Maynard James Keenan

[reply]Remember back in high school when there seemed to be an arrogant dumb cunt like this in nearly every class?

Jesus, man, you’re 45 fucking years old, you’re 5 years off from half a century old, high school was 30 fucking years ago!!! let it go already!!
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

Do the math . . . . . Amlulz is gonna be bitching about this place when he’s 75.

Just for Gunnar… look at him go!

Haha!

He’s goin’ POSTAL!

Nice to see such a celebrity supporting our postal system.
Late,
grmpysmrf

I think he’s practicing van surfing for when they go out cruising with the Wolfmobile later.

This thread is remarkable LOLLLLLLLL!!!

Prongs I love you.

This thread is remarkable LOLLLLLLLL!!!

Prongs I love you.

Definitely! And it is time for a resurrection! If we’re lucky maybe Amlulz will grace us with his presence again.

If we’re lucky maybe Amlulz will grace us with his presence again.

I don’t blame him for fucking off. All of this “let’s gang up on so and so” bullshit is wearing really thin.

Just leave each other alone if you don’t get along.

i’m going to have to agree with olsen :P.

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If we’re lucky maybe Amlulz will grace us with his presence again.

I don’t blame him for fucking off. All of this “let’s gang up on so and so” bullshit is wearing really thin.

Just leave each other alone if you don’t get along.[/reply]

Gang up?

I’m a one man army. I never asked for anyone’s help here. Sure, I may have sympathizers who’ve seen the dramas play out (this thread was actually where it all started, so feel free to refresh up on the history) but I really don’t need or want anyone on my team, if that’s what you’re getting at.

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If we’re lucky maybe Amlulz will grace us with his presence again.

I don’t blame him for fucking off. All of this “let’s gang up on so and so” bullshit is wearing really thin.

Just leave each other alone if you don’t get along.[/reply]
I like how your tune has changed… see, when it was me “everyone hates you” but now that it’s gunnar “everyone is ganging up on him”
I like how the group does or doesn’t have credibility depending on which way you think.

“The group hates you, you should go away.”
or
“The group is mean you all should be nice.”

Well, which is it? the group is the ultimate authority and we all should concur with it’s rulings or the group is something to be challenged?

Make up your mind, sheesh!
and for the record, there is no “group” ganging up on Amlux, It’s mostly gunnar with a little color on the side added from me occasionally, when I feel it’s appropriate.

but you are not wrong if you are suggesting that no one is sticking up for him… So what does that tell ya?

Late,
grmpysmrf

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All of this “let’s gang up on so and so” bullshit is wearing really thin.

that’s a lie and you know it. the wearing really thin part, that is.

http://youtu.be/HEGNEZld07E

http://youtu.be/9xkRhJragsc

Maynard shooting guns!

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I should have listened to that guy who thinks “Slash’s new album rulez!!” years ago and then I’d be twice the man I am today.

If you were twice the man you are today . . . . you’d STILL be a woman. Stupid baby.

How about that “rake on pavement” music? You know, the stuff you and that other hickory stick, Gunnar, can’t abide cos it’s just too “weird” and doesn’t sound like “y’know man…like normal music and what have you? Where’s the guitar riffs? Where’s the social message, man? When does it rock out? When can I raise my fist in the air and scream awlright?!? I just don’t get it. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi - you’re my only hope.sobs

You accuse me of being the “new Grumpysmurf” for being smarter than you and not liking boring douchetunes, and yet you [red][u]COMPLETELY plagiarize Peligro.[/red][/u] Way to go, Mr. Original. I suppose you buy counter-cultural goth-ware at Hot Topic so you can be rebellious and individual, just like a billion other retards who can’t think for themselves, right?

Your posts are as processed as your iPod, you stupid wannabe hipster.[/reply]
plagerizing peligro, page 2 of this thread, post #31 if you wanna see it in context.

[image]https://mosaicwine.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/maynard_keenan3.jpg?w=500[/image]

One of these four people is a singer in a famous progressive metal band from L.A.

The other three are employees of a mid sized firm who sell farming technology to rural crop dusters in Kansas City.

Can you guess which is the odd one out?

[:|]

ooh ooh oooh is it the one on the far right? in the cowboy hat? I can’t wait to see if I’m right. [:|]
are you finally going to admit to Amlux too?

Is that Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife?!?!

Ahhh, yes. Tool threads were always guaranteed goldmines of greatness.

[image]https://mosaicwine.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/maynard_keenan3.jpg?w=500[/image]

One of these four people is a singer in a famous progressive metal band from L.A.

The other three are employees of a mid sized firm who sell farming technology to rural crop dusters in Kansas City.

Can you guess which is the odd one out?

[:|]

I’m guessing the chick with the torpedo tits, if for no other reason than she has tattoos.

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/maynard_wants_nothing_to_do_with_tool_or_their_fans_insufferable_people_retards.html