That video of Chris Holmes pounding vodka in his moms pool in Decline of Western Civilization is no longer Chris Holmes most embarrassing moment…
WHOA!!! I can’t wait to see this tonight.
Chris Holmes is a folk hero in my book.
I’ve adored him ever since seeing his leather-clad drunken ass floating in the pool chair, 5 feet from his aging mother.
WHOA!!! I can’t wait to see this tonight.
Chris Holmes is a folk hero in my book.
I’ve adored him ever since seeing his leather-clad drunken ass floating in the pool chair, 5 feet from his aging mother.
He wasn’t really that fucked up and the vodka bottle was filled with water.
yeah but he was hardly sober…whatever the case,this new video is a sight to behold…
you are gonna love it,Gunnar…
are you guys sure this is serious?
I’m thinking of changing my signature to “They all lie and cheat.”
are you guys sure this is serious?
This is one time I don’t think there is any irony intended…I think Holmes is actually this delusional…
[reply]are you guys sure this is serious?
This is one time I don’t think there is any irony intended…I think Holmes is actually this delusional…[/reply]
I disagree. The video is so badly done and the song is offbeat at moments. Not to mention the faces he’s making at the end.
It was non-ironic. And it was glorious.
It was like some burnout hobo version of Kenny Wayne Shepard or something. Pure magic. The video looks like it was made at some “Make Your Own Rock Video” booth at Golf-n-Stuff.
Gunnar is correct it is non-ironic…
I love that even the green screen isn’t even fully functioning…they couldn’t even get that right…it’s all wrinkled and shit…and I kept waiting for someone to sit at the drum kit but it never happened hahahaa…and the “model” was perfect…
At least it was way better than that Scott Walker song I heard! 'course the bar wasn’t that high with that to begin with.
Late,
grmpysmrf
That was absolutely terrible. And, sadly enough, it really reminded me of the last Ministry video. The sad aging rock star old and covered with tattoos, the terribly simplistic lyrics about being bitter from being used in the past, the horrible video production quality, the terrible lip-synching even on the spoken word parts, the dialogue with the girl that’s embarassingly awful with music that could be passable for a very mediocre band in the genre but he’d have laughed at in his prime. Other than never caring for WASP, this video pretty much summed up my thoughts on Ghouldiggers.
I was walking around all night singing this song out loud…my girlfriend wanted to kicked the living shit out of me…
The best thing about the green screen is that THEY NEVER USE IT. And why do they leave that flimsy as dormitory drum kit there? Is it supposed to give the illusion of a real band? Use a proper kit if it’s a prop! Or put someone behind it acting like they’re playing at least. Heck, if you can find someone that knows how to use a green screen just add in some stock footage of some drummer behind 'em.
I think my favorite part of the video is when the camera guy does this stylish zoom in/out thing and he pulls out too far and you see what a 5 dollar dump the studio is.
The girl is great too. Probably the hottest chick they could get for this trainwreck. Chris looks like some redneck tweaker retard runnin’ an Alabama meth lab and blowing up his trailer every week because chemistry in the bathtub ain’t his best subject.
this is one of the top comments
“Chris is FAR from dead. Everyone please get a grip. This is Chris joking around. So please chill with the all the nasty and uncalled for comments. I will NOT even dignify the lame BS with regards to Meth. Yes maybe he should have attached a notation informing the public that is was meant to be humorous in nature. I was never a WASP fan but he is my friend… And for those who have no clue he is a very kind man with a big heart. He is also very funny and has made me laugh many, many times.”
Hahaha! Thanks. That was awesome.