All right, then. This one’s for you, Smurf.
LOL
Some fan boys get there autographs personalized. I get my comics personalized. [cool]
Late,
grmpysmrf
Tool suck!
took me a few reads before I noticed the upwards arrow on the shirt!
i love your attention to detail!
in all fairness Chinese Democracy coulda been better if slash was throwing down tracks on it but he didn’t so it’s a giant pile of steaming fagpoo!
Late,
grmpysmrf
in all fairness Chinese Democracy coulda been better if slash was throwing down tracks on it but he didn’t so it’s a giant pile of steaming fagpoo!
I wonder if Slash ever sits down, puts on some headphones and listens to Chinese Democracy and says stuff like:
‘i would have done that differently’
‘thank god i didn’t have to play that’
‘wtf was axl thinking’
etc…
[reply]in all fairness Chinese Democracy coulda been better if slash was throwing down tracks on it but he didn’t so it’s a giant pile of steaming fagpoo!
I wonder if Slash ever sits down, puts on some headphones and listens to Chinese Democracy and says stuff like:
‘i would have done that differently’
‘thank god i didn’t have to play that’
‘wtf was axl thinking’
etc…[/reply]
I’ve often wondered that myself but not with Axl music but any piece of music he hears. or if he would consider that rude like modifying someone else’s art. I’ve wondered that about many guitarists.
Late,
grmpysmrf
I wonder if Slash ever sits down, puts on some headphones and listens to Chinese Democracy
No. He doesn’t.
No one does.
Well, ALMOST no one.
I wonder if Slash’s wife ever went into GnR forums and complained incoherently about what an asshole Axl is…
Oh, Gerda, you’re just too adorable.
Your comic, like everything else you do, is horrible. But I’m going to give you special recognition for actually completing it. Slap a cover on that bad boy and call it your book since it’s the only thing you’ve written so far that comes even close to making sense.
Gauntlet has been laid down…
edit: god bless gerda.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That one was definitely better.
I don’t understand either of them.
I don’t understand either of them.
That’s why I love the 2nd one. It’s pure Gerda . . . . . but with pictures this time.
For all you old-school enthusiasts . . . . back to mah roots, ya dig?
Tom Berringer?
Classic.
Hi Everyone,
My name’s Gunnar and I’m a 38 year old attention seeker from (supposedly) somewhere in California. I’m really ace - at least, I really think I am. And I will use every opportunity I can get to reinforce to you all just how darned ace I am. Just watch, listen and learn.
I’m so ace I have to document every dull, insipid event that takes part in my pointless and rather banal existance - whether that documentation takes the form of a photo (where I ham it up as much as possible just so you all realize what a swell, charming and downright fun guy I really am) or in the form of a rant in which I cram every minute detail that makes up my rather boring and nonsensical existance. Oh the joy! I’m sure you’re all salivating at the prospect of what ol’ Gunnar’s got in store for you next! Perhaps I’ll whip out a “wacky” photo of myself wearing a sombrero while knocking back a Tequila Slammer, my arm around some hapless soul who just happened to be passing by. Or maybe a holiday snap of me and the missus in Vegas, posing in front of a giant slot machine, grinning idiotically with our winnings in our hands!
Anything could happen in my wacky life!! You just never know where I will pop up next - annoying the fuck out of everybody. Tee hee hee!
Apart from being vain, I am also quite obnoxious and boorish and I take ill at any meddling. In my mind, I’m kinda like Patrick Bateman from the American Psycho novel. I’m charismatic, controlled and downright lethal when I have a mind to be. I’m the ultimate keyboard punishment dispenser - chopping off the limbs of anyone in cyberspace that I feel threatened by - and like good ol’ Patrick I hack at my prey in the most charismatic and sarcastic way imaginable with my razor sharp wit and air of indifference and detachment from the real world.
I really am quite the character. Aren’t I just.
To be honest, I know fuck all about music and will deride and snigger at anything I consider challenging or abstract. If it aint metal and I can’t tap my toe to it, then obviously it is silly, pretentious wank that only those intellectual type people with fancy university qualifications listen to. Aren’t they just so stupid with their silly noise music and their toffy noses stuck way up in the air. They make me feel inferior so I laugh at them whenever my buddies are around to hide my jealousy and sense of inferiority. It makes me feel less…insignificant.
In short, I’m an annoying fuck with a giant sized ego and tiny penis. I suck all the fun and all the warmth out of any forum I feel the need to gatecrash because I’m such a cock. I really have no idea about subtlety or social graces or diversity of opinion. If I don’t like something it’s either “gay” or “faggoty” and anyone who doesn’t agree is either a “douche” or an “emo crybaby”.
Yeah, you guessed it - I’m that sort of 38 year old.
I believe my therapist refered to my condition as “retardation”.
Anyway guys, smell ya later and see ya see ya wouldn’t want to be ya!!
Douchebags! Tee hee hee he!