Musical Madlibs

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A friend of mine at another forum started this game and at first I thought it was a totally stupid thing to do but actually found myself really enjoying doing it for Ministry. So give it a go, with any band you wish, its not as stupid as it seems…

So, here is the game:

Pick one artist and answer the following questions using song titles from that artist. Go ahead, give it a shot!

1.Pick Your Artist:
2.Are you male or female:
3.Describe yourself:
4.How do you feel about yourself:
5.Describe where you currently live:
6.If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
7.Your favorite form of transportation:
8.Your best friend is:
9.Your favorite color is:
10.What’s the weather like:
11.Favorite time of day:
12.If your life was a tv show, what would it be called:
13.What is life to you:
14.What is the best advice you have to give:
15.If you could change your name, what would it be?
16.Your favorite food is:
17.Thought for the Day:
18.How would you like to die:
19.My soul’s present condition:
20. My motto:

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Here is mine for Ministry.

1.Pick Your Artist:
Ministry

2.Are you male or female:
Lay Lady Lay

3.Describe yourself:
Destruction

4.How do you feel about yourself:
Burning Inside

5.Describe where you currently live:
Nursing Home

6.If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
The Land Of Rape And Honey

7.Your favorite form of transportation:
Jesus Built My Hotrod

8.Your best friend is:
Hizbollah

9.Your favorite color is:
Piss

10.What’s the weather like:
The Fall

11.Favorite time of day:
Golden Dawn

12.If your life was a tv show, what would it be called:
TV II

13.What is life to you:
Just One Fix

14.What is the best advice you have to give:
You Know What You Are

15.If you could change your name, what would it be?
Filth Pig

16.Your favorite food is:
Cannibal Song

17.Thought for the Day:
So What

18.How would you like to die:
Lava

19.My soul’s present condition:
Supermanic Soul

  1. My motto:
    Tonight We Murder
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1.Pick Your Artist:
Godflesh
2.Are you male or female:
Messiah
3.Describe yourself:
Bigot
4.How do you feel about yourself:
Slavestate
5.Describe where you currently live:
Defiled
6.If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Angel Domain
7.Your favorite form of transportation:
Black Boned Angel
8.Your best friend is:
Xnoybis
9.Your favorite color is:
Baby Blue Eyes
10.What’s the weather like:
Tiny Tears
11.Favorite time of day:
Wake
12.If your life was a tv show, what would it be called:
Monotremata
13.What is life to you:
Merciless
14.What is the best advice you have to give:
Whose Truth Is Your Truth?
15.If you could change your name, what would it be?
Slateman
16.Your favorite food is:
Someone Somewhere Scorned
17.Thought for the Day:
(Don’t Bring Me) Flowers
18.How would you like to die:
Deaf, Dumb And Blind
19.My soul’s present condition:
Crush My Soul
20. My motto:
Go Spread Your Wings or
I Wasn’t Born To Follow

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1.Pick Your Artist:
Anal Cunt

2.Are you male or female:
My Woman, My Lover, My Friend

3.Describe yourself:
I Fucked Your Wife

4.How do you feel about yourself:
I’m Not Stubborn

5.Describe where you currently live:
You Live In A Houseboat

6.If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
I Went Back in Time and Voted for Hitler

7.Your favorite form of transportation:
You Drive An IROC

8.Your best friend is:
Morbid Dead Guy

9.Your favorite color is:
Bloodshot

10.What’s the weather like:
Waterfall Wishes

11.Favorite time of day:
Night On Bald Moutain

12.If your life was a tv show, what would it be called:
I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It

13.What is life to you:
I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank

14.What is the best advice you have to give:
I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis

15.If you could change your name, what would it be?
Guy Smiley

16.Your favorite food is:
Walker, Texas Corpse

17.Thought for the Day:
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny

18.How would you like to die:
Laughing While Lennard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison

19.My soul’s present condition:
I’d Love to Have Your Daughter’s Hand in Marriage

  1. My motto:
    You Quit Doing Heroin You Pussy
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Oh, man. Deftera totally won this.

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1.Pick Your Artist: KMFDM
2.Are you male or female: Cunt-Boy, Very Bad Boys, and Material Girl
3.Describe yourself: Moron; Dirty; Headcase
4.How do you feel about yourself: Megalomaniac; Godlike; Power
5.Describe where you currently live: East German American Killed; Hole in the Wall
6.If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Go to Hell
7.Your favorite form of transportation: Mini Mini Mini
8.Your best friend is: Brute; Son of a Gun
9.Your favorite color is: Money; Blood Evil
10.What’s the weather like: Every Day’s A Good Day
11.Favorite time of day: More and Faster; Ready to Blow; Spit Sperm
12.If your life was a tv show, what would it be called: Looking For Strange; Piggy Bank
13.What is life to you: Money; Flesh
14.What is the best advice you have to give: Disobedience and Revenge
15.If you could change your name, what would it be? Waste
16.Your favorite food is: Last Things
17.Thought for the Day: Anarchy; Revolution; Search and Destroy
18.How would you like to die: Professional Killer; Under Satan
19.My soul’s present condition: Torture; Terror
20. My motto: D.I.Y.; Rip the System!

