah, I’m guessing he has a difficult time with things like shoes and laces and what-have-you…

I’ve seen The Human Centipede (1 & 2), Teeth and Tusk.

Tusk is, by far, the best of these.

And the only one I’d recommend watching. Comes out on DVD next Tuesday, by the way. Heh.

My wife got me a signed bluray for Xmas [:)]but I have to wait for it to be released.[:(]

Oh don’t YOU start…

Oh don’t YOU start…

oh, Peligro is angry posting again [cool]

Human Centipede 2 was much more revolting than 1…stay away from both,if you don’t have the stomach…and if so,definitely steer clear of A Serbian Film and Martyrs…

That Tom Six guy is legitimately mental, I think. Somehow I found a site where he was selling his paintings. All of them were just hideous, but not even in a glorious or creative way (such as a Cannibal Corpse album). They were all like a giant hideous closeup of a splattering butthole called “Diarrhea #4” or “Bloody Used Tampon” or some such garbage.

It was like some child screaming for attention and trying to be edgy. But it wasn’t just one or two pieces. It was pages of it. There was one that kind of cracked me up called “Stupid Flowers”. It was so juvenile and hateful that it just made me laugh. I thought it might be a charming piece to have in my collection and thought it could potentially be an investment for when this look gets murdered or dies of a heroin overdose.

I’d emailed an inquiry and then a year later I kept getting all these solicitations trying to get me to buy the thing (I’d since forgotten about it and lost interest). I don’t think there is a huge demand for his art.

If you want to check out his amazing work . . .

http://www.paintfartsbytomsix.com/gallery-1/category/gallery-1/2

Thats what she said…

It was like some child screaming for attention and trying to be edgy. But it wasn’t just one or two pieces. It was pages of it. There was one that kind of cracked me up called “Stupid Flowers”. It was so juvenile and hateful that it just made me laugh. I thought it might be a charming piece to have in my collection and thought it could potentially be an investment for when this look gets murdered or dies of a heroin overdose.

That description there reminds me of the band ‘Happy Flowers,’ a ridiculous noise-rock combo whose songs were all indeed juvenile and hateful (they were actually sung from the point of view of children that were traumatized over things like bee stings and getting kissed at recess.)

I think they had an album or song entitled “If this gun were real, I could shoot you and sleep in the ‘big’ bed with Mommy.”

And also their hit song “why didn’t you tell me you were bringing home a baby,” featuring hysterical screaming e.g. “YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE BRINGING HOME SOMETHING SOFT AND CUDDLY!!! TAKE THE BABY BACK!!! GET ME A PUPPY!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIIIIFE!!!”

Simply put, Tom Six still needs to learn from the masters…

Tom Six’s paintings are the graphic equivalent of Anal Cunt’s music . . . but without the brilliant social commentary and biting political content.

Tom Six’s paintings are the graphic equivalent of Anal Cunt’s music . . . but without the brilliant social commentary and biting political content.

AC already have one up on Tom Six in my book, just because they’ve made me laugh.

The “Fuckin’ A” album is one of the most enjoyable “cock rock” parodies I’ve heard, and I have encountered a few.

I’ve got go look up this Happy Flowers band.

AC already have one up on Tom Six in my book, just because they’ve made me laugh.

The “Fuckin’ A” album is one of the most enjoyable “cock rock” parodies I’ve heard, and I have encountered a few.

I’d never heard of “Fuckin’ A”. I’ll look into that.
I love AC, but not their music. I just love how ridiculously offensive they were and how they parlayed that into a fanbase despite being completely unlistenable.

I’d never heard of “Fuckin’ A”. I’ll look into that.
I love AC, but not their music. I just love how ridiculously offensive they were and how they parlayed that into a fanbase despite being completely unlistenable.

A belated Christmas present for me; [url http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/fuckinga.html]your very own Fuckin’ A lyrics primer!

Although it kinda has to be heard as sung by Seth Putnam “imitating” Vince Neil. That it sounds nothing like Vince Neil (unless he limited his vocal range to barely decipherable, strangled shrieks) is irrelevant, it captures the “let’s get tore up!!!” energy of that scene better than its ‘serious’ exponents…