Hi Everyone,
Tee hee hee he!
Lay off of Gunnar. He makes the Internet fun.
[reply]Hi Everyone,
Tee hee hee he!
Lay off of Gunnar. He makes the Internet fun.[/reply]
Don’t worry, Steve. Clowns like Amlux give me my best material. If people miss my comics and rantings they should blame my little emo friend for not coming around to inspire me.
To Everyone Else: I’ve not really been around much lately so there’s not a whole lot of topical content sloshing around in my head, but I’ll try to get something thrown up this week.
I bet if you had a ham sandwich up your ass you could think of something.
Thanks. I’ll try that.
Gunnar, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…you really need your own youtube channel.
You crafty arsed son of a bitch.
<wipes tear from eye>
I bet if you had a ham sandwich up your ass you could think of something.
Gary, I’m sorry you’ve departed from here. Your sagely advice was right on the money. I stuck a ham sandwich up my ass and just a few days later Amlux came by with a hankerin’ for a ham and crap po’boy.
[reply]I bet if you had a ham sandwich up your ass you could think of something.
Gary, I’m sorry you’ve departed from here. Your sagely advice was right on the money. I stuck a ham sandwich up my ass and just a few days later Amlux came by with a hankerin’ for a ham and crap po’boy.[/reply]
Where’s dangrel when we need him? He’s got an ass sandwich. It’s a sandwich made of ass and poo!
Late,
grmpysmrf
Serve it with a side of teenage angst and a chaser of emo tears and he’ll be all over it.
Oh Gunnar. So much much ego, so much free time.
The keyboard was the greatest invention of all time for you, wasn’t it?!
Yay! I get to share all my frat boy dickhead opinions with all of cyberspace!! Yipppeeeee!!!
Oh Gunnar. So much much ego, so much free time.The keyboard was the greatest invention of all time for you, wasn’t it?! Yay! I get to share all my frat boy dickhead opinions with all of cyberspace!! Yipppeeeee!!!
Yeah, Sweetie. I share my opinions on cyberspace. Unlike you, however, I don’t slash my wrists and rip posters off my wall when others disagree with me.
And I think you’re confusing ego with superiority. I’m not full of myself. I’m just truly a better person than you. I’m sorry that this makes you weep like a baby. Just deal with it, Kid.
The keyboard was the greatest invention of all time for you, wasn’t it?!
I don’t know, Pamlux. Keyboards have always existed as far as I remember. Ironically, you probably do remember when they were invented, don’t you, Gramps? You sad, nostalgic, aging man.
I wish I could find more pleasure in seeing you cry all over the forum like an emo baby, but I must tell you I find it a bit depressing as I picture you trying to paint your fingernails with one hand and open your Social Security checks with the other.
Perhaps you should stop trying so hard to impress people here and spend more time making friends at the senior center. Perhaps there’s some others with one foot in the grave who are just as bitter about their lives as you are. And if not . . . well, hey, who doesn’t love a nice cup of tapioca pudding and a good round of Bingo, right?
I often get accused of taking the internet frivolously and only using it for jokes and laughs, but that is simply not the case. To show I can be serious as well, I’ve conducted a very important scientific study which I am publishing here. I hope you all find the results to be enlightening and fruitful for future generations.
AMLUX CASE STUDY # 501
(Submitted to the Gunnar Institute of Anthropological Studies)
How Amlux WANTS to sound on the internet:
How Amlux REALLY sounds on the Internet:
Who Amlux WANTS to be friends with . . .
Who Amlux is really friends with (online only, of course) . . .
What Amlux WANTS to look like in real life . . .
What Amlux REALLY looks like in real life . . .
Did you have this study peer reviewed before you posted it? Just covering your bases cause you know amlux is gonna say you skewed your results.
Late,
grmpysmrf
All my findings were cross-checked and verified by NASA, NAACP, NASCAR, ASPCA, NRA, JPL, and KMFDM.
I assure you it is 100% Medically Accurate.
All my findings were cross-checked and verified by NASA, NAACP, NASCAR, ASPCA, NRA, JPL, and KMFDM.
I assure you it is 100% Medically Accurate.
This effin’ post. Winnar.
LOL fuckin’ nascar!!
Late,
grmpysmrf
What Amlux REALLY looks like in real life . . .
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The keyboard was the greatest invention of all time for you, wasn’t it?!
This is a good call, I’m gonna use it on a few keyboard warriors floating around on facebook.
People Gunnar can associate with/be compared to/admires in real life:
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![http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_crPBCZok0RE/TAe-yu7MyxI/AAAAAAAAay0/y66bUWVuzA4/s1600/shotgun_messiah_20100602_1445476539.jpg[/image]](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_crPBCZok0RE/TAe-yu7MyxI/AAAAAAAAay0/y66bUWVuzA4/s1600/shotgun_messiah_20100602_1445476539.jpg%5B/image%5D){kind=link}
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Yeah!! Rock out to that dickwad!! Rock out while crushing an empty beer can on your forehead to how everyone what a hardcase don’t fuck with me type fellow you are!!!
Or aren’t!!!
It’s a shame you can’t walk the streets dispensing insults via keyboard. You’d rule the world if you could.
It’s a shame you can’t walk the streets dispensing insults via keyboard. You’d rule the world if you could.
I do that already, Dummy.
I have a smartphone.
I may not rule the world (yet), but I certainly rule YOURS! Now, run along, Little Girl. I don’t want you to miss an episode of Vampire Diaries. You need to stay on top of that stuff if you want to impress the other teenaged emos at the mall.
You idiot, the second guy from the left is clearly Maynard James Keenan. I have a video of him to prove it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKXr40gl9_k
Try not to get too excited, ya big fruity homo.
Wow Amlux you actually had a good comeback. But Gunnar has you beat with the Maynard vid.
Wow Amlux you actually had a good comeback…
I don’t know about all that, it was a solid attempt by Amlux, for sure, but a “good comeback”? I don’t know if it would rate that high since it took him the better part of a week to think of it and I’d say he failed when he spent more time on the pictures than his message…
…empty beer can on your forehead to how everyone what a hardcase…
Since he missed the “s” on the word “show,” it reads funny. But certainly credit to him, since that’s the only glaring typo he had while typing through, what I’m sure were, angry tears and high blood pressure.
Speaking of keyboard warriors, I wonder if Amlux would be as angry tough in real life as he pretends on here if it weren’t for his keyboard. Just wonder cause he sure is whiny bitch on here.
it is adorable he keeps trying though. “see? see? I can post pictures too!!! I’m just as edgy as Gunnar!! See? See?”
Late,
grmpysmrf