Pasta!

I am starting a thread about pasta to see how long it takes for this thread to be taken over by grmps and atom bitching back and forth. I’m guessing six posts in.

Fuck atom’s shitty posts and his neoconservative “values,” he’s a bitch!
green pasta is alright though.
Late,
grmpysmrf

HAHAHAHA!!!
I think they’ll try desperately to show how above this they are and let us get at least 12 posts deep into our noodly mess first.

Oh, and clam linguini with a light lemon cream sauce for me, please. Plenty of parmesan grated on top. Thanks, Bro!

Oh, nevermind. Or can I get partial credit if Atom refrains?

Oddly enough I’m eating pasta right now.

I’m also fucking grmpysmrf’s mother while eating said pasta.

I’m guessing six posts in.

Dude, at six posts you got BOTH of them in.
You’re good.

Well, who the hell wouldn’t post in a thread about pasta that’s also baiting them to insult grumpy???

Pasta rules for sure! Angel Hair & Rigatoni.

New York has the best food and fresh pasta is one of them.

I don’t know what the technical definition of pasta is, but I LOVE macaroni and cheese. Especially when it’s also got other bits of awesomeness in it to make it even more excellent . . . like mushrooms and bacon and lobster and . . . . well, heck, you can put all kinds of great stuff in mac and cheese. The point is, it RULES!!!

Pasta salad is so delicious, as long as the sauce isn’t mayonnaise-based.

Oddly enough I’m eating pasta right now.

I’m also fucking grmpysmrf’s mother while eating said pasta.

Me too, Me too… [rolleyes]
btw if you saw my mother and you really were fucking her you wouldn’t announce that publicly.
dumbshit.
Late,
grmpysmrf

[reply]Oddly enough I’m eating pasta right now.

I’m also fucking grmpysmrf’s mother while eating said pasta.

Me too, Me too… [rolleyes][/reply]

You’re also eating pasta while fucking your mother?

I don’t know what the technical definition of pasta is, but I LOVE macaroni and cheese. Especially when it’s also got other bits of awesomeness in it to make it even more excellent . . . like mushrooms and bacon and lobster and . . . . well, heck, you can put all kinds of great stuff in mac and cheese. The point is, it RULES!!!

I usually put a shitload of Sriracha sauce and pretty much any other random food I can find in macaroni and cheese.

Penne alla vodka. No meat.

Although for dinner I had Rice Noodles and Vegetables with a generous amount of sriracha and a Lakeshore IPA.

I live well.

[reply]
I’m guessing six posts in.

Dude, at six posts you got BOTH of them in.
You’re good.[/reply]

Yoga super powers, man. Yoga super powers.

Sign #96 I use the internet too much: when I word associate pasta with this site http://www.creepypasta.com/

Pasta makes for top shelf budget dinners. It’s really hard to fuck up even for someone like myself with sub-bachelor cooking skills. I always recommend it to anyone looking to save some dollars during rent time who would usually spring for fast food.

Barilla thick spaghetti - makes your spaghetti that much more awesome-er.

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I don’t know what the technical definition of pasta is, but I LOVE macaroni and cheese. Especially when it’s also got other bits of awesomeness in it to make it even more excellent . . . like mushrooms and bacon and lobster and . . . . well, heck, you can put all kinds of great stuff in mac and cheese. The point is, it RULES!!!

Yeah, those pasta bakes with random stuff thrown in are incredible. I’ve been making one recently with beef ravioli, other assorted little pasta things i had in my kitchen, a nice herby, garlicy tomato sauce that i make myself. I throw all that into a deep dish, smash some nachos over it for a bit of crispiness and then dump a load of grated cheese and black pepper over it. Bake until golden brown (texture like sun), by fuck it’s good!

Canelloni is where it’s at…

[reply]Fuck atom’s shitty posts and his neoconservative “values,” he’s a bitch!
green pasta is alright though.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Curious, but how is that appreciably different than your leftist “values”, other than being on the opposite side of the political fence? Different opinions and beliefs make life interesting grmps.

Green pasta is disgusting.[/reply]

That’s the first time anyone has claimed I was anything other than a “whiny liberal” when it came to my “values” and beliefs (or lack of).

Yeah, those pasta bakes with random stuff thrown in are incredible. I’ve been making one recently with beef ravioli, other assorted little pasta things i had in my kitchen, a nice herby, garlicy tomato sauce that i make myself. I throw all that into a deep dish, smash some nachos over it for a bit of crispiness and then dump a load of grated cheese and black pepper over it. Bake until golden brown (texture like sun), by fuck it’s good!

I recently started smashing tortilla chips into stuff like rice loaded with cheese and sriracha. But I’d never thought of putting chips in pasta.