…says the cranky atheist.
Here’s your Christmas card from the Paradoxal Pterodactyl:
http://paradoxalpterodactyl.podbean.com/2011/12/23/snacktime-violets-carolsanta-claus/
feel free to send it to everyone on your list.
Happy Christmas to all (except the Christ-killers [cool])
I hate the way Christians hijacked the birth of Santa for their own poster boy.
Do the Americans do pub crawls at Christmas? I did one yesterday; 19 pubs in about 12 hours. Needless to say the constitution is rough today. You could say I feel like a boiled shite.
So anyway, face down ass u- oh shit, wrong forum!
Santa Claus is lame. I just give all my Christmas wishes to the great Justin K. Broaderick. He hears all my wishes and makes them come true.
Merry Christmas, you Prongs motherfuckers.
Aside from narrowly ruining a friendship over fucking up a vinyl floor, the holidays kicked ass.
Bee seein’ ya.
My family is retarded so I would have been well pleased to skip all the Christmas Eve shenanigans completely.
But sitting on the couch for two days straight and watching Lifetime Movie Network is awesome.
I was at a bar and heard that Wham! Christmas song…that was pretty sweet…
24th was me & the lady at home, 25th was at my parents, yesterday we had her family over, then played drinking games with some friends until the wee hours, and being lucky enough to have today off of work too, we got our best present yet when the cops called and told us they’d made an arrest and could we come ID some of our stuff!!! So, most of our shit is still gone for good, but we are getting back our brand new computer I built for her that I’m still making payments on PLUS she picked out the guy they arrested in a photo lineup and I picked out his roommate as one of the other guys there in a lineup, and they almost have the third guy too! Fuck yeah! Enjoy jail motherfuckers!!!
24th was me & the lady at home, 25th was at my parents, yesterday we had her family over, then played drinking games with some friends until the wee hours, and being lucky enough to have today off of work too, we got our best present yet when the cops called and told us they’d made an arrest and could we come ID some of our stuff!!! So, most of our shit is still gone for good, but we are getting back our brand new computer I built for her that I’m still making payments on PLUS she picked out the guy they arrested in a photo lineup and I picked out his roommate as one of the other guys there in a lineup, and they almost have the third guy too! Fuck yeah! Enjoy jail motherfuckers!!!
They should at least let you slap them a few times when no one is looking and talk a bunch of shit to them while you’re doing it!!
“Was it worth it ya little bitch?? Was it worth it to know you’re gonna be sucking dick and tossing salad everyday that you’re in the pokey??? All for some shit that we got back anyway?? Goddamn you’re one dumb mother fucker!!!”
soooooo…,
They find your stuff in a pawn shop or what?
Late,
grmpysmrf
24th was me & the lady at home, 25th was at my parents, yesterday we had her family over, then played drinking games with some friends until the wee hours, and being lucky enough to have today off of work too, we got our best present yet when the cops called and told us they’d made an arrest and could we come ID some of our stuff!!! So, most of our shit is still gone for good, but we are getting back our brand new computer I built for her that I’m still making payments on PLUS she picked out the guy they arrested in a photo lineup and I picked out his roommate as one of the other guys there in a lineup, and they almost have the third guy too! Fuck yeah! Enjoy jail motherfuckers!!!
That’s great, Davely! I mean, yeah, obviously it’s not all getting returned, but I’m assuming you (as most of us would) just kind of wrote it off and figured you wouldn’t see ANY of it again. Even better to know they caught those scruffy bastards.
Best wishes to you and your lady!
But sitting on the couch for two days straight and watching Lifetime Movie Network is awesome.
Are those the types of made for tv movies where for instance a famous writer will move back to the house he/she grew up in after a thirty year absence, to complete his/her latest novel in peace and quiet and solitude, and in the process uncover and eventually solve a small town mystery?
Those movies are awesome. There’s always an eccentric old person who lives next door to the protaganist and as the movie progresses, we find that the crazy old neighbour isn’t so carzy after all and is actually either full of wisdom or holds the key to solving a murder that has remained unsolved for twenty years.
I also like to watch the ones where kids get abducted and eventually get reunited with their parents who never gave up hope throughout the ordeal even though everybody else involved in the case told them to get over it.
I’m addicted to LMN – Lifetime Movie Network.
The second movie is more up their alley. There’s a lot of good stories about . . . . “While on a cruise a recently widowed mother meets what seems like the man of her dreams, but he turns out to be not who she thought he was”. Or "A young woman seeks revenge on her ex-boyfriend and his family . . . ".
It’s all crazies and psychos and a lot of “based on a true story” type stuff. Starring most of your favorite out-of-work ex-soap and ex-sitcom stars of course.
It’s pretty much the only channel my wife and I watch nowadays.
Also, I got this for Christmas…
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So hooray for Pink Floyd and hooray for me!
NICE.
I saw those advertised in SKYMALL.
I’m addicted to LMN – Lifetime Movie Network.
The second movie is more up their alley. There’s a lot of good stories about . . . . “While on a cruise a recently widowed mother meets what seems like the man of her dreams, but he turns out to be not who she thought he was”. Or "A young woman seeks revenge on her ex-boyfriend and his family . . . ".
It’s all crazies and psychos and a lot of “based on a true story” type stuff. Starring most of your favorite out-of-work ex-soap and ex-sitcom stars of course.
It’s pretty much the only channel my wife and I watch nowadays.
You forgot the “woman learning how to live for herself after the shit has been beatin’ out of her for years by her abusive boyfriend/husband, and she has exacted her revenge on him.”
What’s awesome about that story line for misogynists is that like for the whole movie it is HIM kicking the shit out of her and then the last 5 minutes is her winning. so if you shut the movie off at 85 Minutes it’s a lovely story…
But I’m not a misogynist so I don’t watch that channel.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Yeah, homeboy usually ends up taking a shovel to the dome followed by a 2nd story fall into a swimming pool or something at the end . . . . but he’ll get to take out one of her stupid friends and a sister or something first.
You can always tip your glass at the end when creeper gets rolled down a flight of stairs . . . . Cheers, Crazy Stalker Dude! You had a good run, Sir!
That’s great news, Davely. The return of the custom-built computer is a nice touch indeed. If you get the chance to confront any of the thieves, make sure to do this: http://youtu.be/IFZ0EBao60I
Those Pink Floyd Immersion box sets are the bee’s knees. If you have the money that is.