Ass Play and the Butt Plugs
Rage Against the Coffee Machine
Another morning harvest of crap band names:
P.I.G.E.O.N.
Blasphemous Chalupa
Count Rollerblade
Dad, Sis is Channeling Terence McKenna Again
Oh, and I also think Coofin Cat should be accompanied by the Jammy Jam Jams Singers.
Rage Against the Vending Machine
Fixed it for you.
The Madness Of King George Michael
Redneck Queen
Buttered Wife Syndrome
The Hello Tims
The Returds
Linoleum Piss Stain
Hiccup
Lynchian
Honest To God Chocolate Face
I don’t know if anyone’s familiar with the Italian industrial-surrealist group [url http://www.discogs.com/artist/19944-Sigillum-S]Sigillum S (ok, queer bait will know them due to Eraldo Bernocchi’s involvement), but good god, some of the song titles are begging to be reappropriated for band names.
A sampling:
- Mouthwatering God Corporation
- Keeping High on Spreadsheet Blood
- Ravishing Fury in Glass Puke
- Two Mini-skirted Scorpions Digitally Mating on a Platform
- Hallucinated Moisture of Synaptic Slaughterhouse
- She Loves Drinking Herself
- Inseminated by Maniac Mainframes
Etc. etc. etc…It’s like “song titles to take in place of drugs.” Do not view Sigillum S tracklists while driving or operating heavy machinery.
Truck Meat
TRUCK MEAT!!!
Someone needs to resurrect that thread. that had to be one of the first epic prongs threads!!
Nine Inch Tent
you’ve been peeking at my crotch!! [sly]
The Bloody Tampons.
First release will be a MAXI single
[reply]Nine Inch Tent
you’ve been peeking at my crotch!! [sly][/reply]
I have not, for if I had my suggestion would might have been …
“Four Centimeter Wigwam” [:P]
The Bloody Tampons.
First release will be a MAXI single
If Paul McCartney is featured, would it be a MAXI single with Wings?
I’ll just see myself out now.
Alan Vega’s New Suicide
Jason Bonham’s Dad
Off White Supremacist
Miss Mapplethorpe’s Enduring Orgasm
Apple Pancake A Cinnamon Toaster
Duran Squared
Nappy Waster
Jared Leto’s Foreskin
The Pride Of Idaho
Zappa Caboose
Hunting Buffalo In the New World Order
Off White Supremacist
HAHA!! Not bad.
Earth Girls Over Easy
Taxi Walker
Chuck Yeager Parade
North Of Dillinger
Godflesh 2
Elvis Costello Yom Kippur!
One of my half-assed high-school art projects from 25 years ago.
Godflesh 2
This is THE one.
Fancy Dick and the Nancy Boys
This thread needs some more nurturing; I’ve been lavishing too much attention on the ‘combo names’ thread. Here are some more, with suggested music genres this time:
Blastocyst (technical prog-metal)
Orville Redenbacher’s ‘Safe Word’ (scratchy, nihilistic ‘no wave’)
Crapezoid (crack-influenced breakcore)
Maybe You Can Get Away With That Shit In OTTAWA, But… (paint-by-numbers emo)
Memories of Microfiche (dour, self-conscious retro synth pop)
Felcher’s Paradise
Reactionary Death Squad