PLEASE VOTE ON NOVEMBER 2

CAN YOU VOTE FOR PERSONS WHO HAS NEVER HAD A ORGASM ? TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE IN YOUR TOWN AND ASK YOUR SELF: DOES THIS PERSON CRY WHILE JERKING OFF ? DOES THERE BIG HAND GUN GIVE THEM A BONER ? LOOK AT THEM, THEY HAVE NEVER CLIMAXED. THEY LOOK SO TENSE. THERE WOMEN ARE FRIGID. THERE CHILDREN ARE ON RITALIN.THERE DOG RAN AWAY.
THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE THAT SIT IN A HOUSE OF WORSHIP FOR AN HOUR AND GET INTO THERE CAR AND WILL NOT LET THERE FELLOW MAN GET IN FRONT OF THEM TO LEAVE THE PARKING LOT.

IF YOU DONT VOTE YOU ARE VOTING FOR THE ABOVE.

SHIT BREATH

Al?

“Voting is for old people.”

THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE THAT SIT IN A HOUSE OF WORSHIP FOR AN HOUR AND GET INTO THERE CAR AND WILL NOT LET THERE FELLOW MAN GET IN FRONT OF THEM TO LEAVE THE PARKING LOT.

This was a pretty good assessment about the religiously self righteous!
Late,
grmpysmrf

i agree with the shitty breath.

i agree with the shitty breath.

Yeah, but he comes off all douchey about it.
Late,
grmpysmrf

SARAH PALIN FOR PRESIDENT!!!

SARAH PALIN FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Because we really need somebody to fuck things up worse than shrub did?

I’m currently working on a bipartisan advancement committee and we have a plan to create a Palin/Blagojevich ticket for 2012.

We need to bring this country together. We want deeds, not words. You know, like Megaforce. And we don’t give a crap about this sissy ass Tea Party stuff either. Only British people and queers drink tea. It ain’t a real party unless you got some Root Beer friggin’ floats up in the house!

We mean it, MAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!

Maybe he should record an album…

[reply]SARAH PALIN FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Because we really need somebody to fuck things up worse than shrub did?[/reply]
Shrub!!!
No way! that guy’s out of office, and so all of the problems that may or may not have come with his presidency have left too! (even though all of Bush’s “admitted” problems were all the work of Clinton! Don’t ask why the clean slate didn’t apply to Bush the way it does with Obama. to answer that question will tear a hole in the space time continuum-and yer actually an asshole, socialist, commie for thinking to ask it, too! - Jut ask republicans or tea party dolts, they’ll back me up!)

These troubled times are all Obama’s fault! Just ask a republican or the ridiculous extreme version of republicans, the dumbass, couldn’t find their asshole from a hole in the ground using a map and a altimeter, tea partiers.

maybe tea partiers are right, public education does suck, they obviously learned NOTHING from it! They’re out there every day protesting,

“I have a public education and I’m dumb.”

“Watch me violently protest against my own best interests!”

“Let the Elite continue to exploit me. I’d rather be a slave to a corporation than I would the government!”

“government evil!!!”

a slave is still a slave, jack asses!
[;)]Prologue67
Late,
grmpysmrf

Whoa! Careful with all that dirty hippie talk. Blue Velvet might fall in love with you.

Whoa! Careful with all that dirty hippie talk. Blue Velvet might fall in love with you.

She’s been swinging from my nuts for forever. Can’t do anything with a girl that has a couch like that though!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Do they make condoms for couches? Because I’d make her wrap that thing in latex before setting foot in her house if I were you.

Do they make condoms for couches? Because I’d make her wrap that thing in latex before setting foot in her house if I were you.

that conversation at the front door woulds be great…

“is it covered?”

“just come in”

“first tell me if it’s covered”

“come on baby, I just cleaned it”

“it needs to be covered. Cover it goddamn it, i only practice safe couch!”

“you’re ruining the mood. It doesn’t feel right when it’s covered.”

“fuck it! I’m outta here!”

“no no no no I’ll cover it I’ll cover it, just wait here.”

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grmpysmrf