MAAAAYYYHEEEEMMM

Saw them in Melbourne last night.

I strongly recommend everyone go see em if they come to yer city.

Even if it’s not yer thing; the showmanship makes it worthwhile.

And they’re fucking TIGHT. Seriously. You could… make out the songs [shocked]

I was expecting this bullshit karaoke act. I was wrong. Damned wrong.

Better yet, the mosh was bereft of any fuckwits taking it too far. Nice. [cool]

We were halfway back to the car last night when we realised we forgot to say goodbye to you. Damn!! I hope the wedding’s still on. And I hope yr friends didn’t think I was the Antichrist.

The best part of the night was after the gig when the skins ignored everybody else in the crowd, made a beeline for me and handed me the National Socialist Black Metal pamphlets.

“What’s going on here??”

“Oh don’t worry…you’ll like it. It’s National Socialist Black Metal. We know YOU’LL like it”.

Perhaps I shouldn’t have dressed in black leather and worn that Von Thronstahl t shirt. It’s a dead give away.

Mayhem ruled btw.

Lucky bastard, Evil!
I would love to hang out with Peligro in real life!
Late,
grmpysmrf

No you wouldn’t. I’m not all that interesting in real life. I often make inappropriate remarks about young schoolgirls and once I told a lady off at the post office for wearing beige.

I can be really annoying.

Oh and I will often buy two hamburgers for the one meal and start eating the second before I’ve finished eating the first.

No you wouldn’t. I’m not all that interesting in real life. I often make inappropriate remarks about young schoolgirls and once I told a lady off at the post office for wearing beige.

I can be really annoying.

that sounds fun! Sounds a lot like me really. Well minus the telling people off for the colors they wear.

But, come on, you are by far the most interesting dude on this board, which is a tough feat considering the company that is kept here!

so even if you were completely opposite, in real life, of how you are here on the board, that would completely add to your character. but it seems by your 3 sentence description of yourself that you take real life to the next level… who wouldn’t want to see that live?
Late,
grmpysmrf

I think Dildo is infinitely more interesting than I am. He’s in a band with Rev Kriss Hades (Sadistik Exekution) and is not adverse to shaking his moneymaker.

If I had a moneymaker worth shaking I’d shake it, believe me.

I also work in an office dealing with boring bits of paper all day. So…I’m not that ‘enlightened’.

I wonder if Ted Bundy started out this way. I might make a few enquiries.

I think Dildo is infinitely more interesting than I am. He’s in a band with Rev Kriss Hades (Sadistik Exekution) and is not adverse to shaking his moneymaker.

If I had a moneymaker worth shaking I’d shake it, believe me.

I also work in an office dealing with boring bits of paper all day. So…I’m not that ‘enlightened’.

I wonder if Ted Bundy started out this way. I might make a few enquiries.

Oh now you’re just being modest! We all know that doesn’t work with you!
Late,
grmpysmrf

i smell a aussie fetish!..how cute!

That was definitely the best gig I’ve seen in quite some time. Loved the Deathcrush era stuff they did.

I’m glad I went as I was going to give it a miss.

Saw Mayhem last year. Best Metal show I’ve been to hands down. One of the top 5 concert experiences of my life as well. I walked out of that show with a minor concussion. No I did not go to the hospital afterward it’s just better to assume bc I’ve never walked out of a show stumbling as if I was drunk when I was for the most part sober! I had a great set list too. Can you guys remember it in order?

i smell a aussie fetish!..how cute!

Aussie accents are sexy in women.
Actually, I think any non-American native-English-speaking accent is sexy in women (Aussie, Kiwi, Irish, English, etc.).

We were halfway back to the car last night when we realised we forgot to say goodbye to you. Damn!! I hope the wedding’s still on. And I hope yr friends didn’t think I was the Antichrist.

The best part of the night was after the gig when the skins ignored everybody else in the crowd, made a beeline for me and handed me the National Socialist Black Metal pamphlets.

“What’s going on here??”

“Oh don’t worry…you’ll like it. It’s National Socialist Black Metal. We know YOU’LL like it”.

Perhaps I shouldn’t have dressed in black leather and worn that Von Thronstahl t shirt. It’s a dead give away.

Mayhem ruled btw.

Wedding? Whaaaaaaaaa???

