Maynard James Keenan

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[reply]Are you really that shallow and insecure in the real world that the only outlet you have after taking a beating at the office all day is to crucify anyone bold enough to stand up to you or make a fun, harmless jibe at you on a message forum?

Wot the. fuk ez goi ng onin, oztralia thit!!! all of the ozzy frum meembers feeel thu neeed tew projekt; avery snigle negatif things en thereses lifes on twoo uther meembers.

]Is life really that bad for you, chump? I know it is for our resident loser school teacher here, but is it for you?

Dnut spoke,. fer me. mE lif es gooodly.

replyI know you get a kick out of posting your family snapshots or boasting about your shitty (nay, iEMBARRASSING) taste in music to anyone

uses thu ones that doos thu boosting abit shirty mooosic wut iz/?“iEMBARRASSING”, meening.

approximately 27 typed pages of self deluded personal garbage?

tew col gunnars persinel stuff garbedge es not nise, you bad little person. yew ar angree and not nise. and yer not nise tew.

I’d be embarrassed.

yew shood be thin agane yew ar thu wun that toald everee one yew wir australianshoulda cept tht tew yerself

I know Grmpysmrf doesn’t - I mean the guy professes to be a “teacher” and yet seems almost incapable of putting together a coherent sentence.

that’es nota tru. mi sen ten says. are purrfect?

Dum ozzsreela boy. me wryting ez lazee but y3w wood neeed sum won tow tel yew wear. my, grammer iz; pore. you woood never bee, a bell tew spot it on yore oan dumshit… tok a bowt a looser [rolleyes]

Maybe the two of you could get together - heaven knows, with the combined input of your bite sized IQs you sould be able to come up with a response that is semi decent!

yew, seam angree. yew shud calm down. it just is just a inretnerts mesage bored

Pretty sure Tool doesn’t need a flamewad like your own good self as a fan.

yew meen yer nnot cumpletly sher 'but yore prety sher. as a uber tule fan shudn,t yew bee a bell tew tel that rite a way…

Oh…and Grmpysmrf - dude, you are one of a kind! Ha! One of a fucking kind. Have fun formulating a response ol buddy. I’m sure you’ll win! You’re a born winner.

me iz winner speecialee over no comptititon. but yew werty oppononyt not reely but yew tri. now me iz meen won but me is winner over yew all time the.
laet!
gmPryrfsm[/reply]

grmpysmrf WINS. FLAWLESS VICTORY.

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[reply] I’ll let you lick my armpits while I sing “Hangar 18” to you . . . over, and over again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63y_VL3eVv0

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Fukk you Megadeth!!

Tool rulez!!

<runs away giggling>

<trips over extension cord>

<vows never to do this again>

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Picked up the Dutch Sober single at Amoeba yesterday. 1 track of the Album cut of Sober and then 7 live tracks. It’s just like being there man!!!

weird, I don’t feel any douchier, I know I should, but I
don’t.
[url http://www.amazon.com/Sober-Tool/dp/B000C1OIIW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1329091724&sr=8-1]Stand in awe of me, fuckers!!

Late,
grmpysmrf

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I actually want this.

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I actually want this.

I’m sorry, dude. I wasn’t really bragging. I was just playing the part of the shallow ass. But now that you’ve expressed real interest in this cd I kinda feel like a dick. i paid 14 bucks for it if that makes you feel any better… probably way over priced.
Late,
grmpysmrf

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You’re just trying to suck up to Amlux to avoid his brutal retaliation.

Sell out poser!

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You’re just trying to suck up to Amlux to avoid his brutal retaliation.

Sell out poser!

“Brutal retaliation”?
You can’t be serious. That little girl hasn’t been back since. I’m sure he’s hired consultants on what to write back, at this point. More amusing than hurtful. But sucking up? No, I save that for important people (sometimes) that might get me somewhere.
Late,
grmpysmrf

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But sucking up? No, I save that for important people (sometimes) that might get me somewhere.

Like Gerda.

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[reply]But sucking up? No, I save that for important people (sometimes) that might get me somewhere.

Like Gerda.[/reply]

good ol Gerda. Even though she’s gone, we remember.

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$14? I would’ve payed that if it were back in 2001-02. There was a time where I was pretty gay for Maynard but I’ve seen the error of my ways.

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Maynard may be a smarty pants but can he milk a cow without wasting any milk?

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Fuck yeah.

He knows to seperate the milk from the cream.

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Maynard James Keenan…

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That’s…right?

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Is it?

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Mustaine takes the lead over Keenan for the lead in the America’s Cup of Douchiness.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/15/rick-santorum-megadeth_n_1279794.html

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Maybe it’s part of him being a born again to go conservative.

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Mustaine takes the lead over Keenan for the lead in the America’s Cup of Douchiness.

Why though? Just because he’s a Republican and has the gall to state his views or pick supported candidates people get their knickers in a twist.

He certainly looks like a steaming emo turd in “Some Kind of Monster” (the Metallica documentary), but I really couldn’t care less about his political leanings and don’t understand why people get so inflamed about it.

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Yeah, everyone is entitled to their own opinions and beliefs, political or otherwise- but you speak on them publicly and you open yourself up for critique (THE operating principle behind Prongs, am I right?). And endorsing Santorum certainly is a strong, frothy statement to make.

In short, he’s a target because he opened his mouth. If you don’t say stupid shit (like Rick Santorum should be anywhere near the White house), then there ain’t stupid shit for people to take you down a peg or two for.

Do I really need to explain this, brah? I thought this was standard operating procedure.