Martin Atkins as the main speaker

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So there’s this festival going on in Tulsa tonight and tomorrow called Dfest, and the keynote speaker is none other than Mr. stripy shirt himself. If you bought VIP tix, you could go to a party last night and Martin was the DJ. I was curious, but not enough to pony up the extra cash. He’ll be speaking at the conference part on Sat., but again I’m not paying extra to hear that clown.

Tonight I’ll be seeing moe., ghostland observatory, and the disco biscuits. All my hippie friends are excited. The AA Rejects, Paramore, and Edison Glass are also playing, but no thanks on any of those.

Tomorrow is Born a Number, Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey, Zappa Plays Zappa, Helmet, Clutch, and the Roots.

I’ll post a review if anyone cares.

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“How to start a record label and rip off artists on your roster” an evening with famous con-artist Martin Atkins!

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disco biscuits might be a good show.

on another note,that martin is making his money, one clown shoe step at a time. eh, good for him.( he’s still a douchebag)

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yeah i would have saved to go to see helmet or clutch but…alas i did not and am now broken

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I’m a huge zappa fan… But you know what his wife did? she sued every single zappa cover band EXCEPT her son’s, so that they basically are the only one left… and lo and behold they just put out a cd/dvd. kinda fucked up

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Surprised she’s not sued Sascha K. yet. [:)]

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ZPZ, Helmet, and Clutch? That sounds like a great day.

JFJO sounds cool by the name, but I’ve never listened to them. I should check them out.

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Kiss are pretty flex with their cover bands. Mini Kiss ( midgets ) is totally whack. They just need an all female version of counterparts now…

I see it now… an all-X chromosome cover band that uses random voice samples from the 56th secretary of state.

The name? Henrietta KISS-inger.

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Ghostland Observatory and the Roots were the stars of that festival. I had no idea GLO was that good. Go see them if you get the chance.

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Martin loves to pontificate

He recently uploaded some crappy live shows of mine to e-music for sale without asking, this is how he “makes it” in the music business

basically it’s simple:

Do exactly what you want, take what you want knowing that most musicians are too flaky or too poor to hire a decent lawyer.

I remember this fat child at my school who would walk up and take whatever candy/toys he wanted, and then walk away without saying anything

Martin =Bully

bet that fat kid’s in prison now

tick tock

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“sir” connelly, martin WAS that fat kid.
I’ve put in the appropriate papers with the queen for your knighthood, sir ,for consideration.
goddammit, i mentioned a “queen”. now EVERYONE knows i’m gay.

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Sir Connelly, Provider of Stainless Steel, Veritable Killing Machine.

I dig it.

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Martin loves to pontificate

He recently uploaded some crappy live shows of mine to e-music for sale without asking, this is how he “makes it” in the music business

Did you make him take them down? I don’t see 'em up there.
BTW, you need to call David Tibet and tell him to get Durtro back on eMusic. That was a big kick in the knickers, when he left that site.

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bet that fat kid’s in prison now

Getting it up the ass from a post-op Genesis P. Orridge and a big black dildo?

Oooh…NO ONE is gonna sleep tonight after this post.

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I stand before you, shamed, but with my head held high, because now I am going to free myself of the lie that I have been carrying.

I was that porker.
I was that salad-dodger.

I’d like to apologize to the English ex drummer turned staggering bore for casting cruel accusations I may have made.

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sir connelly,freddie mercury just contacted me from the grave—OH NO NO NO, i meant the queen just informed me that you will take your place next to richard branson, paul mccartney and oh–uh–elton john…

i’m gay.

and martin’s still a douchebag who’s kept under the radar for years because even warners didn’t want to go after him for that ministry cover record amongg other things–i heard. he’s too small potatoes.