I NEED TO SEE EVIDENCE OF THIS SHE-EO…
she sounds like fun.
I’ll try and find some pics for you later, but the lady is Liz. She got branded as “The Librarian” for her original frumpy look which she hilariously took 180degrees opposite to apparently try to fit the edgy look needed to be Al’s banshee.
She’s been behind several embarrassing epic failures of recent years . . . . PATREON FUNDRAISERS, MINISTRY BOOT CAMP, etc. and controls his FACEBOOK stuff.
I found her. She reminds me of Marilyn Manson. I guess Luc Van Acker wasn’t joking in that story he told in The Lost Gospels.
Well, if she was the one behind the infamous Kuma’s Burger promotion she’s got a place in my heart for the many ha-ha’s I had (and still do) from it.
Fuck I’m laughing now actually
Well, if she was the one behind the infamous Kuma’s Burger promotion she’s got a place in my heart for the many ha-ha’s I had (and still do) from it.
Fuck I’m laughing now actually
That was a ‘special’ kind of special alright.
Well, if she was the one behind the infamous Kuma’s Burger promotion she’s got a place in my heart for the many ha-ha’s I had (and still do) from it.
Fuck I’m laughing now actually
I’m new around here, so I missed the Kuma Burger thing? But thanks for mentioning. I’ll have to go look that up.
I didn’t know she changed her style of dress for Al, either. Y’all are hilarious! On a serious note, I wonder if Al will go down the path of starting another record label? Otherwise, my vote is for Nuclear Blast picking up the album since SMM didn’t do terrible (I think).
I’m sure it takes an act of congress to even Al out of bed let alone trying to start another record label. Hell, I think he paid Sammy in beer just to produce SMM.
Oh and the Kuma thing - right here chief
http://www.prongs.org/minfiles/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=124268;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;
LEXA . . . . the NYE thing was fucking hilarious.
They started by trying to sell tickets for the concert at like $140 or something . . . . well, as you may imagine it didn’t exactly sell out super fast. So, as the date got closer and they realized they were going to be playing to an empty building, they gave a few desperate slashes . . . . $140 to $100 . . . $100 to $75 . . .
Shit started getting real, so they offered a “buy one get one free” special on the tickets.
But they still couldn’t fill the place fast enough, so a few days before the show and along with the special at KUMA’S KORNER (the burger actually sounded amazing to me) they eventually got to this . . . . . .
Free PAIR of tickets with purchase of a Ministry burger at Kumas Korner.
Yes, they were giving away pairs of tickets with the purchase of a burger.
And they’re a fancy burger joint!
So it probably cost $13 to $15.
Like Al was going to be able to not write a Ministry album all about Donald Trump.
The songs about politics are boring, i say the challenge would be to just write about life. I mean seriously, Trump is not in Al’s life, why fucking write about a person you don’t know? It would serve a better message to actually sell your message about the why someone should look at your way as the right way, not why something is wrong. But that may be asking alittle bit more than what the presenter can stomach and may not make for a good angry industrial metal extravagasm.
The songs about politics are boring, i say the challenge would be to just write about life. I mean seriously, Trump is not in Al’s life, why fucking write about a person you don’t know?
Totally agreed.
I don’t need some shitty civics class or a safe-space lecture. Tell me about YOU, Al!!! And I think that is why a lot of us really found Filth Pig and DSOTS so refreshing (especially in retrospect following the last 12 years of phoned-in jibber jabber).
I mean, I still dig some of the shit musically, don’t get me wrong . . . . but “Get Up, Get Out, And Vote”? Fuck you. What other revelations and advice do you have for me?
AIDS is bad. Brush your teeth. Racism is wrong. Let’s not fight wars and stuff.
Just . . . . fucking don’t.
Say something original. I don’t care if it’s from left field or completely fucking bizarre or 100% counter to all of our common sense . . . . just fucking make it your own and personal.
he should make an entire album about his alien encounters.
[reply]The songs about politics are boring, i say the challenge would be to just write about life. I mean seriously, Trump is not in Al’s life, why fucking write about a person you don’t know?
Totally agreed.
I don’t need some shitty civics class or a safe-space lecture. Tell me about YOU, Al!!! And I think that is why a lot of us really found Filth Pig and DSOTS so refreshing (especially in retrospect following the last 12 years of phoned-in jibber jabber).
I mean, I still dig some of the shit musically, don’t get me wrong . . . . but “Get Up, Get Out, And Vote”? Fuck you. What other revelations and advice do you have for me?
AIDS is bad. Brush your teeth. Racism is wrong. Let’s not fight wars and stuff.
Just . . . . fucking don’t.
Say something original. I don’t care if it’s from left field or completely fucking bizarre or 100% counter to all of our common sense . . . . just fucking make it your own and personal.[/reply]
I love this post so much. <3