From looking at the photo from Lawfully, I’d say another interesting fact is that Paul Barker married a very young girl. He’s another Jimmy Page isn’t he?
He bought her from Haiti as an infant.
It was love at first wipe.
From looking at the photo from Lawfully, I’d say another interesting fact is that Paul Barker married a very young girl. He’s another Jimmy Page isn’t he?
He bought her from Haiti as an infant.
It was love at first wipe.
[reply]From looking at the photo from Lawfully, I’d say another interesting fact is that Paul Barker married a very young girl. He’s another Jimmy Page isn’t he?
He bought her from Haiti as an infant.
It was love at first wipe.[/reply]
More like Iran. My parents sold me to WaxTrax for a 8 pounds of cocaine. Obviously, they got the better end of the deal.
More like Iran. My parents sold me to WaxTrax for a 8 pounds of cocaine. Obviously, they got the better end of the deal.
Well, if things don’t work out, Voidhead could always use some more underage groupies.
[reply]More like Iran. My parents sold me to WaxTrax for a 8 pounds of cocaine. Obviously, they got the better end of the deal.
Well, if things don’t work out, Voidhead could always use some more underage groupies.[/reply]
I think I’m the same age as Voidhead, actually. [:(]
[reply][reply]More like Iran. My parents sold me to WaxTrax for a 8 pounds of cocaine. Obviously, they got the better end of the deal.
Well, if things don’t work out, Voidhead could always use some more underage groupies.[/reply]
I think I’m the same age as Voidhead, actually. [:(][/reply]
Well, then I suggest you put on about 500lbs to even up the playing field and give yourself a solid chance.
I’m glad Voidhead’s “groupies” were mentioned amongst other facts like Manson being Paul from the Wonder Years and whatnot.
Next thing you know someone’s gonna try and tell me that Michael Jackson didn’t fake his death for money and as an attempt to regain the rights to his music from the late Paul McCartney.
[reply][reply]More like Iran. My parents sold me to WaxTrax for a 8 pounds of cocaine. Obviously, they got the better end of the deal.
Well, if things don’t work out, Voidhead could always use some more underage groupies.[/reply]
I think I’m the same age as Voidhead, actually. [:(][/reply]
I like that being as old as Void makes you [:(]
[reply][reply][reply]More like Iran. My parents sold me to WaxTrax for a 8 pounds of cocaine. Obviously, they got the better end of the deal.
Well, if things don’t work out, Voidhead could always use some more underage groupies.[/reply]
I think I’m the same age as Voidhead, actually. [:(][/reply]
I like that being as old as Void makes you [:(][/reply]
It’s more than I like to keep my career options open. And since I haven’t been jailbait for over a decade now, I’ll have to scratch “underage groupie” off the list. Curses.
[b]John Denver voted for Nixon
GG Allin collected tupperware
Hank Williams never attended church.
John Fogerty shopped at Walmart.
Giorgio Moroder would never tip a black waitress.
Kenny Loggins dreamt of being an auctioneer. [/b]
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[reply][reply][reply][reply]More like Iran. My parents sold me to WaxTrax for a 8 pounds of cocaine. Obviously, they got the better end of the deal.
Well, if things don’t work out, Voidhead could always use some more underage groupies.[/reply]
I think I’m the same age as Voidhead, actually. [:(][/reply]
I like that being as old as Void makes you [:(][/reply]
It’s more than I like to keep my career options open. And since I haven’t been jailbait for over a decade now, I’ll have to scratch “underage groupie” off the list. Curses.[/reply]
There has got to be some country where age of consent is really high, so there may yet be hope!