Lay Lady Lay Check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlUrqHfLUDA

Is that You? ya’ skinny bastard!! [:)] not bad!!! I’d be MORE impressed if you’d’ve played the solo rather than the chords over the solo though!!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Well, I mean that’s what I made the video for, to encourage others to figure out the solo. No tabs exist anywhere man! I only figured out like four notes of it

e-12------10
b------13------13

…Yeah and that’s me, you thought I was a huge guy or something haha.

no, with a name like “Jordan H” I had this image of a tiny blonde haired surfer boy. I wasn’t expecting you (or anybody on the board, really) to be tall, dark, and well, handsome!!!
I kinda had everyone pegged to look kinda outdated and pathetic (you know how you can instantly spot those that never got out of the 60’s? well same idea but with the 80’s and 90’s) with crazy shaved head patterns or long hippy hair with multi colors. kinda fancied myself (and afra since he posts picks of himself and emseaeye cause he has/had a corporate job) as the only “normal” looking one.
Late,
grmpysmrf

I wasn’t expecting you […] to be tall…

How do you know he is tall? He was sitting down.

Ah no only messing. Lay Lady Lay has always been a favourite of mine and I could never understand why Ministry didn’t play it live more. Its not as if JBMHR was any good live and they played that a bit.

This thread could kick start a “guitar-off” between prongers to see who can play Ministry (or other) songs better. Or even better a dance off to Ministry songs where people dance like those “industrial” dancers that were posted a while back. Grymp, if you bare resemblance to your avatar (which I hope you don’t, for your own sake) I nominate you for ‘I Prefer’.

no, with a name like “Jordan H” I had this image of a tiny blonde haired surfer boy. I wasn’t expecting you (or anybody on the board, really) to be tall, dark, and well, handsome!!!
I kinda had everyone pegged to look kinda outdated and pathetic (you know how you can instantly spot those that never got out of the 60’s? well same idea but with the 80’s and 90’s) with crazy shaved head patterns or long hippy hair with multi colors. kinda fancied myself (and afra since he posts picks of himself and emseaeye cause he has/had a corporate job) as the only “normal” looking one.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Normal? Have a laugh at how “normal” I am.

www.myspace.com/jasontylersmith

I think everyone should post some pics of themselves. I have all these pictures in my head of what everyone on here looks like. They’re probably all 100% wrong. Like you grmpy, I always figured you were a large Samoan, voidhead is a green witch, and chris connelly is a short black guy:)

I see you all as nerds.

[:P]

and probably I’m right.

Nice girl Killface, fair play.

Grymp, if you bare resemblance to your avatar (which I hope you don’t, for your own sake) I nominate you for ‘I Prefer’.

No, I don’t, bare ANY resemblence although I do have a spare tire, but I used to be a skinny bastard when I first started posting here… but the first thing you do when you get a decent job is EAT! because now you can afford to! I’m 6’3 and 230lbs. so I’m starting the beginning signs of being a fat ass! (in 6 years I’ve put on 50 lbs!!!)
I had a pic of me up as an avatar for a while with me and Mrs. grmpysmrf at a hockey game.
Finally, I could probably learn, I prefer! but I WILL REFUSE! just kidding!
posting myself playing my acoustinc version of So What had fleetingly crossed my mind ages ago but it never returned until now. and even now I’m not so sure!
Late,
grmpysmrf

I’m 6’3 and 230lbs.

Sounds like a profile for a wrestler:

“Weighing in at 230lbs from ‘your mom’s house’, Grmpysmrf!”

cue entrance music.

If I had entrance music, oh I’d go for maybe ‘Like Rats’ or ‘Dead Head’, or Moby’s version of ‘New Dawn Fades’ or even that mix of ‘Bad Blood’ with the different intro and the choral chants. Depends on whether the character would be a heel or a face.

[reply] I’m 6’3 and 230lbs.

Sounds like a profile for a wrestler:

“Weighing in at 230lbs from ‘your mom’s house’, Grmpysmrf!”

cue entrance music.

If I had entrance music, oh I’d go for maybe ‘Like Rats’ or ‘Dead Head’, or Moby’s version of ‘New Dawn Fades’ or even that mix of ‘Bad Blood’ with the different intro and the choral chants. Depends on whether the character would be a heel or a face.[/reply]
That’s pretty funny, dude! Too bad I’m not all cut like a wrestler! [:(]. Need to get my fat ass on the treadmill again but I’m always sooo tired. Damn, getting heavy is so exhausting!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Dammit all, you guys start submitting your guitar shit!
[:P]

I’ll be submitting a Ministry sound done my mouth band soon. By mouth band, I mean I use my mouth/voice for all of the instruments and vocals. It’s a lot easier than learning how to play them all. I just need to find some free multitrack audio software so I can do all of the layers seperately.

Find, Forward To Death, by NoMeansNo, it’s a dead kennedys song but they cover it exactly as you describe the way you want to cover some ministry. That track is available on the dead kennedys tribute cd called Virus 100. I have it, if you cant find it on soulseek or some where!(drop me a note) It’s funny and cool at the same time!
Late,
grmpysmrf

[reply]
I’m 6’3 and 230lbs.

Sounds like a profile for a wrestler:

“Weighing in at 230lbs from ‘your mom’s house’, Grmpysmrf!”

cue entrance music.

If I had entrance music, oh I’d go for maybe ‘Like Rats’ or ‘Dead Head’, or Moby’s version of ‘New Dawn Fades’ or even that mix of ‘Bad Blood’ with the different intro and the choral chants. Depends on whether the character would be a heel or a face.
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FUCKING CLASSIC.

I definitely gotta scope this rendition of “Lay Lady Lay.” Assuming teh YouTube lets me.

So lame.

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