Did I tell you about my friend that got divorced? Are referring to that? If not… remind me to tell you, it is the funniest story you’ll ever hear. When underage bogans wed.

Don’t stress about not sayin goodbye, you could probably tell I was flat out making a gimp of myself with those stickers. My mates thought you were cool anyway, but I’m telling you, if there’s going to be an approximation toward the antichrist, they’d be closer than you [laugh]

Funny, I know the NSBM people handing those pamphlets out really well. On good terms with them, but I don’t really have much time for them. Totally disagree with their views and there’s been occasions in certain situations where a good pair of boots and fists were needed, but the tough jew hatin nazi folks were nowhere to be seen. And on one occasion, left my one of my best friends for dead and he hasn’t psycohologically been the same since.

No you wouldn’t. I’m not all that interesting in real life.

I CALL BULLSHIT. Remember when we decided to catch up for the first time and you were masturbating in the middle of the street whilst singing the finale from The Man of La Mancha?

Given, I was singing the intro from Phantom of the Opera and doing the same thing at the same time.

Saw Mayhem last year. Best Metal show I’ve been to hands down. One of the top 5 concert experiences of my life as well. I walked out of that show with a minor concussion. No I did not go to the hospital afterward it’s just better to assume bc I’ve never walked out of a show stumbling as if I was drunk when I was for the most part sober! I had a great set list too. Can you guys remember it in order?

Yeah, I had that feeling a couple of weeks ago Eureka, fucking worst isn’t it? Ya realise then how many brain cells the piss is depleting from yer brain.

Surprisingly, the pit at Mayhem was conservative. People were generally pretty cool and there was no bullshit behaviour or tough guy antics. Good times.

Setlist?

Urrrmmmm…

Pagan Fears
Ancient Skin
My Death
Crystalised Pain in Deconstruction
couple of other songs off Grand Declaration of War and one more off Chimera
Cursed in Eternity
Freezing Moon
Anti
Illuminate Eliminate
De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
then after that, I can’t remember the order, but it did include.

Encore:
Deathcrush
Carnage
Pure Fucking Armageddon

That was definitely the best gig I’ve seen in quite some time. Loved the Deathcrush era stuff they did.

I’m glad I went as I was going to give it a miss.

I was the gimp handing out stickers saying ‘REV KRISS HADES SHOW’, I reckon about 200 times consecutively. If I gave you one… uh. Hi.

Here was my set list if it help refresh any memories

Intro/Pagan Fears
Ancient Skin
From The Dark Past
My Death
A Time To Die
View From Nihil
Illuminate Eliminate
Anti
Freezing Moon
Crystalized Pain In Deconstruction
Silvester Anfang/Deathcrush
Buried By Time & Dust
Carnage
De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Pure Fucking Armageddon

I was the gimp handing out stickers saying ‘REV KRISS HADES SHOW’, I reckon about 200 times consecutively. If I gave you one… uh. Hi.

I was pretty rotten drunk on Strongbow and Sambucca shots. I remember there were a few guys attempting to hand me various leaflets but I didn’t take any as I was concentrating on finding a taxi.

I don’t remember your face but…hi! I am tall, in my 40s, have a kind of a mad 50s rockabilly hairdo going and was wearing a De Mysteriis tee and a leather jacket with a Bathory patch on the back. But that probably doesn’t help you much!

Never bothered learning Mayhem’s song titles apart from Deathcrush and De Mysteriis albums so I was completely lost on the setlist.

Hahahahah, I noticed all their flyers were on the ground, only one of mine was on the ground and I was pretty certain coz I dropped it.

Ya’d think they’d know there’s no point doin that unless you’ve got a headliner people want to see; and second of all, they should’ve made them stickers; more expensive, but people actually hold onto them and I had some people coming up to me askin for them.

Anyway, I was the bearded chap with the beanie. Bring home and meet mum material.

That given, I STILL look more feminine than my ex.

Should have gone out of my way to find some of you guys. I’m kinda pissed that I didn’t.

Instead, I was the guy standing quietly about a meter behind the pit area, nursing a scotch and coke and wearing a Bolt Thrower t-shirt.

I left real early as I had parked up near Victoria Parade and walking alone in the city freaks me out. Especially since I’ve had a knife pulled on me before.

Best gig in just about forever too.

For the record:

MAAAAAAAAAAYYHEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!

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REVEREND KRISS HAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!

SESAME STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT!!!