Oh my god. a Peligro Jr.
What have you done, man? What have you done?
Well…we went unprotected once. I’ve been doing some research and I’ve learnt that the average couple has around a 3 - 5% chance of conceiving after one sexual encounter.
Even if you have sex right smack bang on the “right time” of the cycle there’s still only around a 10% chance. You’d need to be doing it every day during the 5 days that the woman is most fertile. Then I believe there’s around a 30% chance of pregnancy.
Anyway, we’ll have to wait another two weeks before she can do the test. We think it’s too early in her cycle anyway. But still…
Well…we went unprotected once. I’ve been doing some research and I’ve learnt that the average couple has around a 3 - 5% chance of conceiving after one sexual encounter.
Even if you have sex right smack bang on the “right time” of the cycle there’s still only around a 10% chance. You’d need to be doing it every day during the 5 days that the woman is most fertile. Then I believe there’s around a 30% chance of pregnancy.
yeah it’s crazy no matter how ya look at it… one way it’s crazy that we even have the ability to procreate and another way you look at it it’s nuts that it doesn’t happen every time.
Anyway, we’ll have to wait another two weeks before she can do the test. We think it’s too early in her cycle anyway. But still…
??? wha…???
my wife was three days late, we hit up the test and bingo bango the pee on the stick told us accurately.
is she going to the doctor? or peeing on the stick?
unless you are waiting for a doctors appointment there’s no reason to have to wait 2 weeks.
Late,
grmpysmrf
my wife was three days late, we hit up the test and bingo bango the pee on the stick told us accurately.
is she going to the doctor? or peeing on the stick?
unless you are waiting for a doctors appointment there’s no reason to have to wait 2 weeks.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Also, chicks are late all the time for whatever reason. They turn it into crazy drama because chicks love drama.
But aside from that, they’re retarded and don’t even remember their own schedules so they might think they’re like a week late even though they’re on time or just a few days late.
And yeah, buy a pee stick.
The only thing that (kind of) stands in our way is the fact that she’s a Christian and is … rubbing me up the wrong way.
Marry a Catholic; they have had practice at hand jobs from a very young age.
I once pissed on a pregnancy test stick and it told me I had AIDS.
And nice one, Gunnar. Are you going to show your sister the pics of the meat you bought? Just send it to her with no explanation to mess with her.
it’s crazy that we even have the ability to procreate
It is? Why?
and another way you look at it it’s nuts that it doesn’t happen every time.
Every time? It generally doesn’t even happen once every twenty times.
My best friend and his missus tried virtually every week for nearly nine months before the little pee stick told them “Congratulations”.
That’s around 140 misses and 1 hit.
And I’ve known couples that have tried for two years and no success.
unless you are waiting for a doctors appointment there’s no reason to have to wait 2 weeks.
I think you have to wait until a few days before your period is “due” to use those things accurately. So if she’s early in her cycle she’ll have to wait a while until the right time to use the test. At least that’s how I understood it.
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The only thing that (kind of) stands in our way is the fact that she’s a Christian and is … rubbing me up the wrong way.
Marry a Catholic; they have had practice at hand jobs from a very young age.
I once pissed on a pregnancy test stick and it told me I had AIDS.
And nice one, Gunnar. Are you going to show your sister the pics of the meat you bought? Just send it to her with no explanation to mess with her.[/reply]
Quality post,all around…
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The only thing that (kind of) stands in our way is the fact that she’s a Christian and is … rubbing me up the wrong way.
Marry a Catholic; they have had practice at hand jobs from a very young age.
I once pissed on a pregnancy test stick and it told me I had AIDS.
And nice one, Gunnar. Are you going to show your sister the pics of the meat you bought? Just send it to her with no explanation to mess with her.[/reply]
I have other tricks up my sleeve. I’ll tell you guys about my great master plan once the project is under way.
And nice one, Gunnar. Are you going to show your sister the pics of the meat
Gross!! You want gunnar to show his sister pix of his meat??
I don’t know what you’ve heard about white boys and their family members but it’s highly exaggerated.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Unless you live in the south… Yeah, I know it’s a stereotype. But, some places are actually into that kind of thing. I can think of one that’s about a half hour away from me.
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it’s crazy that we even have the ability to procreate
It is? Why?
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because you have to time the ejaculation perfect with her ovulation period. sperm get lost on the way to the egg. They die shortly after being squirted in. If she’s stressed it decreases the chances of getting pregnant .
Even if a sperm does make it in the egg still has to plant in the uterus.
[reply]and another way you look at it it’s nuts that it doesn’t happen every time.
Every time? It generally doesn’t even happen once every twenty times.
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You’re kinda proving my point here
My best friend and his missus tried virtually every week for nearly nine months before the little pee stick told them “Congratulations”.
That’s around 140 misses and 1 hit.
it’s crazy that we even have the ability to procreate
And I’ve known couples that have tried for two years and no success.
I’ve had multiple friends get their old lady pregnant off of pre cum cause they pull out. crazy that it doesn’t happen every time
[reply]unless you are waiting for a doctors appointment there’s no reason to have to wait 2 weeks.
I think you have to wait until a few days before your period is “due” to use those things accurately. So if she’s early in her cycle she’ll have to wait a while until the right time to use the test. At least that’s how I understood it.
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If her period isn’t even due for another two weeks it would seem a bit premature to even be thinking pregnant. my wife was late by two days and we were told accurately by the pee stick.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Bacon isn’t TAXABLE?!
[shocked]
Unless you live in the south… Yeah, I know it’s a stereotype. But, some places are actually into that kind of thing. I can think of one that’s about a half hour away from me.
It’s a way of life down there. Most women start families at age 17 or 18. It’s really normal.
BTW Peligro, if you have a kid are you going to name it a celebrity name like Pax or Maddox?
[reply]Unless you live in the south… Yeah, I know it’s a stereotype. But, some places are actually into that kind of thing. I can think of one that’s about a half hour away from me.
It’s a way of life down there. Most women start families at age 17 or 18. It’s really normal.[/reply]
Nah. Just the trashy ones. I live in a good part, thankfully.
That’s obvious but I’m thinking more the Southern Baptist or “new Christian” types. Always trying to start the families young.
Bacon isn’t TAXABLE?!
[shocked]
Not at the Wal-Mart in CA, at least. I guess I’ll have to do a little more research to know if it’s non-taxable everywhere or just certain states and counties, but I’m starting to think that bacon might be the wisest investment one can make.
[reply]Bacon isn’t TAXABLE?!
[shocked]
Not at the Wal-Mart in CA, at least. I guess I’ll have to do a little more research to know if it’s non-taxable everywhere or just certain states and counties, but I’m starting to think that bacon might be the wisest investment one can make.[/reply]
That’s nuts. Jan Brewer was trying to get bacon and other not-so-good-for-you foods taxed like tobacco and alcohol for a minute. The fuck is that even.