I won’t bother you with a link so here’s the article…
Man changes names to ‘Monster Munch’
A plumber who feasts on crisps three times a day has commemorated his obsession by deed poll.
Chris Hunt, 26, has changed his name to Mr Monster Munch after a dare by friends.
Mr Hunt, or Mr Munch as he is now officially called, enjoys a packet of pickled onion Monster Munch for breakfast, a roast beef Monster Munch sandwich for lunch, and a bag of Flamin’ Hot Monster Munch for his dinner.
“I just can’t get enough of them,” the Daily Telegraph reported Mr Munch as saying. "I love all the flavours, but admit roast beef is a particular favourite.
“I used to just eat three bags of roast beef a day, but I decided I needed a bit of variety in my life, so now I vary the flavours between breakfast, lunch and dinner.”
Mr Munch changed his name without consulting Walkers, who make the snack. His fondness for the corn snack has stretched to conceiving recipes that include Monster Munch in rice and pasta dishes.
But he was quick to silence anyone who thought of mocking his lifestyle choices. “Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it,” he insisted. "Everybody secretly loves crisp sandwiches, which I have for lunch.
“The only thing I’ve not figured out yet is how to have my Monster Munch for breakfast. I’ve tried pouring milk on them, but they go soggy too quickly and on toast they are a bit dry. I’m sure I’ll figure something out, though; maybe they would be good in a fry-up.”
Mr Munch is careful to offset his penchant for by running five miles a day and going to the gym three times a week.
"I make sure I eat a balanced diet. I just don’t want to give up Monster Munch. I loved them when I was a lad and when they brought out the new retro packs I must admit my heart skipped a beat.
Paul Sanderson, a friend, said: “Chris has always been a bit crazy, but this is taking things a bit too far - even for him. I’ll call him Monster, though, because that’s his name and that’s what he wants - and I suppose it is a bit more interesting than boring Chris Hunt.”
Mr Munch…HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
