Primitive Race

It’s all lost in the dark cavernous abyss that is Erie’s ass.

http://www.metropolis-mailorder.com/product.php?prodnum=MET+981

That’s 3 songs.
Assuming it ever actually gets recorded/pressed.
It took them 3 years to make 3 songs.

8 billion hours of farting around.
200 paperbag puppets (none of which got delivered, apparently)
Lame ass “perks” like paying $500 to drive Erie to Hometown Buffet.
50 “contributors”, many whom do not want their name uttered in public regarding this abomination.

And they are giving you 3 songs.
3 songs that you know will suck crap.
So much crap that they remixed them all 50 more times and gave you the least crappy of the crap.

Enjoy.

I think I’d rather go get AIDS again.

And who the heck wrote that embarrassing description? Pull him back out of his own ass so I can kick him in the face.

And who the heck wrote that embarrassing description? Pull him back out of his own ass so I can kick him in the face.

I pretty much thought the same thing…

Oofah.

PRE-ORDER: Order now, and we will ship this item to you when it is released on June 19, 2015.

Rising forth from the primordial sonic stew of intensive collaboration, industrial supergroup PRIMITIVE RACE stands ready to take their place as the pure evolution of Industrial Music – past, present and future.
Evoking the intensity, fury and excitement of Industrial First Wave, PRIMITIVE RACE brings together an all-star cast of contributors – each of whom is a ‘missing link’ in the canon of industrial and EBM in their own.
Conceived by bassist, impresario and Lords Of Acid manager/executive producer Chris Kniker; PRIMITIVE RACE featuring regular appearances from Graham Crabb (Pop Will Eat Itself), Erie Loch (LUXT, Blownload, Exageist), Mark Gemini Thwaite (Peter Murphy, Tricky, Gary Numan).
That core is joined by an all-star cast of contributors including Tommy Victor (Prong, Ministry, Danzig), Dave “Rave” Ogilvie (Skinny Puppy, Jackalope), Kourtney Klein (Combichrist, Nitzer Ebb), Mark “3KSK” Brooks (Warlock Pinchers, Foreskin 500, Night Club), Josh Bradford (RevCo, Stayte, Simple Shelter), Diggie Diamond (Foreskin 500), and more!
Steering Industrial toward what’s next – PRIMITIVE RACE also enters an Industrial Battle Royale with genre heavyweight Raymond Watts (ex-KMFDM, PIG) debuts June 19 with the release of Pig vs. Primitive Race “Long In The Tooth”.
PRIMITIVE RACE have seen the future of Industrial Music, and decided it looks much like the thundering, soul-searing past.
Viva La Evolucion!

  1. Long In the Tooth
  2. Long In the Tooth (Praga Khan Mix)
  3. Long Live Death
  4. Come For Deutchland
  5. Long In the Tooth (AK & Son Megamix)
  6. Long In the Tooth (Crabbi Mix)
  7. Come For Deutchland (Mary Byker Mix)
  8. Long In The Tooth (Army Of The Univers Mix)
  9. Come For Deutchland (Night Club Mix)
  10. Lon In the Tooth (Bells Into Machines Mix)

Yes, that is really what it said.

Three songs and ten tracks. Could’ve titled the disc “Milkin’ It.” (Also, isn’t “first wave” industrial the stuff from Industrial Records and the like?)

Porkwave.

That really is terribly written copy. I can’t imagine who would read that and want to buy the release.

It’s funny how their “industrial supergroup” ended up being most people who have only tenuous connections to that genre, or were only in bands that I’ve never even heard. Probably most bands could be marketed as “supergroups,” if the musicians had any prior involvement with other projects.

The only names I see that would put it on the path of a supergroup are Watts and “Rave.” I’m more stoked about PIG being attached to it, though they probably had to put his name on it to generate some attention since it’s been 2 years of hype for Primitive Race and this is how “Long In The Tooth” is finally being released. I probably won’t buy it because I’m sort of boycotting Metropolis right now.

GUNNAR PRESENTS ULTIMATE MEGA METAL SUPERJAM 666!!!

ALL STAR CAST . . .

Jim Stephens . . . drove the bus for MOTLEY CRUE
Carl Jenkins . . . sold some guitar picks to ANGUS of AC/DC
Geronimo Rodriguez . . . saw TESLA in 2004
Thom Danger . . . wrote a Hit Parader article about WARRANT
Bret Michaels . . . he has the same name as the singer for POISON

Foreskin 500?
Band names suck these days.

Foreskin 500?
Band names suck these days.

Hey! You watch it, Buster!!! Those guys are legends! I just read their bio. They had breakfast with BECK!!! That’s right. They had some pancakes with a GRAMMY WINNER.

So, I recommend you just cool your jets a bit before you get totally pwn3d for not knowing about the first wave of industrial godfathers and whatnot.

http://www.last.fm/music/Foreskin+500

I thought you were joking about the breakfast with Beck thing, but oi vey sometimes you can’t make up things dumber than reality.

[reply]Foreskin 500?
Band names suck these days.

Hey! You watch it, Buster!!! Those guys are legends! I just read their bio. They had breakfast with BECK!!! That’s right. They had some pancakes with a GRAMMY WINNER[/reply]

They weren’t bad for a Rob Zombie knockoff…

lol Sex-O-Mix-O or whatever it was called, the one with Tweaker on it was a better collection of collaborators and we at least already knew the tracks sucked ass…sad

They weren’t bad for a Rob Zombie knockoff…

“Not bad for a Rob Zombie knockoff”.
Is that some kind of sales pitch? You should go into advertising . . .

“Hey, you know, if you’re gonna get an STD anyway, why not try genital warts? I mean, it’s not the WORST STD. And it won’t even kill you like AIDS does.”

But why sell warts when you can sell herpes?