MINISTRY -----U.S. tour dates for June 2012

i guess gunnar you don’t quite get chicago politics, poor thing.you are not as savvy as you think.

i guess gunnar you don’t quite get chicago politics, poor thing.you are not as savvy as you think.

Have you ever been able to explain anything?

More likely he doesn’t give a shit about Chicago politics. And neither does anybody else here, with the possible exception of Afra.
Hey Afra, is it somehow hilarious that Al is playing The Vic Theatre instead of some other venue?

More likely he doesn’t give a shit about Chicago politics.

Actually, I am quite political. Last year I was very active in helping to correct some gross social injustices in Chicago.

Here’s a design I made for our stickers and t-shirts.

I still have no idea what Gerda is talking about, though.

i’m guessing she’e laughing at how he isn’t playing at the metro…and how he severed all his chicago ties?

i’m guessing she’e laughing at how he isn’t playing at the metro…and how he severed all his chicago ties?

Perhaps. But that’s kind of the problem with trying to communicate with Gerda. We’re continually forced to come up with theories of what we think she might mean . . . instead of ever getting anything that just makes sense.

Or, we could just buy special ed’s book and find out all the answers!

I’m starting to get the feeling that Gerda is the worlds greatest troll. You guys are losing your minds to her non sequitors… she clearly has no intention of answering your questions and she’s being vey cool about throwing guys into full tantrums. I think gerda knows exactly what’s she’s doing.
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grmpysmrf

I’m starting to get the feeling that Gerda is the worlds greatest troll. You guys are losing your minds to her non sequitors… she clearly has no intention of answering your questions and she’s being vey cool about throwing guys into full tantrums. I think gerda knows exactly what’s she’s doing.
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grmpysmrf

You’re clearly in denial, Bro.

But I love the backhanded compliment you’re giving her. “Wow, Gerda, you’ve really got them all convinced that you’re a psychotic moron! You must be some kind of genius!” Yeah, Dude. That’s it . . .

Oh, and of course she has no intention of answering any questions. She CAN’T. She can’t even argue with children.

But go ahead and keep trying to suck up to her anyway. I’m sure you’ll get a signed copy . . . . . of her book, hahahahahaha!!!

i’m guessing she’e laughing at how he isn’t playing at the metro…and how he severed all his chicago ties?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TjzdbNwTCY

I’m starting to get the feeling that Gerda is the worlds greatest troll. You guys are losing your minds to her non sequitors… she clearly has no intention of answering your questions and she’s being vey cool about throwing guys into full tantrums. I think gerda knows exactly what’s she’s doing.
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grmpysmrf

You well and truly are a complete and utter suckarse.

You well and truly are a complete and utter suckarse.

Oh maybe he just doesn’t hate women like we do.

[reply]I’m starting to get the feeling that Gerda is the worlds greatest troll. You guys are losing your minds to her non sequitors… she clearly has no intention of answering your questions and she’s being vey cool about throwing guys into full tantrums. I think gerda knows exactly what’s she’s doing.
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grmpysmrf

You well and truly are a complete and utter suckarse.[/reply]
Shut the fuck up, Lloyd.
Nobody cares what you think.
Sorry I’m not joining your group you fucking hillbilly conformist!
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grmpysmrf

Geez, I’ve heard better considered retorts from my 5 year old cousin. I really am staggered by the fact you’re qualified to be a teacher at times.

At irrespective of whether anyone cares about what I think, you clearly did enough to respond. Better yet, at least I don’t come across as some cum-hungry fan boy willing to eat the arsehole of a complete and utter fucking twit due to some association she has with a band that was vaguely relevant 20 years ago.

It’ll all be fun and games for you until she treads on your toes. And she will. This sort of thing’s happened to you before.

Road trip your ass on down to LA, Dude!

I’m rather iffy after CULaTour. I don’t wanna travel 8 hours to have another crappy setlist.

[reply]Road trip your ass on down to LA, Dude!

I’m rather iffy after CULaTour. I don’t wanna travel 8 hours to have another crappy setlist.[/reply]

Don’t come for the setlist (you’ll most likely be disappointed). Come down to party with some other jaded fans and enjoy bitching about the setlist with the rest of us grumpy bastards drinking Olde Enlgish in the parking lot.

Geez, I’ve heard better considered retorts from my 5 year old cousin. I really am staggered by the fact you’re qualified to be a teacher at times.

Yeah good one. You should be proud of that comeback
So witty

At irrespective of whether anyone cares about what I think, you clearly did enough to respond. Better yet, at least I don’t come across as some cum-hungry fan boy willing to eat the arsehole of a complete and utter fucking twit due to some association she has with a band that was vaguely relevant 20 years ago.

You have idea what you’re talking about.

It’ll all be fun and games for you until she treads on your toes. And she will. This sort of thing’s happened to you before.

I have no interest either way. If you’d paid attention enough you’d already know we’ve clashed on drug testing the poor.

No hard feelings. You on the other hand…
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grmpysmrf

I have one hard feeling.

And it’s in my other hand.

Bend over.
And take it.

Like a man.

[image]http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/soulflypremiere/ministryrelapse.jpg[/image]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!

Oh this makes Manson seem like such genius.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…was the first thing that came into my head also.

If I was a 13 year old heavy metal fan who hated his teachers and his parents, I’d probably be impressed with that photo.

Dunno. If I were a kid and saw that pic, I’d think sideshow. I was a mansonite though…