Nice try, pigs.

Thought you all might enjoy this story that Slate picked up today, happened to some friends of mine out on tour. We’ve cracking wise about it for a few days now.

http://mobile.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/crime/2013/03/boston_police_catfishing_indie_rockers_cops_pose_as_punks_on_the_internet.html?original_referrer=http%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2Fl.php%3Fu%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.slate.com%2Farticles%2Fnews_and_politics%2Fcrime%2F2013%2F03%2Fboston_police_catfishing_indie_rockers_cops_pose_as_punks_on_the_internet.html%26h%3DcAQEBFmmPAQGzbpOZOtCySVSNdDpAEBlfPOLnQ7-jO4sezQCU2NhCiBAAA%26s%3D1

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Awesome!

“Love DIY concerts!!!”

He actually said “Patty’s”

Love DIY concerts!!!

Love DIY concerts!!!

I know. That’s worth the price of admission right there.

Here’s a better, funnier write up:

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/03/spelling_bee_outs_joe_sly_undercover_cop_posing_as_fan.php

HAHAHAHA!!! This story is all kinds of awesome.

It’s like when the Little Rascals would climb on each others’ shoulders and put on a mustache and trench coat to get into the movie theatre or something.

“Update: Evidence that Joe Sly is fake is mounting. Gawker just pointed out that the avatar Joe uses is one of the first images that comes up when you Google “punk rocker.” ‘A’ for effort, guys.”

This reminds me of an episode of Strangers with Candy, where a cop goes undercover as a high schooler to crack down on drug use. He walks into the history room as a transfer student on the last day of school.

I can say “concerts” if I want to.

This reminds me of an episode of Strangers with Candy, where a cop goes undercover as a high schooler to crack down on drug use. He walks into the history room as a transfer student on the last day of school.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I don’t know the show, but yeah, exactly. Or like the episode of Saved By The Bell where Zach puts on a dress and puts balloons in his chest for fake boobs and . . . . well, okay, yeah, you’re right, that was EVERY sitcom, but still . . . . you get the idea.

Yo dudez!

I know I am new to this bored! I am serious hardcore into drugs and the industrial rock ministry scene! Please email me if you can get me heroin, cocaine, Mary Jane pot plants or other illegal drugs! [blush]

I do so many drugs that it is really stupid but around here in California police officers kick balls on punks like me and you who use them!

Email me at iamnotacopiamanindustrialrocker@yahoo.com

You’re not a cop, right? Like, if I ask you, you have to tell me.

You’re not a cop, right? Like, if I ask you, you have to tell me.

That’s correct.
If I was a cop I would tell you.
But I’m not. Seriously.

“UP THE PUNX, Dudes! My name is Dagger and this is my cool chick, Wrathchild! We came here for some good old fashioned DIY punk rock action! So where are the other punkers? Let’s open up this pit and do some slam dancing!”

Do I have to flash my boobs to show you I am not an officer of the law? I mean, laugh out loud !

“UP THE PUNX, Dudes! My name is Dagger and this is my cool chick, Wrathchild! We came here for some good old fashioned DIY punk rock action! So where are the other punkers? Let’s open up this pit and do some slam dancing!”

Real cool man, looking forward to this whole DIY scene music! That is one crazy Moe Hawk you have man dude!! I love drugs and music and underground parties!

Or like the episode of Saved By The Bell where Zach puts on a dress and puts balloons in his chest for fake boobs and

You sure you don’t mean Screech?

[reply]Or like the episode of Saved By The Bell where Zach puts on a dress and puts balloons in his chest for fake boobs and

You sure you don’t mean Screech?[/reply]

I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure it was Zach. I just know one of them wore a wig and dress and boobs and hilarity ensued.

By the way, do you like wild parties and hard drugs with DIY rock and roll music? I’m trying to find this DIY concert, maybe u can help me. Should be 2 cool for school!

I tried to find a clip of it to no avail . . . . but this is pretty good, nonetheless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHLr5AYl5f4

“NO NO NO, Officer Smithwick! That’s not slam dancing at all! That’s the Achey Breaky Heart! No wonder those DIY punker kids sniffed you out. Here, take this video and practice at home before you go to the next DIY concert!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWb_VjksGLs

So you other punk industrial rockers into qualudes? We can pop Mary Jane pot pills and eat some qualudes while enjoying DIY concerts!!