Yay! Gerda’s back!
Here, Cutie. Since you might not be staying on top of the latest and greatest Prongs CoMiXXX, I’ll have to repost this one for you . . .
Hey Gunnar - what’s your opinion on Anthrax, buddy? How’s about Testament? Does Trivium light your fire too?
Quit being so concerned with what I listen to, Gerda. You can copy me and study me all you like but you’ll still be a big giant douchebag sissy.
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I just didn’t see how just stating that he didn’t want Obama to be president or that he supported Santorum was really fodder. Instead of just saying he’s an idiot for supporting Santorum, why don’t you look a little further for quotes like this . . . .
Supporting a candidate because he cares about his daughter and doesn’t have a nasty ad campaign? That seems to make as much sense to me as people who voted for Bush because he seemed like a Good 'ol Boy they could barbecue some burgers with and pound some Keystones. Or voting for Obama because he’s friends with Oprah . . .
And I don’t know the details. The quote above was probably taken out of a larger context to make for a cheesy soundbite. Or maybe it was the better part of a larger stupider diatribe. But I honestly don’t care enough to look for any sort of defense as it makes no difference to me.
HA!! Look at him! Trying to justify his man-crush on (pppfffffftttt!!) DAVE MUSTAINE of all people! What are you, like, 15 or something?
It amazes me when die hards (or is that blow hards) like yourself get all gooey and sticky over your heavy metal idols. And then you get even worse by acting all sophisticated and getting all wordy, trying desperately to rationalize your geekiness.
Honestly, what a flamer. Stick around for more folks - ol’ Gunnar’s back and he means business.
DAVE MUSTAINE!!! Oh…that’s almost as fucking funny as SLASH! Fuck me, do we ever have a pair of wing nuts in our midst.
Hey Gunnar - what’s your opinion on Anthrax, buddy? How’s about Testament? Does Trivium light your fire too?[/reply]
This was actually not a bad response. It’s just sad it took you, what, two weeks to come up with it?
Poor Amlux,. Now scurry back into you’re hole so you can rally the troops to think up something great for you to post for the next go round. try not to take so fucking long this time, you silly little douche.
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grmpysmrf
This was actually not a bad response. It’s just sad it took you, what, two weeks to come up with it?
Poor Amlux,. Now scurry back into you’re hole so you can rally the troops to think up something great for you to post for the next go round. try not to take so fucking long this time, you silly little douche.
Late,
grmpysmrf
The turnaround time is pretty reasonable as Amlux probably outsources his witty comebacks to some kid online who writes term papers and book reports for the dumb jocks and lazy rich kids.
We already caught Amlux plagiarizing Peligro, so why would we assume anything else he wrote was his own?
We already caught Amlux plagiarizing Peligro, so why would we assume anything else he wrote was his own?
Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny as well.
<continues eating popcorn and sipping coke>
Maybe you could sell him a license and just let him use all your syndicated material. Then he might actually have a chance at being clever and you can get properly compensated for your work. It’s a win-win situation.
What are you, like, 15 or something?
Yes, Gerda. I’m 15.
You, on the other hand, are in your MID-FORTIES!!! And yet, here you are on an internet forum, crying like a little girl because the other kids think you’re a fruitcake sissy and made fun of your lame ass musical tastes.
Isn’t there like some age limit to being emo? Seriously, crying about bullies on the internet and ripping posters off your wall (holy crap! I just realized you’re in your mid-forties and you still have posters up in your bedroom) is okay if you’re a 10 year old girl, but . . . . you are in your MID FORTIES!!! When the clerks at Hot Topic see you come in looking for new navel rings and HIM shirts they must just roll their eyes since you’re practically old enough to be their grandpa.
No wonder you like TOOL. Going to those concerts must be like a big cathartic drum circle where all the other friendless jackwads who will never get a woman can sit around and talk about how special they all are that they “understand” the great MJK and have some deep soulful connection.
Yeah, good luck with that, Sissy.
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What are you, like, 15 or something?
Yes, Gerda. I’m 15.