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12.If your life was a tv show, what would it be called:
I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It
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lol

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1.Pick Your Artist: RUSH
2.Are you male or female: Cinderella Man
3.Describe yourself: Working Man
4.How do you feel about yourself: In the Mood
5.Describe where you currently live: The Twilight Zone
6.If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Xanadu
7.Your favorite form of transportation: Red Barchetta
8.Your best friend is: Closer to the Heart
9.Your favorite color is: Red Tide
10.What’s the weather like: Freeze
11.Favorite time of day: Available Light
12.If your life was a tv show, what would it be called: The Big Money
13.What is life to you: Freewill
14.What is the best advice you have to give: Face Up
15.If you could change your name, what would it be? Tom Sawyer
16.Your favorite food is: Between the Wheels
17.Thought for the Day: Resist
18.How would you like to die: Witch Hunt
19.My soul’s present condition: Digital Man
20. My motto: Show Don’t Tell

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1.Pick Your Artist: Lucky Pierre
2.Are you male or female: Bird Man
3.Describe yourself: I’m So Tough
4.How do you feel about yourself: Man Against The Wall
5.Describe where you currently live: Idlewood
6.If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Johnny Goes To Paris
7.Your favorite form of transportation: Cadillac
8.Your best friend is: Alusshia
9.Your favorite color is: Saint Of Blue
10.What’s the weather like: Cloud
11.Favorite time of day: Cool Summer Nights
12.If your life was a tv show, what would it be called: Confessions Of A Liar
13.What is life to you: Automatic
14.What is the best advice you have to give: No Fair Fights
15.If you could change your name, what would it be? Chilly Willy
16.Your favorite food is: Chili (The Recipe Of Love)
17.Thought for the Day: Deeper Deeper
18.How would you like to die: Match
19.My soul’s present condition: My Analyst Says
20. My motto: Take The Pain

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1.Pick Your Artist: Severed Heads

2.Are you male or female: Bad Mood Guy

3.Describe yourself: Funky Pervert From Des Moines

4.How do you feel about yourself: Larry I’m Just An Average Girl

5.Describe where you currently live: Cabbalaland

6.If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Somewhere Over The Gigapus

7.Your favorite form of transportation: Big Car

8.Your best friend is: The Acme Dehydrated Boulder Kit

9.Your favorite color is: Petrol

10.What’s the weather like: A Day In The Country

11.Favorite time of day: Nightime Falls

12.If your life was a tv show, what would it be called: Exploring The Secrets Of Treating Deaf Mutes

13.What is life to you: Define Happiness

14.What is the best advice you have to give: The Importance Of Hair

15.If you could change your name, what would it be? Rabbi Nardoo Flagoon

16.Your favorite food is: Turkey Burger Helper

17.Thought for the Day: That That Revolves

18.How would you like to die: Repetitive Strain Injury

19.My soul’s present condition: The Squirrel It Drowned On Its Own Vomit

  1. My motto: Unleash Your Sword
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1.Pick Your Artist: Jane’s Addiction

2.Are you male or female: Then She Did…

3.Describe yourself: 1%

4.How do you feel about yourself: Ocean Size

5.Describe where you currently live: Obvious

6.If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Up The Beach

7.Your favorite form of transportation: Hypersonic

8.Your best friend is: Wrong Girl

9.Your favorite color is: Pigs in Zen

10.What’s the weather like: Summertime Rolls

11.Favorite time of day: Three Days

12.If your life was a tv show, what would it be called: True Nature

13.What is life to you: Suffer Some

14.What is the best advice you have to give: Stop!

15.If you could change your name, what would it be? Ted, Just Admit It

16.Your favorite food is: Classic Girl :wink:

17.Thought for the Day: Been Caught Stealing

18.How would you like to die: To Match The Sun

19.My soul’s present condition: Chip Away

  1. My motto: Whores
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1.Pick Your Artist: Butthole Surfers
2.Are you male or female: The Hurdy Gurdy Man
3.Describe yourself: Dracula From Houston
4.How do you feel about yourself: Dancing Fool
5.Describe where you currently live: Venus
6.If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Space
7.Your favorite form of transportation: Jet Fighter
8.Your best friend is: Underdog
9.Your favorite color is: Strawberry
10.What’s the weather like: Golden Showers
11.Favorite time of day: Who Was In My Room Last Night?
12.If your life was a tv show, what would it be called: The Shame of Life
13.What is life to you: Something
14.What is the best advice you have to give: Leave Me Alone; You Don’t Know Me
15.If you could change your name, what would it be? E.D.G.A.R.
16.Your favorite food is: Tongue
17.Thought for the Day: Get Down
18.How would you like to die: Chewin’ George Lucas’ Chocolate
19.My soul’s present condition: Dust Devil
20. My motto: Clean It Up

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[size 2]1.Pick Your Artist: Halo
2.Are you male or female: Manwhore
3.Describe yourself: 20,000 Tonnes of Machinery to Smash Matter
4.How do you feel about yourself: Cleanse-Purge-Purify
5.Describe where you currently live: Among Stones
6.If you could go anywhere, where would you go: A Soft Place
7.Your favorite form of transportation: Suffocation
8.Your best friend is: Bright Shining Light
9.Your favorite color is: Perpetual Rust
10.What’s the weather like: How Hollow
11.Favorite time of day: Rise
12.If your life was a tv show, what would it be called: Raping the Reaper
13.What is life to you: Filling the Empty Spaces With Cash
14.What is the best advice you have to give: Swarm
15.If you could change your name, what would it be? Slugbait
16.Your favorite food is: Meat
17.Thought for the Day: DEPRIVATION
18.How would you like to die: Buried in Light
19.My soul’s present condition: Body of Light
20. My motto: WASPS ENCIRCLE THE SHROUD[/size]