Ministry: From Beer To Eternity. New album

If one of you is Big Mama, please stop writing this fucking shite. It’s just boring. If Big Mama is a real person, go see a shrink asap, you deluded fuck.

How does it feel to be ordinary with nothing special to offer? I wouldn’t know

[reply]If one of you is Big Mama, please stop writing this fucking shite. It’s just boring. If Big Mama is a real person, go see a shrink asap, you deluded fuck.

You feel defeated, and can’t keep up with my predictions…I know Al’s mind better than he knows it…that makes you sad and feel tired. You are bored because you are not the one who can gloat and smear prophecies and powers in dumb people’s faces…or face the fact I am as omniomniscient as it gets in the physical world[/reply]

Nope, i don’t care what’s in Al’s mind, believe it or not there’s more important things in my life, but obviously Al’s very important to you because you never shut up about him. You’re just an annoying, self-important retard who can’t spell “omniscient”. Nobody gives a fuck about you here, they just want you to stop talking absolute bollocks.

How does it feel to be ordinary with nothing special to offer? I wouldn’t know

Yeah, you wouldn’t know how it feels to be ordinary because you’re “special”, or so your carer tells you every time you shit your pants and write Al’s name on the wall with your own faeces. All you have to offer is nonsensical babble.

[reply]How does it feel to be ordinary with nothing special to offer? I wouldn’t know

Yeah, you wouldn’t know how it feels to be ordinary because you’re “special”, or so your carer tells you every time you shit your pants and write Al’s name on the wall with your own faeces. All you have to offer is nonsensical babble.[/reply]

Al pays attention to me, not to you…So why do you waste your time on a person who you don’t inspire. Maybe because you are the one who is dull and don’t have what it takes for someone to copy your ideas you post on a message board.

I believe I have solved the riddle of Big Mama’s identity. She is Gaea, Earth mother aka God herself. I am deadly serious. This is a revelation! Behold! Bless us Gaea, make us whole…

You are blessed, little child

Most boring troll ever.

Most boring troll ever.

Sure, than why do respond to me???.. you make a fool out of yourself wanting to be noticed by bands, but you are just a plain joe who doesn’t stand out. You are not going anywhere or going to make it, you don’t have that "it’ factor. Al doesn’t listen to you because you are boring and not cool to steal ideas from, let alone have people buy what you say or want it…HAHAHAHAH…

[reply][reply]How does it feel to be ordinary with nothing special to offer? I wouldn’t know

Yeah, you wouldn’t know how it feels to be ordinary because you’re “special”, or so your carer tells you every time you shit your pants and write Al’s name on the wall with your own faeces. All you have to offer is nonsensical babble.[/reply]

Al pays attention to me, not to you…So why do you waste your time on a person who you don’t inspire. Maybe because you are the one who is dull and don’t have what it takes for someone to copy your ideas you post on a message board.[/reply]

Riiiight, so you inspire him and he copies your ideas. Still wearing that tinfoil hat? The only way you inspire people is in that you inspire them to lock their doors at night in case they wake up with you standing over them, knife in hand, saying “Why didn’t you reply to my 157 letters Al? I inspired you, how can you treat me like this?” I imagine Al’s getting a taste of how Clint Eastwood felt in Play Misty For Me… that’s if this lunacy isn’t all in your over-inflated head, which i’m certain it is.

Most boring troll ever.

You are not star material…You are jealous because Al listens to me obviously either that or all my predictions come into fruition. Yeah, it’s boring when at Christmas times God’s most beloved children get all the special GIFTS, but you don’t. Never getting your turn or a GIFT because you are not worth a second thought from a higher power. Sucks to be you

B-O-R-I-N-G

B-O-R-I-N-G

You are the one who is boring, saying the same thing over and over and over again like a broken record

I’m still going to continue bragging… You bring nothing to the table and the one that is boring. Atleast I’m interesting with my magicalness…You have no stories to tell or any special uniqueness, let alone GOD GIVEN powers. God screwed you over in genetics

Can’t seem to find it. Perhaps they pulled it?

The one listed as April 12 (the day Al was on), is only 13 mins long and contains no Al. I looked at the Mancow website, and it requires a subscription.

Oh well.

YAWN

In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The bible time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much evil feed from it’s wrong.
No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar.

When I was in the Salvation Army I never met Cap’n Crunch so I know with quite no uncertainty that the reflection of ineptitude that we find in the molecular geocache of an apple core will always fluctuate with atomic precision. But what about the dung beetle? Has he not been intricately programmed by nematodes to build spheres, and why not a rhombus or a cube? This is one of the phosphorescent coalescences of man’s integrity when filmed through a kaleidoscope and printed on shoe leather! For behold, one cannot stand in the shadows of Motown and see the Emerald City when it’s raining men. It’s just not geopolitical and it certainly isn’t economically viable!

Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

In days before time begat, I swept a fury of tiger lillie pads through the portal to no avail and no consequence. In random order a new continuum was pooted forth, in order to inextricably dance the light fandango for time immortal, in entropy. The veneer of lasting hope faded in prism shards to bring light to the new reign…end the reign,pluto…and set back forth on a path to righteousness, biogenetics, diurectics for heretics and philistines and the prophecy of the intergalactic candy cotton flakers.

This “Big Mama” thing reminds of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, KS.

Bitch and bitch and makes no sense. Satan \w/

Hey, that’s kind of harsh, ain’t it?

I mean, seriously, the WBC ain’t that bad.

The pigs healthy
The pigs fine
Killing
Masturbates and
Fuels
Dreams of
Mine
This pigs healthy
This pigs fine
Killing
Masturbates and
Fuels
Dreams of
Mine

Hey, that’s kind of harsh, ain’t it?

I mean, seriously, the WBC ain’t that bad.

fuck it and forget it!