You, on the other hand, are in your MID-FORTIES!!! And yet, here you are on an internet forum, crying like a little girl because the other kids think you’re a fruitcake sissy and made fun of your lame ass musical tastes.
Isn’t there like some age limit to being emo? Seriously, crying about bullies on the internet and ripping posters off your wall (holy crap! I just realized you’re in your mid-forties and you still have posters up in your bedroom) is okay if you’re a 10 year old girl, but . . . . you are in your MID FORTIES!!! When the clerks at Hot Topic see you come in looking for new navel rings and HIM shirts they must just roll their eyes since you’re practically old enough to be their grandpa.
No wonder you like TOOL. Going to those concerts must be like a big cathartic drum circle where all the other friendless jackwads who will never get a woman can sit around and talk about how special they all are that they “understand” the great MJK and have some deep soulful connection.
Yeah, good luck with that, Sissy.[/reply]
Ouch! I think that one may have left a mark. seriously though, gunnar, way to go, he’s probably pulling more posters off the wall. or maybe nailing some new ones up. just to prove he’s not emo.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Look, I’m not trying to hurt anyone. Gerda (I mean Amlux, sorry, I keep confusing them) has already ruined his life. But I feel if I can reach at least one young and impressionable soul BEFORE he makes the mistake of listening to Tool and becoming an emo sissy douchebag then I will have done some good in this world.
Showing kids the tragedy that is the 44 year old emo will only help them to make better decisions in life.
Seriously, Kids, do you want to be THIS guy?
(Photograph of Amlux in 2012.)
well… he does have an iphone. it’s not all that bad is it?
Late,
grmpysmrf
well… he does have an iphone. it’s not all that bad is it?
Late,
grmpysmrf
Looks like an iphone 3 (or 3gs)…
he’s about 3 years behind the times!
You, on the other hand, are in your MID-FORTIES!!! And yet, here you are on an internet forum, crying like a little girl because the other kids think you’re a fruitcake sissy and made fun of your lame ass musical tastes.
I’m in my mid 20’s and I thought talking about my woman problems on here was bitchy. I can rest easier knowing I’ve been outdone in the bitch department. Keep up the good work Amlux. You are the ultimate inspiration on what not to do. You make me not wanna make it past 35. Hell, maybe I’ll be part of the 27 club if I’m lucky enough. And it’ll all be because of you.
No wonder you like TOOL. Going to those concerts must be like a big cathartic drum circle where all the other friendless jackwads who will never get a woman can sit around and talk about how special they all are that they “understand” the great MJK and have some deep soulful connection.
Gunnar, you make me glad I’m not 14-15 anymore.
[reply]well… he does have an iphone. it’s not all that bad is it?
Late,
grmpysmrf
Looks like an iphone 3 (or 3gs)…
he’s about 3 years behind the times![/reply]
AAAh I can rest easy knowing I’m an old fart and can’t tell the difference in iphones… He impressed me but only because technology frightens me![:(]
Late,
grmpysmrf
Pretty sure it’s a 3G.
You make me not wanna make it past 35.
Hey?[:/] Hey![mad] Hey!!! [pirate] past 35 is not all that bad. as a matter of fact 36 feels a lot like 35. Actually, it feels younger than 35. And Get the fuck off my lawn whipper-snapper!!!
wait? what was I talking about?
Late,
grmpysmrf
LMAO
35 ain’t so old . . . . . when you compare it to 44.
<ahem>
23…
you old farts
!!!
[laugh]
<ahem>
23…
you old farts
!!!
[laugh]
You were such a good boy. How come you don’t call anymore?
Late,
grmpysmrf
21, eat that you geriatrics.
that being said… did i miss something during my internet absence from this board? Gerda is gone… and is she posting AS amlux, or is he just some pretentious mall-intellectual who makes statements like, ‘Yeah i like Indonesian folk thrash with blackened elements’?
just wanna know… this topic seems to be permeating the board, and i wanna know if Gerda is still around… she thinks im a sexist and a moron… and i think al jourgensen.