We’re going to get together over one drunken weekend and record some shit loosely thrown together with a theme relating to the drug addled musings of a German expressionist writer from turn of the 20th century Berlin.
Because it has this “theme” you’ll automatically be obliged to take this collaboration seriously even if the music representing this theme is utter tosh.
Don’t forget we are Lou Reed and Metallica. We are serious, well established musicians with millions of fans around the world. You, on the otherhand are nobody and you (probably)work a shitty 9 to 5 job - possibly at a 7/11 or selling adidas sneakers to spoilt teenagers. Your opinion does not count. If we say you are to regard this work as serious then regard it seriously you will.
If your “job” is to critique the works of serious artists such as ourselves, then you would be wise to review it favourably as, after all, I am Lou Reed and we are Metallica.
Yeah, I’ve not had any CoMiXXX lately because I lost my passion for it on account of y’all sucking eggs. Maybe I’ll start the presses up again, though. Who knows?
In the meantime, I’ll share my latest project with you guys. I just call it “CELEBRITY MASH UPS”.
This badass mofo can take a beating and scream for days. He is the king of blackness on the streets and on the stage. Can’t we all just get along?
He was killed by death, but gathered up the pieces of his broken wings and learned to fly again another day.
He’s back in black and ready to bust a move, Homeboy!