aww slash come on brotha he’s makin us look bad
p.s. i just noticed that the ministry camp has confirmed mikey back in. i still think al’s groupie dis was best made me alil’ proud scariest, creepiest of all time
To be a bad-ass musician you have to have had at least one homosexual experience.
Literally
Oh and if Trent’s got 7.5 why does he need dildos. Must be for his threesomes, but still if a bird pulled out a dildo while doin the bauld thing with me I’d throw it out the nearest window.
A guy doesn’t rate an “8” on penis size alone.
I don’t want to get too explicit in a forum that’s 99% dudes, so I’ll just say that the ladies appreciate a creative lover who’s willing to use all the tools at his disposal.
are you a woman?
Check what Josh Freeze does with his instrument.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0Rdn1n8yW4&feature=player_embedded
are you a woman?
Nah, I’m just observant.
Hey Grmps, this one is for you!!!
Ex-Guns guitarist Slash is said to be very average at best and a sexual disappointment. If there’s a mirror nearby, he likes to watch himself having sex. We also know he likes to be handcuffed to his bed: In 1995, Slash was caught in the embarrassing situation of being handcuffed to a hotel room bed and the person who had the key just left him there and didn’t come back! The person who pulled the disappearing act was probably a lady who was so disappointed in sex with Slash that she left him handcuffed to the bed for revenge! One lady who experienced Slash says to watch out for his tongue, which is black from too much booze and cigarettes. STD alert: We also hear Slash doesn’t like to wear condoms.
Thanks. I’ve seen that site before along time ago. I remember reading the bit about his black tongue being from Cigs and JD. The dude doesn’t have a black tongue, I’ve met him. I think it’s all made up. Although, Slash does have genital warts (it’s written about in his book and has had them since before he was famous. he got them from some stripper he used to live with)I think the “left handcuffed to the bed” is B.S. too cause an anecdote like that surely would’ve made the book.
Like I care for any of this gossip anyway. (even sadder that I’m familiar with it) The guy could chug cock and like whole ears of unhusked corn shoved up his ass, that still wouldn’t change the fact that he is the greatest guitarist ever… yea yeah yeah Here comes the flames, but I don’t care, I know I’m a fanboi and I’m completely ok with it!
Late,
grmpysmrf
This guy is the greatest guitarist ever:
Steve Vai is the greatest guitarist ever. At least technically.
haters.
Late,
grmpysmrf
It is.
It’s a soundtrack song for Tetsuo: The Bullet Man, which is the sequel to the movie Tetsuo: The Iron Man from awhile back.
Apparently Trent wanted the director to do one of his videos, but they never got a chance to hook up. So now they’re collaborating by way of a noisy song to play over the film’s credits.
Clearly he’s devoting his pop-related energies to How To Destroy Angels.
There’s sections of the song that were interesting (the lighter bits with piano) but the other bits seem amateurish messing around
If the new film is anything like the original, it’s pretty much tailor-made for it. Chaotic industrial noise.
I like it. Love Trent getting into the heavy, almost Lead into Gold style horns. The structure doesn’t entirely work without the images but that makes sense given it’s designed to go with images.