Does anyone else here piss the bed when they get drunk? I got drunk and peed in my friend’s bed who let me stay over last night. Now he’s mad at me, saying he has to buy a new mattress. I tried to tell him it’s not on purpose. Am I alone in this?
damn dude how old are you ? pissing the bed wtf…even in my young days partying hard never did it…
Does anyone else here piss the bed when they get drunk? I got drunk and peed in my friend’s bed who let me stay over last night. Now he’s mad at me, saying he has to buy a new mattress. I tried to tell him it’s not on purpose. Am I alone in this?
I’ve not done it in about 14 years, but it has happened to me a few times. And when I did it I just soaked the mattress completely.
Everytime I’ve pissed the bed drunk it has been at someone else’s house (once at my grandma’s and once at my friend’s sister’s house). Both times I was REALLY REALLY drunk and out of control.
[reply]Does anyone else here piss the bed when they get drunk? I got drunk and peed in my friend’s bed who let me stay over last night. Now he’s mad at me, saying he has to buy a new mattress. I tried to tell him it’s not on purpose. Am I alone in this?
I’ve not done it in about 14 years, but it has happened to me a few times. And when I did it I just soaked the mattress completely.
Everytime I’ve pissed the bed drunk it has been at someone else’s house (once at my grandma’s and once at my friend’s sister’s house). Both times I was REALLY REALLY drunk and out of control.[/reply]
Good to know I’m not alone. It sucks because it’s beyond my control unless I abstain from drinking/pot. I don’t have to be wasted to do it, but I think it has to do with a combo of pot and alcohol. Never done it from just one or the other. And yeah it’s usually when I’m staying over someone else’s house. Sooo embarrassing!!
It’s more common (I’ll have an episode every couple years) that I’ll piss myself in my car. When drinking I end up having the bladder of a 5 year old girl. My wife drives when we go to parties and such (she does not drink at all) and she’s always irritated that I’m telling her to pull over so I can take a leak.
well brother, then i guess you need to say when w/your drinking…not something i’d want my homeboys to know about…
You may be on to something there, Void. I’ve not smoked weed for 14 years. Since quitting pot I’ve not pissed the bed.
The last time I pissed the bed I was drunk AND smoked pot.
And I am not certain, but I may have been puffing earlier in the night that I pissed my bed at Grandma’s too.
well brother, then i guess you need to say when w/your drinking…not something i’d want my homeboys to know about…
Homeboys? Sounds more like you’re hanging out with a bunch of uptight yuppies and soccer moms if you’re worried about them finding out you have at times drank too much and wet yourself.
Oh, and to Void: I know it sucks, but if it’s a relationship you value, you DO need to offer to buy a new mattress or have a cleaning service make things right.
Also what’s funny/shitty is most people pretend like it didn’t happen, but this guy is the first to totally call me out on it. He texted me about it and I feel even worse. He is bitching about having to replace the mattress and how it reeks etc.
Yes I will have to make it right with him.
Oh and to the guy saying you’d not want your friends to know, you are a bitch.
Personally I’ve basically learned the art of excising the word “shame” from my vocabulary. It’s a wonderful thing. You aught to try it…
was the word bitch toward me ?..
Also what’s funny/shitty is most people pretend like it didn’t happen, but this guy is the first to totally call me out on it. He texted me about it and I feel even worse. He is bitching about having to replace the mattress and how it reeks etc.
Yes I will have to make it right with him.
He sounds like a prick.
If he’s doing all this annoying stuff AFTER you’ve already offered to make things right then I would seriously evaluate whether you actually wanna be pals with such a turd. If you haven’t already made a gesture, do it right away and he SHOULD ease up with the dramatics.
As for the complaints about it stinking . . . maybe this is just me, but whenever I piss myself I’ve already had so much fluid cycling through me that my pee is ALWAYS clear and odorless. Sure, it’s gross to have your bed pissed on by someone, but is it actually smelly?
was the word bitch toward me ?..
Yeah sorry that was heavy-handed and obnoxious I apologize. I am in an excited mood (still buzzed) here at work.
not a problem my friend…
[reply]Also what’s funny/shitty is most people pretend like it didn’t happen, but this guy is the first to totally call me out on it. He texted me about it and I feel even worse. He is bitching about having to replace the mattress and how it reeks etc.
Yes I will have to make it right with him.
He sounds like a prick.
If he’s doing all this annoying stuff AFTER you’ve already offered to make things right then I would seriously evaluate whether you actually wanna be pals with such a turd. If you haven’t already made a gesture, do it right away and he SHOULD ease up with the dramatics.
As for the complaints about it stinking . . . maybe this is just me, but whenever I piss myself I’ve already had so much fluid cycling through me that my pee is ALWAYS clear and odorless. Sure, it’s gross to have your bed pissed on by someone, but is it actually smelly?[/reply]
Thanks I feel better about it now.
Umm no he first texted me about it and then I apologized and offered money so he seems ok now…
Though he is claiming “it reeks” which I think is just in his mind because as you said, it’s basically just water at that point and only faintly odored.
I’m basically sitting in it right now @ the office because my boxers were soaked and I couldn’t change, and I’m not really smelling it nor is anyone else in close vicinity so I think it’s safe to say it’s mostly in his mind and he is being a bit of a baby, which is understandable…
The thing I did wrong was not to confess before he found it but I couldn’t bring myself to admit it straight out, though now I regret not doing that because it just added to the problem and made me look worse.
I guess I was hoping it would mostly evaporate by the time he got around to making the bed, but he was too on point for that…
Hahahahaha!!!
I didn’t realize you snuck away from the scene of the crime.
You should have stripped the sheets to wash them and flipped the mattress upside down. If he asks you why you’re doing laundry you just make yourself as the good guy and say you spilled some beer or something and you wanted to wash the bedding as a courtesy.
I cleaned up the crime scene at Grandma’s. At my friend’s sister’s place I was actually caught in the act (details later) but I would have copped to the truth anyway as they’re all long time friends of mine and aren’t uptight jackasses (plus, after knowing me for 30 years they know to accept me and my adorable unpredictabilities). I did make a sincere offer to pay for any cleaning or whatever, though.
Void doesn’t just fall off the wagon, he falls off the wagon and pisses his friend’s bed.
Of course he’s going to angry, man. If you stayed over in my place and pissed my bed I’d kick your ass, but I’d have to be careful in case you pissed on me in the process.
He has to throw that mattress out and buy a new one. That’s a legitimate reason to be pissed. If he’s an asshole anyway well then fuck him but if he’s your friend you owe him big time (or at least the price of a new mattress)
by an inflate matress next time then you can kill it in the end if you piss all over your self…
Or we could just carry a box of Depends anywhere we go. You know . . . just in case.
Those of us (I guess it’s just me and Void so far) who have pissed ourselves before don’t do it every time. It’s an unplanned accident. Planning for it like we know it’s going to happen every time is just lunacy. We may as well wear crash helmets too because eventually something is gonna fall on our heads.
And as drunk (and stoned at least one of the times) as I was when I’ve done it, I assure you I would not have had the faculties to proclaim, “Hold on, Fellas! I’m quite inebriated and would like to set up my air mattress for me to take slumber on in the event that I may foul myself with my own urine.”
by an inflate matress next time then you can kill it in the end if you piss all over your self…
WIN
Those of us Who Have Pissed Oursleves Before…that sounds so official…I love it…it feels like a roudtable should be started…bang gavels and shit…