my sweet wife

so I was lacking in my ministry collection because I refused to pay 30 for the Xmas single. Well, my sweet wife bought it for me the other day.

not that I’m not happy she did this for me because I am but let me break the deets down for everyone.

1 3 track cd single in a crappy digipak. hand numbered at 201 of 300 and autographed by Al.

I do like the Xmas song. I’d heard it once before and wasn’t impressed, but for some reason it sounds better than what I remember being released.

Honestly, the Xmas song sounds like “end of the movie” music to a John Hughes film, where everything has worked out for everyone. maybe it’s the way I have my equalizer set but for the most part the vocals are buried and don’t seem too heavily distorted. Not too impressed with walkie talkie or voices in my head

1 leopard print Santa hat that came from the Oriental Trading Company (the tag is on the inside of the hat) that would only fit on a child’s head. I can squeeze my noggin into a 6 7/8 hat, it’s tight and uncomfortable but I can do it. I can’t even get this Santa hat completely on my head.

1 big ass tin cup that’s supposed to be a shot glass, that has the Buck Satan logo painted on it with a big ass MADE IN CHINA sticker on the bottom.

I love my wife for buying me what I wouldn’t by myself!!!
Late,
grmpysmrf

[:)]

thats awesome man. congrats on the wonderful spouse.

i have been wanting to hear that single for… like… i gyuess a year now, but i just have NOT wanted to pay for it… im glad it is better than you remember.

Cool dude. So I’m guessing they barely sold 200 cd’s. [shocked]

Cool dude. So I’m guessing they barely sold 200 cd’s. [shocked]

LOL yeah that’s what my wife said.

edit… unless they started at 300 and have been selling them in reverse order. [shocked][shocked] /edit

Rusty.
yeah it’s better than i remember, perhaps they released a rough mix of it.

I would put it up on you tube for ya but because I know how sue happy the Jourgensens are that’s not gonna happen. here’s what they released on to youtube though, and yeah the Mix is different

[url http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WKzA-qiF8U] Xmas single
it kicks in about the minute mark after Al gets done talking.
Late,
grmpysmrf

megaupload?! :smiley:

that video made me cringe.

megaupload?! :smiley:

that video made me cringe.

sorry, dude, my sharing days are over, just based on how sue happy people are now-a-days. Especially with how desperate the Jourgensens appear to be for cash 100$ tickets??? 500$ vip seats?? not putting a fucking target on my back.

Plus, I’m not sure how to use mega upload.
I’m sure if you search the torrent sites you can find it but it won’t be from me.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Your wife us a victim. You are a bully. Who cares.

Your wife us a victim. You are a bully. Who cares.

Something wonderful.

grmpy: Killer swag, bro.

[laugh]

Merry Christmas, you Prongs motherfuckers.

so I was lacking in my ministry collection because I refused to pay 30 for the Xmas single.

But isn’t this technically not a Ministry release?

His Ministry collection would be defined as not just Ministry releases but anything by key members as well. RevCo, Pailhead, PTP, Lead Into Gold, Pigface, etc. Al’s solo stuff would fall in as well.

I only say this because I used to be a Dead Kennedys collector and my collection had the same loose parameters . . . . it was my obsession with both Jello and Rigor Mortis at the time that actually brought me to Ministry (via ICYDFLSU which had Biafra and Scaccia or course).

Your wife us a victim. You are a bully. Who cares.

and yet here you are being the asshole.

How long has this been building up?
my wife “us a victim” ? what the fuck does that even mean?

you know, it woulda been easier for you to write, “Hey everybody, look at me, I’m an asshole.” [rolleyes]

fucking loser
Late,
grmpysmrf

[reply]Your wife us a victim. You are a bully. Who cares.

Something wonderful.

grmpy: Killer swag, bro.

[laugh]

Merry Christmas, you Prongs motherfuckers.[/reply]
figured some would dig it. the thoughtfulness, that is.

wonder what’s pinching slacklove’s pussy?
maybe he fucked up and was supposed to post that as deadguy
Late,
grmpysmrf

His Ministry collection would be defined as not just Ministry releases but anything by key members as well. RevCo, Pailhead, PTP, Lead Into Gold, Pigface, etc. Al’s solo stuff would fall in as well.

^this
Late,
grmpysmrf

Your wife us a victim. You are a bully. Who cares.

SOMEBODY CALL GERDA BARKER, ATTORNEY OF LAW, PRONTO!!!

Nice work tho, grmpy.

I usually just give my husband a bj, but I’m POSITIVE he’d prefer more Ministry related stuff now.

I usually just give my husband a bj, but I’m POSITIVE he’d prefer more Ministry related stuff now.

Looks like your husband may be slapping Grumps with a lawsuit soon . . .

Thanks for the tip.

that video…was…just so bad…i had blocked it, and this cd’s exsistence, from my memory. thanks grmps. :confused:

that is awesome of her though, even if that song makes me die a little inside.

While no doubt it was nice of your wife to buy that for you, both of you QUIT THAT SHIT! YOU’RE ONLY ENCOURAGING HIM!!! [pirate]

I may youtube it. worst that’s gonna happen is they will take it down.
Give me a little bit, it may be up in a while.
Late,
grmpysmrf