Prongs is a Sausage Party

Did someone say Herpes?

I dunno where the rest of my post went. I’m here, I stalk but most of my time is taken up being a love struck newlywed.

Did I mention I’m a newlywed?

I dunno where the rest of my post went. I’m here, I stalk but most of my time is taken up being a love struck newlywed.

Did I mention I’m a newlywed?

Then congratulations are in order!

Is it the first marriage spawned by prongs?

Don’t all young couples have terrible couches?

Is it the first marriage spawned by prongs?

Yeah, breakups are a lot more common around here.

Is it the first marriage spawned by prongs?

Are you implying that your spouse is a pronger also?

Yep, followed him here.

Yep, followed him here.

Well wo is it?
Late,
grmpysmrf

You.

Grmpy’s a mormon?

The evil dildo?

So, someone finally responded to the pics of Olsen’s ding dong, eh?

So, someone finally responded to the pics of Olsen’s ding dong, eh?

I responded to those pics not Blue Velvet.

I saw him in private about it and did what I had to do.

Now that’s behind me I can finally get on with my life.

No dildos in my marriage (yet). He is an ‘old skool’ pronger man, saw me flashing my shit and went BANG! Hello Nasty.

No dildos in my marriage (yet). He is an ‘old skool’ pronger man, saw me flashing my shit and went BANG! Hello Nasty.

Why won’t you tell us who it is, unless you’re embarrassed… or he is…

“Ok, we can get married. Just don’t tell anyone.”

Late,
grmpysmrf

No dildos in my marriage (yet). He is an ‘old skool’ pronger man, saw me flashing my shit and went BANG! Hello Nasty.

Don’t worry. I’ll be with you soon.

Been ages since I last had a sausage party at my house.

I wonder what Ken, Steve and Rick are doing this weekend.

Might give 'em a call.