anvil is still 100 times better than that houses of the mole shit, two new revco trax, great satan track and whole rantology cd combined.
So are you in charge of T-shirt designs, or am I going to have to do that? Lets not forget those Barker condoms. We don’t want Barker fans procreating, just in case they find something other than a rubber woman to mate with, or if the hooker decides not to abort the seed. Nothing screams anti-sexuality like Barker’s image on a condom.
I’m beginning to like this guy, despite his dubious fascination with all things ‘sexual’.
And how could I forget Pink Anvil? Must be selective memory.
Forget Pink Anvil. It was merely Paul’s way of venting his sexual frustrations at not being able to maintain an erection for more than twelve minutes.
Oh…look, now you’ve got me doing it!!
What record label blew its allowance on that garbage anyways? They must have figured a collaboration between Barker and Al’s other lap dog, Max Brody, would be an instant classic.
Ipecac had a choice between signing Barker and Brody or some Iranian fellow who could impersonate a Glen Branca album by blowing apple sauce out of a straw. Needless to say they chose the former.
I hear the Iranian guy now does PR for Don Henley. What a waste of talent.
Anything masterminded between the two while on a romantic excursion with the name Pink in the band name had to be some underground classic in the making?
Yeah, but it’s hard to predict the next big thing in rock. I mean, who would’ve predicted the rise of Fred Durst?? Except maybe for his mum.
Oh, and it climaxed in a one day recording session on Halloween night.
Climax?? Errrrrrrghhhh!!! See…there you go again!
No wonder the pained, black nail polish wearing nerds were all over that album!!! Was Patton disappointed when he had to cut his losses after 14 album sales?
Memo to self - stop buying black nail polish! People will get the wrong impression.
Oh, and you leave Patton outta this wiseguy. He’s already spoken for.
Can’t you guys just picture Peligro sitting in a dark room, the blue glow of his monitor reflecting tenfold on his horn-rimmed glasses, snickering softly to himself so as not to wake up his drunk stepdad in the next room, as he hits the ‘Post Reply’ button to unveil his latest masterpiece to the Prongs world?
Deadguy, sometimes records come out like Pink Anvil’s ‘Halloween Party’ that actually challenge listeners. Those records are not for you.
I’m sorry.
But don’t worry, Rigor Mortiis has a new thrash record called Bloody Cunt Fuck with some super killer riffs that will totally terrorize your little sister and her friends!!!
Hey, don’t insult Peligro! He looks like David Bowie, only sexier, remember? And his sister looks like Al! Hell, I’m excited.
And don’t forget, he’s dating Mike Patton! WOW!
I guess when the only thing in your life is to make “witty” remarks about honest criticism on a freaking webpage, you start to feel like you wanna be someone else. Can’t say there’s much need for David Bowie look-alikes, however.
Dude, really, what the hell IS your problem? I’m being serious - I’m honestly curious about this. According to your various posts, Peligro, you don’t like Paul, you don’t like Al, you don’t like “industrial” music, you don’t like anyone here, and you don’t like Ministry anymore. Why waste your time posting at all? As far as I can tell, the only things you like are The Butthole Surfers and The Smiths, which is great. I think most of us approve of both. Is there anything else you like? I would love to see a post from you saying “Hey, this is awesome!” as opposed to your bitching and whining about the stupidest shit imaginable. I don’t care how tortured you think you are, it’s not funny. I love sarcasm as much as anyone, but there’s an art to it - and a thin line between sarcasm and just being an ass. I believe the place to go for people that can’t tell the difference is called “The Piss Army,” you should check it out.
Oh man Al is so metal.
I can only say i´m looking forward to what might come out of this gathering.
Big fan of Prong. They were without a doubt at their best with Raven on bass - Cleansing to Rude Awakening(underrated album btw). So having those to chaps in the studio - I hope they influence the album. Al maybe needs that extra influence…
Raven played on Cleansing (previous to Rude) As well.
“Snap your fingers snap your neck”…I still love that tune. (love that album for that matter)
You know, for some reason this line up of Ministry is really getting to reminding me of Pigface…and an old Pigface at that.
Musically speaking, I really like things that Jourgensen, Victor, and Raven have done, and actually could see them working well with each other. In that vein, it’s not the Jourgensen, Barker, Rieflin, Connelly, grouping…but still exciting in a way.
But jesus, it’s weird to look at the photos…they’re all just getting so damn old.
In any regard, hopefully something interesting churns out of this.
But jesus, it’s weird to look at the photos…they’re all just getting so damn old.
yeah, and almost all of them trying to look… fuck, i dont know how this look is called. kinda like limpbizkit/linkin park outfits and all that shit. sickening.
Just watched the new Killing Joke live DVD ‘XXV gathering’ (with Paul Raven on bass, by the way). Great!..
i can’t beleive you guys are still fighting about al and paul…
when you should be saying: “how funny was that king of the hill ref, that barend made LOL”
and so forth and so forth…
“he’s the greatest!”
yadda yadda
Mad ups to this line up, yo. I’s mad proud that Ministry be finally gettin their metal on wif Tommy da cat. Dat fucka built tha house wif dem niggas in Prong. They need to give Vinnie Paul from Pantera a ring on his cell phone so’s he can get all hard core crazy and tear shit up on da skins.
Ay, yo - who be da fagmaster on keyboards for this new club??? Da gay ghost of Liberace???