I didn’t realize you snuck away from the scene of the crime.
You should have stripped the sheets to wash them and flipped the mattress upside down. If he asks you why you’re doing laundry you just make yourself as the good guy and say you spilled some beer or something and you wanted to wash the bedding as a courtesy.
I cleaned up the crime scene at Grandma’s. At my friend’s sister’s place I was actually caught in the act (details later) but I would have copped to the truth anyway as they’re all long time friends of mine and aren’t uptight jackasses (plus, after knowing me for 30 years they know to accept me and my adorable unpredictabilities). I did make a sincere offer to pay for any cleaning or whatever, though.
Void doesn’t just fall off the wagon, he falls off the wagon and pisses his friend’s bed.
Of course he’s going to angry, man. If you stayed over in my place and pissed my bed I’d kick your ass, but I’d have to be careful in case you pissed on me in the process.
He has to throw that mattress out and buy a new one. That’s a legitimate reason to be pissed. If he’s an asshole anyway well then fuck him but if he’s your friend you owe him big time (or at least the price of a new mattress)
Or we could just carry a box of Depends anywhere we go. You know . . . just in case.
Those of us (I guess it’s just me and Void so far) who have pissed ourselves before don’t do it every time. It’s an unplanned accident. Planning for it like we know it’s going to happen every time is just lunacy. We may as well wear crash helmets too because eventually something is gonna fall on our heads.
And as drunk (and stoned at least one of the times) as I was when I’ve done it, I assure you I would not have had the faculties to proclaim, “Hold on, Fellas! I’m quite inebriated and would like to set up my air mattress for me to take slumber on in the event that I may foul myself with my own urine.”
I didn’t realize you snuck away from the scene of the crime.
You should have stripped the sheets to wash them and flipped the mattress upside down. If he asks you why you’re doing laundry you just make yourself as the good guy and say you spilled some beer or something and you wanted to wash the bedding as a courtesy.
I cleaned up the crime scene at Grandma’s. At my friend’s sister’s place I was actually caught in the act (details later) but I would have copped to the truth anyway as they’re all long time friends of mine and aren’t uptight jackasses (plus, after knowing me for 30 years they know to accept me and my adorable unpredictabilities). I did make a sincere offer to pay for any cleaning or whatever, though.
I couldn’t clean it up or do anything. I’ve been commuting 5 hours a day for this current gig in Connecticut and I got sick of it. He lives in Connecticut so last night I asked him can I crash and we met at a bar where he was djing.
This morning I had him wake me up because my phone died so he literally walked in the room as I was beginning to stir and realizing I’d pissed the bed. He saw me making some feeble attempt to “make the bed” and he said “don’t worry I’ll take care of it” so I was totally fucked.
Either way I had to leave immediately to catch a cab back here to the gig. I should have prefaced all this by saying that my body is shot from this 5 hour commute and I’ve been exhausted, sleeping through alarms, etc. which is also a factor in all this mess.
Those of us Who Have Pissed Oursleves Before…that sounds so official…I love it…it feels like a roudtable should be started…bang gavels and shit…
Those of us Who Have Pissed Oursleves Before
It kind of sounds like one of those overly dramatic sports movies that culminates with Gene Hackman or Anthony Hopkins or Denzel Washington or something screaming at everyone in the locker room to get out there and take what’s theirs because, blah blah blah, sports, whatever.
Its happened to be once… had just discovered the joys of vodka and a friend thought it would be funny for me.to down an entire bottle of cheap vodka. Not only did a black out and puke all over myself, but I indeed pissed myself. And apparently did it in his bed. Served the fucker right.
First of all no I haven’t done this in like almost 20 years, but I rarely get hangovers and I rarely get bed spins so I guess I’m lucky.
Second though, yes he was dicky about harping on it after it was all said and done, but people react differently and it is kind of an uncommon occurance so I can see both sides to it. It’s nice you offered to make good, some people would be totally shitty and just bail on others.
Third, I feel your commute, mine is half yours now because my fucking job moved to NJ. I leave 2 1/2 hrs before work to make my shift then 2 hrs back, it’s basically a 13 hr cycle of sitting on my ass and slowly shifting from point A, to B, then to B2, then C, then…in reverse
Fucking HATE the spinnies. When you’re clinging on for dear life in a bed. Absolutely hate it. When I’m drunk I have to gradually get into a lying down position in bed and use a few pillows so my head is propped up.
Completely losing your balance when upright can be amusing though, at least for others. “Tried” walking home one night a few years ago after a long one and I veered off down into a ditch; took me the guts of 30 mins to get back out and upright again. It was so funny even I was laughing, despite feeling like shite.
after reading void and Gunnar pee the bed after weed and alcohol. and gunnar writing that it has something to do with the combination I was thinking he’s probably right because alcohol makes ya’ pee and weed is a muscle relaxer so it’s a potentially volatile combination.
The one time I peed the bed was 5th grade and I was dreaming I was at Disneyland trying to find a bathroom so I could pee cause I really had to go… needless to say I found a bathroom and woke up immediately. Sunuvabitch!!
Late,
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Talked to a friend about this nicknamed Stan. We’ve both had our fair share of parties. But not one of us recalls pissing in the others bed.
Stan’s nickname comes from a night of once once over drinking and having sex with what he thought was an attractive girl. Due to being that shitfaced spent the night at her place. Next morning roles around and when he wakes up next to her and promptly puked in the trash can. Not due to her he claims, but the nickname stuck thanks to South Park.
well… maybe you shouldnt drink if you know you wont be sleeping in your own bed that night?[b]
[/b]Bro code violator!!!
And let a chick for a one night stand know where you live?!
Hell No! You sneak out of her place/parents place. You never let your sexual partner sleep in your bed, unless you are a married couple!
He has to throw that mattress out and buy a new one.
Pshh nonsense. Just flip that sucker over and Ta-Da! New mattress.
You guys might be on to something with the marijuana thing. I’ve passed out a few times after a few too many drinks, but I don’t smoke pot, and never pissed myself.
Never pissed myself, but I’ve definitely done the drunken “this is close enough to a bathroom” situation. My roommate had to inform me that pissing on the front door wasn’t proper.
