Ministry compilation/remix CD on Cleopatra, June 5 2012

http://www.amazon.com/Very-Best-Fixes-Remixes-Ministry/dp/B007WFQZQ4/

  1. Every Day Is Halloween (2010 Version)
  2. Jesus Built My Hotrod (Powerman 5000 Remix)
  3. Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
  4. Every Day Is Halloween (Razed In Black Remix)
  5. Thunderstruck (Electro Remix)
  6. N.W.O. (2010 Version)
  7. Stigmata (Psychopomps Remix)
  8. Every Day Is Halloween (Alexis K Dubstep Remix)
  9. Khyber Pass (2010 Version)
  10. Stigmata (Implant Remix)
  11. Every Day Is Halloween (Leaether Strip Remix)
  12. Jesus Built My Hotrod (2010 Version)
  13. Paint It Black
  14. Stigmata (Angelspit Industrial Remix)
  15. Every Day Is Halloween (Original Version)*

*according to another site listing this for preorder, this is the “Retro Electro Mix” from 2010… either way, it’s some previously released track.

Why they bothered putting tracks from Greatest Tricks on this, I have no idea. Cover looks slightly better than the MP3 compilation covers.

Nothing even remotely interesting.

  1. Jesus Built My Hotrod (Powerman 5000 Remix)

no one else? no one else was able to pick up the phone and agree to remix this song? cleopatra didnt even bother asking pitbulldaycare or any of their OWN trashy late 90’s early 00’s hottopic-core bands to do it?

i need to hear this.

I NEED MY FIXXXXX!!!

(just kidding)

I’d rather pour hot sauce in my dick hole than listen to this…

  1. Thunderstruck (Electro Remix)

Sorry, but raping a classic metal song with a crappy lacklustre cover and then feeling that you need to do (or outsource) remiXXXes for that same crappy cover song is the epitome of jaded.

Queer, can you pass me the Tapatillo if you don’t mind?

Tapatillo

the poor man’s Cholula.

[reply]Tapatillo

the poor man’s Cholula.[/reply]

It’s hard to discern the difference when you’re pouring it down your urethra.

Those are all previously released. Just another Cleopatra repackaging.

booooooooooooo

why do they even bother releasing these? you’d have to be a moron to pay for it.

I’ve never understood how Cleo stays in business, their quality is terrible and their roster has been nearly all bad for a very long time.

Those are all previously released. Just another Cleopatra repackaging.

Sort of. They’ve all been released online, but 9 of them have never been on a CD before.

Hey, is Faster Pussycat gonna do a track on this one?

Cleo sucks.

gunnar, please invent names for the next 3 mixxxalbums, because these are ridiculous.

why do they even bother releasing these? you’d have to be a moron to pay for it.

Present!
Late,
grmpysmrf

9 of them have never been on a CD before.

Which 9? I think sweet dreams is the only one I recognize as not being on a CD before unless you’re talking about the remixes, cause I’m not familiar with all of the remix names.
Late,
grmpysmrf

gunnar, please invent names for the next 3 mixxxalbums, because these are ridiculous.

“To commemorate Ministry coming out of retirement after 4 years (during which time more albums were released than ever before) Cleopatra is proud to release these special commemorative albums. Limited or course to pressings of 23,000, 69,000, 666,000 or whatever other stupid symbolic sort of meaningful number they decide to arbitrarily choose. All releases will be priced at $13.13 per song and each album will have 13 songs on it and no you cannot purchase songs separately from the albums so fuck you.”

TriXXX are for KiddZZ – Ministry presents childrens’ versions of all your classic ZZ Top songs. A must buy for any parent to teach their children about the awesomeness that is Ministry.

ChiXXX with DiXXX – Ministry presents an aggro industrial trance-metal MiXXX of 13 of their favorite songs by the Dixie Chicks. Buck who? This is balls-out heavy western.

CheXXX Party MiXXX – Ministry presents 13 tracks made up entirely of Ice Cube’s sample “Chiggity Check Yo’self Before You Wreck Yo’self” and Erie Load makes them into dance floor super hits.

TJ MiXXX – Ministry takes all the shitty songs you hear playing in the TJ Maxx and makes them extra badass by playing them louder and faster and also faster and louder and well, they’re really loud. A must buy for any collector.

Bundles will be offered shortly . . . .

Which 9? I think sweet dreams is the only one I recognize as not being on a CD before unless you’re talking about the remixes, cause I’m not familiar with all of the remix names.

These ones, as far as I know.

  1. Jesus Built My Hotrod (Powerman 5000 Remix)
  2. Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
  3. Every Day Is Halloween (Razed In Black Remix)
  4. Thunderstruck (Electro Remix)
  5. Stigmata (Psychopomps Remix)
  6. Every Day Is Halloween (Alexis K Dubstep Remix)
  7. Stigmata (Implant Remix)
  8. Every Day Is Halloween (Leaether Strip Remix)
  9. Stigmata (Angelspit Industrial Remix)

I think when this CD comes out, the only remaining “official” Ministry tracks lacking a physical release will be the two “Double Tap” remixes, but I could be wrong.

TriXXX are for KiddZZ – Ministry presents childrens’ versions of all your classic ZZ Top songs. A must buy for any parent to teach their children about the awesomeness that is Ministry.

ChiXXX with DiXXX – Ministry presents an aggro industrial trance-metal MiXXX of 13 of their favorite songs by the Dixie Chicks. Buck who? This is balls-out heavy western.

CheXXX Party MiXXX – Ministry presents 13 tracks made up entirely of Ice Cube’s sample “Chiggity Check Yo’self Before You Wreck Yo’self” and Erie Load makes them into dance floor super hits.

TJ MiXXX – Ministry takes all the shitty songs you hear playing in the TJ Maxx and makes them extra badass by playing them louder and faster and also faster and louder and well, they’re really loud. A must buy for any collector.

The last three would never happen, because they don’t contain any previously released material.

The last three would never happen, because they don’t contain any previously released material.

Say what? I already placed my pre-order, Bro!