Livin' La Vida Dementia

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Well… fuck I have missed this place.

I go away for a month, and I come back and the fucking Revolting Cocks have semi-reformed. Properly.

Then just about every other thread. It’s like I must have been giving this place AIDS while I using it and now it’s gotten healthy again since I’ve been gone.

In case you were wondering, my pop has dementia and doesn’t have the internet. Spent pretty much every weekday doing his routine and making sure he didn’t eat any stale food. Then on weekends I’d go home, and just hibernate all weekend.

SO, did anything else happen while I was gone?

Did Olsen show everyone his dick? Did grmpysmrf let someone else finish an argument? Did chrisconnely advertise a gig? Did someone ask wempathy a question about the ‘old days’? Did Peligro give someone a compliment? Did Blue Velvet write some sarcastic, biting, and yet attention seeking at the same time? Did that stupid Baboon 3 fake profile make a return? Did Gunnar or Akbar the Great post pictures of themselves, or better yet, their genitalia? Did ChemicalMeat secretly sell all the songs we gave him for the compilation to both Pizza Hut and Trent Reznor so they could use the music for the advertising campaigns, and personal credit, respectively? Did that special ed. jerk, or idreami’matiger, ever come back with some non-sensical, meaningless and yet tantalisingly evasive soundbites?

Someone give me the word.

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Yes. I posted a picture of my genitals.

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Since you’ve been gone…

Grumpysmrf is now campaigning for the Democrats. His slogan is: Vote For Me And I Swear I won’t Tear You A New Asshole With My Vitriolic Keyboard Bile. I will also make it compulsory for everyone to own at least one half of the Use Your Illusion set. Give it a chance - it’s not as over the top 80s as you’d think.

Akbar and Gunnar have tag-teamed up again as of late and their blatant sarcasm, tongue in cheek insults and poker faced humour have scared off at least one new potential pronger who posted that he thought dub was “silly and over rated and sounds like Run DMC without the vocals”. Akbar called him a racist and Gunnar posted a pic of himself dragging a cheese grater across his own face. The noob took the hint and ran.

I realised I had been wasting my life on internet message boards and attempted to join the Church Of Scientology. I was rejected on the grounds that I didn’t have enough money and I couldn’t name at least one character from the film Staying Alive.

Hence the fact I’m back again.

With a vengeance.

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Well… fuck I have missed this place.

Good to have you back! Your insights into the Aussie Black Metal scene have been missed particularly.

I go away for a month, and I come back and the fucking Revolting Cocks have semi-reformed. Properly.

The Revolting who? Oh…those guys.

SO, did anything else happen while I was gone?

Did Olsen show everyone his dick? Did grmpysmrf let someone else finish an argument? Did chrisconnely advertise a gig? Did someone ask wempathy a question about the ‘old days’? Did Peligro give someone a compliment? Did Blue Velvet write some sarcastic, biting, and yet attention seeking at the same time? Did that stupid Baboon 3 fake profile make a return? Did Gunnar or Akbar the Great post pictures of themselves, or better yet, their genitalia? Someone give me the word.

Grmpysmrf is his old self - and thank heavens for that. I probably wouldn’t bother with this place if it weren’t for his flame wars with…well, the Aussie contingent on here for starters.

Peligro and Blue Velvet pop up now and then. Peligro to show off his grasp of the English language (the guy should have his own column in The Age newspaper, I swear) and Velvet to…well, prove that she hasn’t dropped off the face of the earth just yet.

Funnily enough, I have seen Olsen’s schlong. At a pool party about 5 years ago. About 9 or 10 of us were in a spa at some mega rich, mega wanker’s house, all high as kites and most of us naked as newborns.

If I had to rate his wee wee, I’d give it a 7 out of a possible 10.

For the record, I have never seen so many couples in one place openly copulating as I saw at that party. Definitely a night for the record books (if there are record books that record that sort of thing!).

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good to see you back man!

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Glad to see you back around here evil, and I am very sorry about the news of your dad. Hang in there.

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All jokes aside, it is good to have you back.

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Al and Paul reunited for a one off concert and it was great and you missed it

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All jokes aside, it is good to have you back.

Seriously.

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Did Blue Velvet write some sarcastic, biting, and yet attention seeking at the same time?

Did I what now?

Peligro and I got married.

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Gunnar, I am impressed. Truly impressed. You’re no Paul Barker, but it’s up there.

Yes, I have seem PB’s winkle. It was posted on the Piss Army Forum many years ago. It also showed Al’s. Al’s daughter saw it. She was upset. Hilarity ensued.

I realised I had been wasting my life on internet message boards and attempted to join the Church Of Scientology. I was rejected on the grounds that I didn’t have enough money and I couldn’t name at least one character from the film Staying Alive.

This I know to be true. Don’t feel bad for getting rejected. Your money’s good here at the church of the Reverend Kriss Hades.

[:|]

Funnily enough, I have seen Olsen’s schlong. At a pool party about 5 years ago. About 9 or 10 of us were in a spa at some mega rich, mega wanker’s house, all high as kites and most of us naked as newborns.

If I had to rate his wee wee, I’d give it a 7 out of a possible 10.

For the record, I have never seen so many couples in one place openly copulating as I saw at that party. Definitely a night for the record books (if there are record books that record that sort of thing!).

That sounds a lot like my christening.

Peligro and I got married.

He found someone who would dust his vinyl collection and sing him Tiny Tim songs when they tucked him into sleep every night?

WTF?

THAT WAS MY FUCKING JOB.

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Al and Paul reunited for a one off concert and it was great and you missed it

Pfft, even if this did happen, it’d be nothing without the indomitable Zlatko Hukic