Oprah Treats Entire Audience With Trip To Australia

Australia - the ‘paradise’ you go to when you cannot be arsed to go and look for a paradise to go to.

“You get to be an Australian! And YOU get to be an Australian! Everyone gets to be Australian! Not you, DJ. Sorry. We’ve got enough psychotic weirdos down under. But the REST of y’all… get on the bus!”

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