On a bender or on a roll? Al's Latest Dubious Claim

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Timeline:

Al supposedly kicked out of NAMM, still no story. Investigations lead to yearsofdecay style FB posts about farmers and bath salts.

Later, at the Whiskey, he hangs dong.

Today, Al guested on some infowars podcast and he claims he’s going to play a demented substitute teacher on an upcoming episode of Glee! I bullshit you not, man.

http://rss.infowars.com/20150126_Mon_Alex.mp3 around 2 hr mark.

Looking at some of Al’s past FB posts, it seems he fucks with people a lot. Or just says shit without filter.

Because I’m a glass-is-half-full kinda guy, I’ll say Al is on a pretty solid roll of fucking with people. The Glee thing, c’mon amiright? That’s solid. That’s funny.

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For the record, the Fear Factory show was Thursday night, Jan 22. First day of NAMM was the next day.

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Fine, just power through the Glee bit.

Timeline corrected: bender, I mean funny roll, started thursday.

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http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/eww/ministrys-al-jourgensen-takes-his-cock-out-for-picture-with-fear-factory-mr-belding

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Has Al ever done anything he said he would do . . . . Teaching? Collab with Lil Wayne? Yadda yadda.

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Ok, the Glee bit might be complete and total bullshit.

But frankly, it would still be the least bullshitty statement to ever appear on Alex Jones’ InfoWars show.

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I’m kind of liking this AL UNLEASHED.

I hope he doesn’t die or get seriously hurt, but . . . . there’s something kind of awesome about the 60 year old man going completely bananas like vintage Motley Crue. We need MORE of this, not less.

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^
That is actually the PERFECT correllation, I think.

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I actually pondered things a bit more in light of some other posts and comments I’d read surrounding these recent events.

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I don’t know.
I guess I kind of think it’s just creepy and gross the way many people (I’m referring mainly to the FB fanboys and Twitterverse) see a man driving his coofin car over a cliff and cheer him on or offer to put more gas in the tank.

I’m feeling a bit jaded this week and I guess I don’t mind also confessing that I’m just as guilty as anyone of the same stuff that I find repulsively morbid at the moment.

I hope I’m just being overly emo, but I’m not in the right mindset right now to be sardonic, so I’ll just be sad and troubled until I get my head recalibrated.

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I don’t know.
I guess I kind of think it’s just creepy and gross the way many people (I’m referring mainly to the FB fanboys and Twitterverse) see a man driving his coofin car over a cliff and cheer him on or offer to put more gas in the tank.

I’m feeling a bit jaded this week and I guess I don’t mind also confessing that I’m just as guilty as anyone of the same stuff that I find repulsively morbid at the moment.

I hope I’m just being overly emo, but I’m not in the right mindset right now to be sardonic, so I’ll just be sad and troubled until I get my head recalibrated.

Ok,who hacked Gunner’s account? I want answers…

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Some emofag, apparently.

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Some emofag, apparently.

Full blooded emofag?

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I must have missed Al’s latest, what’s he been saying now? He needs to catch himself on before he does some serious damage.