doesn’t this sound like some new medication that would take off anal warts or something?
“Ask your doctor about Luxapan, and start enjoying the benfits of recieving anal sex on a regular basis, again.”
“Luxapan can only be prescribed by a doctor. side effects include mild vomiting, haredened stools shaped like ninja thowing stars, and sudden urges to eat the wax out of yours and others peoples ears”
“stop taking luxapan if you’re heart stops beating or you have a more than usual amount of saliva in your mouth due to an over active thyroid gland”
“Only you and your dotor can tell for sure if Luxapan is for you. But, isn’t it worth it to ask?”
“Aren’t you ready start enjoying life again?”
“Luxapan for when you really feel like getting your shit packed but are still pretty messy down there!”
I could market that!! Hell I think I just did! Who wants a bottle? Blue velvet?.. I know You’re dying for a product like this!
Late,
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