Patty J

What is Al’s cock like? How long? Girth? What side does it lean to? Any distinguishing features? Is it tattooed?

watch MINISTRY FIX movie, there’s a scene where al sticks his (altho flaccid) dick into a uncooked chicken, if you’re interested about that. also you can watch his paranoia grow out of proportion during that movie XD

I have watched it. I think I was too traumatised to remember.

<jumps off bridge to forget>

What is Al’s cock like? How long? Girth? What side does it lean to? Any distinguishing features? Is it tattooed?

there’s a picture of his cock already out there. paul’s too i think - they’re standing in a bathroom stall. i can’t find the picture now. it’s a promo shot too. maybe from filth pig.

it will answer all of your dick questions.

it was most likely revco pic, no? and i thought the general opinion about that pic was that it was a fake?

Yeah, I saw that as a Revolting Cocks B, S & Q era poster in a record shop way back when.

Whenever people say ostrich, I think of this character I and many other Australians grew up with:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKo-JL-TFIo

I was more of an Aggro type of guy.

Did Al really make no mention of his baby’s mama? Because if that’s true then I don’t think this book is very truthful. Just sayin

Did Al really make no mention of his baby’s mama? Because if that’s true then I don’t think this book is very truthful. Just sayin

It’s a collection of drunken war stories from good 'ol Grandpa Jourgensen. It’s not intended to be the Encyclopedia Brittanica.

But, please, carry on . . .

It’s a collection of drunken war stories from good 'ol Grandpa Jourgensen. It’s not intended to be the Encyclopedia Brittanica.

But, please, carry on . . .

Can an autobiography be fictional? If so then, “Bravo”…he’s created yet another new artistic genre.

Patty has finished the interview and we will post it soon. She was very generous with her time and gave more information than I anticipated. You should all find it very enjoyable.

Stay tuned.

[reply]It’s a collection of drunken war stories from good 'ol Grandpa Jourgensen. It’s not intended to be the Encyclopedia Brittanica.

But, please, carry on . . .

Can an autobiography be fictional? If so then, “Bravo”…he’s created yet another new artistic genre.[/reply]

I think Maria Monk beat him to it.

Patty has finished the interview and we will post it soon. She was very generous with her time and gave more information than I anticipated. You should all find it very enjoyable.

Stay tuned.

Thanks for doing this, elrey96.
And thanks to Patty for agreeing.
I’m looking forward to it.

Yeah, I am very excited to read this interview! Patty’s from the era of Ministry that I’m really interested in. IMO, they did there best material back then.

Yeah, it should be a good one.
Like Gerda always said, Patty’s “a real human being”.

Like Gerda always said, Patty’s “a real human being”.

Well, Gerda IS the expert on what is real.

Does anyone really know what “keeping it real” means?

I think it means you’re legit.
Possibly 2 legit.
2 legit 2 quit.

Yeah, it should be a good one.
Like Gerda always said, Patty’s “a real human being”.

My other personality thinks that Angie does not, in fact, exist? Wow, that’s so totally Fight Club.

I wouldn’t recommend being too legit to quit. Just because you never know if one day you do decide to, in fact, not be too legit anymore.

Options are good.

My question to Patty J would simply be “Why did Al seem hell bent on blowing up the first incarnation of Ministry and pretending like it never happened?”

Oh…and “What is your favorite Ministry track?”

[reply]Yeah, it should be a good one.
Like Gerda always said, Patty’s “a real human being”.

My other personality thinks that Angie does not, in fact, exist? Wow, that’s so totally Fight Club.[/reply]

She must think Angie exists. She accused anyone who had anything positive to say about the Jourgensens post 2003 of BEING Angie.

Any idea when the interview will be posted?