Prongs CoMIXXX

who is the goatser? and yes, this is very nice. haha.

who is the goatser? and yes, this is very nice. haha.

That’s evil dildo.
Late,
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Evil Dildo, you look like an actor. You remind me of the stereotypical “cute” boyfriend type that often has a bit part on aussie sitcoms like Home And Away or Neighbours.

You’re probably the most photogenic here on prongs. Anyone would think you’d be swimming in pussy. It’s doing my head in.

11 is a good one.

Man where do you even get a guitar like that.

First Act made it.
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[laugh]

I was still amazed when he signed with them, but then Gunnar wrote a bunch of stuff pointing out that they’re actually not bad guitar makers. Or something like that. I can’t remember. But that blood guitar that they made for Scaccia was fucking awesome.

Wait… that was them? I hate my brain.

Olsen, I actually recently got a big break acting on a pretty well known Australian soap opera; you can see an except of some of my work here. I’m the one in the green shirt;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1jKPXbFs5g

Oh and Gunnar, those guitar comixxx were awesome and your comic about me actually sums up my life pretty accurately.

I was still amazed when he signed with them, but then Gunnar wrote a bunch of stuff pointing out that they’re actually not bad guitar makers. Or something like that. I can’t remember. But that blood guitar that they made for Scaccia was fucking awesome.

Wait… that was them? I hate my brain.

They made their name making dirt cheap mass-produced dogcrap guitars that was distributed through, amongst other stores, TOYS ‘R’ US.

They made a quick buck, though, and drafted a bunch of Gibson dudes and made a “custom shop” which did some real nice work. Their main mistake, in my opinion, was using the same brand name. They should have just completely renamed the premium line. It’s like if KIA suddenly put out a car to rival Bentley and Rolls Royce . . . . . but kept the same stupid name.

Mikey’s Blood Rhino (painted with 2 pints of his own blood) is friggin’ insane. There were also a number of promo ads (print ads that ran in Guitar World and so forth) with Al playing First Act. I’ve NEVER seen evidence that he actually ever played one on stage, though, and don’t know if they ever even bothered making anything custom for him. I think the endorsement was pure paper, to be honest.

Oh and Gunnar, those guitar comixxx were awesome and your comic about me actually sums up my life pretty accurately.

Thanks, Brother! Glad you like 'em.

So, do I win a no-prize for my hard work?

Here ya go, Bro. As a special bonus, I’m putting up my latest painting entitled, “Batman Plays Drum Solo For Beer Money Using Robin’s Torn Limbs”. I drew it for a friend of mine who told me he wanted his birthday card to have “metal, beer, and Batman”.

Anyway . . . . enjoy.

I don’t think anyone saw Ed Kowalczyk coming. But it makes total sense.

@Evil: “Ya know I hate faggots.”

Haaaahhhh.

Keep these sunsuvbitches comin’.

[laugh]

Hahaha…brilliant.

To be continued in Chapter 13 . . . . . .

I don’t think anyone saw Ed Kowalczyk coming. But it makes total sense.

I was going to just put the pic in and see if anyone asked about it. But I think everyone would have just thought it was Howie Mandel (that’s what I would’ve thought), so I added the footnote. I don’t know why I remember names like Ed Kowalczyk. I never liked his music and they’ve been culturally irrellevant now for over 15 years. It’s just one of those stupid names from the 90’s that I can’t forget . . . . like Tanya Donnelly.

oh that’s nice. Your a misogynist and also racist. that should not be a surprise. AT ALL. grow up and get a real job instead of wasting time all day on the internet.

[reply]I don’t think anyone saw Ed Kowalczyk coming. But it makes total sense.

I was going to just put the pic in and see if anyone asked about it. But I think everyone would have just thought it was Howie Mandel (that’s what I would’ve thought), so I added the footnote. I don’t know why I remember names like Ed Kowalczyk. I never liked his music and they’ve been culturally irrellevant now for over 15 years. It’s just one of those stupid names from the 90’s that I can’t forget . . . . like Tanya Donnelly.[/reply]

i used to like a few Live songs when i was a kid.
unique voice.

i thought it was andre agassi.

i thought it was andre agassi.

HAHA!!! Totally.