PETITION --- NO MORE GAS MASK!!!!!!!!

4 years in and Al is still wearing this stupid fucking joke of an accessory like he’s an edgy scenester at the goth club in 1996.

It’s 2017, Al.
You’re 100 years old. Almost.
This shit was fucking tired 10 minutes after you first put it on, and it wasn’t cool or clever to begin with.

Just fucking STOP IT!!!

Please sign this petition so we can put an end to this madness!!!

Yeah that shit is totally goofy…

Maybe it’d be cool if it had a bong connected to it.

I think hes legitimately ashamed of the brow piercings the mask helps.

Maybe he had cold sores on photo day.

I doubt it’s the reason he wears it, but weren’t Ministry gas bombed twice, once in Oklahoma and once maybe in Europe. I dont think Al even wrote about that in his book did he?

Gunnar…running low on rant material? I think it has been 2 years since I’ve seen the gas mask. For fucks sake, at least revive the “Al’s coofin guitar” thread or something.

there’s brief footage of the Oklahoma tear gas incident on Fix. right after they try to paint Al as being this paranoid nutjob who thinks people are out to get him. kind of fucked editing there.

Yep some shaved headed boot boys supposedly gassed OKC on that date. Rey Washam got the worst of it, but was out of the hospital by the next day I believe.

That kind of makes sense, because I remember Al saying he sometimes performs in a top hat to make it harder for people to shoot him in the head.

That kind of makes sense, because I remember Al saying he sometimes performs in a top hat to make it harder for people to shoot him in the head.

There’s actually a strangely touching moment in Fix where he tries to get Paul to wear a top hat too so he won’t get shot in the head. Obviously Paul declines, but it’s interesting how much genuine concern Al has when making the suggestion.

I know I saw something VERY recently with him wearing it again. But if he is phasing that shit out . . . . GOOD!!! I’m glad to see my petition is working.

His lungs are probably shot to shit, he might actually need that JW.