"My life as a Revolting Cock" (post-read)

We can all dream can’t we? If the project were to surface, I would vote for naming it “The Co-Conspirators”.

Thanks for all your kind words! I did not really want to appear as if I were above everything, I think that because I WAS an outsider walking into an already crazy situation, and that I was from another culture altogether, I never felt completely at home…-no matter-you have all said really, really nice things, and I am so happy you enjoyed my efforts!!!

I’ve said several times, it’s a great read and I don’t mind saying it again. It’s a great read.
I’ve read you did a reading in Chicago, so do you have any plans to do a book tour or at least a reading in a few other big cities? Namely L.A.? Thanks again for writing it.

Edit: Any plans for it to come out in hardback???
Late,
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just finished this one a great read to be sure, for anyone who is interested in such things.

i really liked the insight in linger ficken good, how the trakcs chris worked on were more along the lines of no devotion/attack ships. i feel exactly the same way, and i missed that feeling on the recent cocks album. the long droning aspect seems to be such a barker-ism, and with chris’ vocals these tracks are some of my all time favorites. i still think chris has the best voice in industrial (ogre running a close second, imho), even if he has moved on long ago from the likes of industrial. i do dig the solo stuff too, blonde exodus being my fav.

the ending made me chuckle a bit, the last few sentences cracked a smile for me. i hope things can work out so we can see a repeast of the vic in 2003. i was there, and felt very lucky to have seen chris perform so what. i’d obviously like to see something along those lines again.

here’s to hoping those planets align, no?

I’m halfway through, it’s fucking HILARIOUS!!!

Chris, I work in a well known bookstore chain, come do a signing!!

Don’t lumber Chris with your requests on here, skanklet. Save your half-assed schoolgirl desires and sophmoric requests for the PA.

Come to MY bookstore, man. I’m night manager here. I’ll take care of your ass.

What are you his fucking body-guard?

I would read what you posted back to yourself, at least I am not offering to ‘take care of his ass’

starfucker…

well that was uncalled for.

Jizzy I swear you are a restraining order waiting to happen

You are craven little skanklet who seeks only to fatten her paycheck and prestige within Borders organization by having Chris come + sign.

You should know better.

Who should know what?

Chum, I know you hardly give a rat’s sputum but you’re barking up the wrong tree; I’ve known ‘skanklet’ too bloody long & she’s the complete opposite of your presumptions.

Please don’t insult my knowledge of someone whom I know better than you.

Sheesh, like she’s really serious about Chris being at her shop [:/] (need I mention)

Went into The Strand, one of the biggest bookstores in New York City, they didn’t have it in nor even had it in their database for release. WTF? How does Amazon have this?

Anyone know the ISBN?

Went into The Strand, one of the biggest bookstores in New York City, they didn’t have it in nor even had it in their database for release. WTF? How does Amazon have this?

Anyone know the ISBN?

You can’t get it in the US

Chris, screw those guys. I don’t even have the book. Please send one to me and then come sign it.

hahahah dont sign it then send it, of course :smiley:

Anyone know the ISBN?

978-0-946719-95-2

1002

Wow-sometimes you folks are hard to read-i.e. I don’t know if you are kidding or not! I would be really interested in doing more bookreadings, superfuturistic-why is that other person being so horribly mean to you?? very unprovoked, play nice!

…The book, by the way, is very available in the US, Borders has it, as do most other bookstores!!!

I read the other night at a store in Chicago, and it was really great fun.

Wow-sometimes you folks are hard to read-i.e. I don’t know if you are kidding or not! I would be really interested in doing more bookreadings, superfuturistic-why is that other person being so horribly mean to you?? very unprovoked, play nice!

…The book, by the way, is very available in the US, Borders has it, as do most other bookstores!!!

I read the other night at a store in Chicago, and it was really great fun.

Hi Chris!! Nice job there on the book - keep up the good work buddy - Yeah.

Just one question before I go:

Why isn’t your music any good??

Just curious is all.

I’m halfway through, it’s fucking HILARIOUS!!!

Chris, I work in a well known bookstore chain, come do a signing!!

Hi!!

Shouldn’t you be , like , off somewhere cooking or cleaning or something!?!!?

Wow-sometimes you folks are hard to read-i.e. I don’t know if you are kidding or not! I would be really interested in doing more bookreadings, superfuturistic-why is that other person being so horribly mean to you?? very unprovoked, play nice!

…The book, by the way, is very available in the US, Borders has it, as do most other bookstores!!!

I read the other night at a store in Chicago, and it was really great fun.

I had to send a few copies to the States because online shops wouldn’t send it out to US addresses. I’m glad it’s available for all now.

This thread has become completely ridiculous. The thing you have to understand Chris is that everyone here is a complete asshole and we’ve become like an inbred family of married couples over the years.

Ahhhhh…I understand…as for Peligro…I laughed, I always wanted to ask D*n Henley out of the eagles why, after a long career spanning decades, every record he ever made sucks donkey dick…I think you called my bluff!! nya ha ha ha!!!

hey chris, i noticed in the book you did’nt talk at all about the music you did (just the tour) for rape and honey though you are in the line-up in the credits did you sing “i prefer”

“i prefer” is obviosly jourgensen’s vocals, and they aren’t even distorted.