Burlesque dancers and I after their show. Reason we’re all laughing in this picture is because my hair was messed up due to the read head giving me a crotch dance and she was like “Sorry about messing up your hair, during the crotch dance” And I’m like “No appology needed, it was a great show. Plus, there’s worse things you could have done or happened during the crotch dance.”
After calming down from laughing.
Keep in mind: My fiancée is the one who took the pics, and treated me to this show for Valentines day gift.
This is the first time I’ve ever heard the term “crotch dance”, though.
Think boardline eating out a stripper. Picture sitting down in a movie theater style seat, while a woman climbs over the arm rest dancing and exposing her crotch area to your face, and head. If you sneeze or even stick out your tongue it results in contact. Obviously my hair suffered.
[reply]I thought all burlesque dancers looked like lady monster
Was she on a RevCo album? I think my roommate tried to fuck her at some point…[/reply]
Yeah, she did some spoken poetry jibber jabber on “Cocked and Loaded”. Some lame babble about cocks in coffee and creamy cock lattes or some garbage. I think she might have also played violin either on the album or at some of the gigs too.
She was, as I recall, rather . . . “Full figured”, for lack of a better term.
I liked her little poem. It was fun to sing. Revolting cock ole. Yeah she claimed her and jello were dating. But yes, very full figured and short. Apparently the guy who wrote beers steers and queers was trying to hit it on tour also.
Where is that place? Perhaps I can get my wife to buy me a crotch dance from some leggy broad with a cute face. Where do you even go for Burlesque? I thought that stuff died out with the advent of Playboy. Especially, with pretty woman like that. As I said, I thought what little burlesque that is around is all filled with sly snoottles types.
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