Ministry Toilet Paper?!?!

fkkkkk only The Blood of Heros could wipe there ass with that!!! fkkkkkk Ministry meets Massive Attack…equals perfection!!!

exactly what idea are you entertaining?

I’ve no idea what this dude is babbling on about, but I would support the idea of Ministry toilet paper. Personally, I wouldn’t mind wiping my ass with “Rio Grande Blood” or “Cover Up” . . .

Dark Side Of The Charmin

“Land of Rape and Brawny”

‘The Arse is a Terrible Thing to Taste’

Too far?

‘Animositissuemina’

Filth paper.
Late,
grmpysmrf

these are classic!

Houses of the Angel Soft

What i meant was if any band is worthy of filling Al/PB era of ministry…i would say BOH get my vote of pushing the envelope and keeping it dirty![:P]

The Last Square

Cottonelle Life

In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Wiping Up

1002

“Wipe Sympathy”

that one is the winner.

although i would totally buy toilet paper that was just called ‘Senor Peligro’ haha

thank god i just got out of the shower. and now i have to probably take another because i almost pissed my pants with the assembled entries above.
i won’t tell you who, but sascha and i had a field day about one member of the former members of the wax trax collective who complained about the toilet paper we had at the house.
oh my, i had to re-read these uh, titles, and they are too fuckin’ funny. thanks all. and “happy” memorial day.

‘The Arse is a Terrible Thing to Taste’

Too far?

Jesus wiped my asshole!

Now I’d say it was too far!
Late,
grmpysmrf

i actually had mi esposo read this thread, and he particularly enjoyed these:
wipe sympathy
Animositissuemina . i think his favorite was this one:
The Arse is a Terrible Thing to Taste’
(uh…we were actually crying…)

Animositissuemina is my fave.

“We Shall Cleanse The Arse”.

“Rio Grande Fudge”.

Animositissuemina is my fave.


Certainly the most clever. But I think my fave, so far, is “the last square.”
The funniest! Damn 1 square? What am I gonna do with that?
Late,
grmpysmrf

The funniest! Damn 1 square? What am I gonna do with that?

Cleanse, Fold, and Manipulate?

[reply]The funniest! Damn 1 square? What am I gonna do with that?

Cleanse, Fold, and Manipulate?[/reply]

‘we shall cleanse the turd’…

[reply][reply]The funniest! Damn 1 square? What am I gonna do with that?

Cleanse, Fold, and Manipulate?[/reply]

‘we shall cleanse the turd’…[/reply]
“We shall cleanse the hole”
Late,
grmpysmrf

“Poo World Order”
“Die In a Rash”
“Turdy-8”
“The Pile of Man”