Long time lurker here (since 2003) first time poster.
Did some trades with bisquitodoom a decade ago.
Had Al drunkenly yelling in my face in 2004 and hugging me in 2005.
Fun.
Welcome.
Not a bad story, but unless he jizzed on your back you’re going to have to settle for second place.
What color was your hair when he yelled at you?
What color was your hair when he hugged you?
Was he wearing a condom when he yelled at you?
Have you ever had sex with a black woman?
Did you get yourself tested for hepatitis after hugging him?
Did you hit him up for some sweet jams?
Welcome.
Not a bad story, but unless he jizzed on your back you’re going to have to settle for second place.
Actually, he threw up on my back, laughed, then gave me a towel.
What color was your hair when he yelled at you?
What color was your hair when he hugged you?
Brown on both accounts. I can post a pic to prove it. A few years earlier he could have gotten me at purple or suicide blonde.
Was he wearing a condom when he yelled at you?
Have you ever had sex with a black woman?
Only if you consider Al to be a black woman… (cough)
At least the new guy/girl has a sense of humour.
beware of talk of eating poo and bbw! =)
Welcome, new guy.
Only if you consider Al to be a black woman… (cough)
Well, he’s got the dreads . . . . but does the carpet match the drapes?
[reply]Only if you consider Al to be a black woman… (cough)
Well, he’s got the dreads . . . . but does the carpet match the drapes?[/reply]
My guess is the carpet had been removed.
[reply][reply]Only if you consider Al to be a black woman… (cough)
Well, he’s got the dreads . . . . but does the carpet match the drapes?[/reply]
My guess is the carpet had been removed.[/reply]
yeah hard… wood all the way. 
Late,
grmpysmrf
beware of talk of eating poo and bbw! =)
ahh… the prongs of old…
dammit. im old enough to be wistfully nostalgic for something on a forum…
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beware of talk of eating poo and bbw! =)
ahh… the prongs of old…
dammit. im old enough to be wistfully nostalgic for something on a forum…[/reply]
PRONGS = FASLE
Welcome to the board, New Guy!
Well, he’s got the dreads . . . . but does the carpet match the drapes?
Are those drapes even real? Besides, does Al even have carpet? Everything else fell out/off…
Carpet extensions.
Wait, what are we talking about here?
Bald you guys. They mean bald. Because Al is bald on top. Bald.
Baldy bald bald bald. It fucking happens though. What are ya gonna do?
Bald you guys. They mean bald. Because Al is bald on top. Bald.
Baldy bald bald bald. It fucking happens though. What are ya gonna do?
The smrf got it right.
Carpet is the pubic region and drapes are the skullette. Not to be confused with a hair piece placed on the skullette (toupee) or a hair piece place on the pubic region (mirkin). Wig, rug, dead animal, etc.