I honestly & truly love the new Kanye album, fucking weird and incredible, scary and hilarious, needs to be listened to closely though…wish a certain peer of mine could be this radical…
fuck you in your hampton house, I fucked your hampton spouse
…wish a certain peer of mine could be this radical…
I don’t know, Bro. Those lyrics sound Ramjammin’ perfect for someone I know.
Fuck you and your Hampton house.
I fucked your Hampton spouse,
Wearing a Hampton blouse,
And then I saw a Hampton mouse,
And then mouse tried to douse,
Me with a glass of Famous Grouse,
So I called my friend Klaus
and we all went to Laos.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 99 Red Balloons, Mothahfuckaaasss!!!
Oh, wait, nevermind. This is miles ahead.
Carry on.
i’M PRETTY SOUSED, LIKE THE ACTOR pETER kRAUSE
Chris you need to do a sick ass dirty south crunk record. C-Con and Lil Jon. You’ve drank cough syrup, yes?
Quite, since I became a parent “illegal” substances are out of the question, so over-da-counter pharmies are my thing:
Al and I are actually planning a rap album (no joke) as Black McEye & Jourgencide, bitching to each other about our respective literary endevours
enjoy, bitches
AL REEDED MOAR BUX THEN AUL OV U!!!
FAKT!!
I’d pay for that.
Chris could brag that he didn’t need a ghostwriter, then Al could respond by noting his book wasn’t straight to paperback, etc.
an my book wuz writ in da queenz english, yo
Four in the morning and I’m zoning
They say I’m possessed, it’s an omen
I keep it 300 like the Romans
300 bitches, where the Trojans?
Baby we living in the moment
I’ve been a menace for the longest
But I ain’t finished, I’m devoted
And you know it, AND YOU KNOW IT! YEAH!
- cue Gary Glitter beat*
Shit really is great.
an my book wuz writ in da queenz english, yo
Yeah, but Al’s book is hardback, so he gets points for tasteful packaging. Soft covers suck. they’re like the cd equivalent of a crappy ass digipaks
Late,
grmpysmrf
I made mine a soft cover on purpouse 'cos I figured people who bought it would keep wanking over the cover, eventually making it a hard back, bitch
I made mine a soft cover on purpouse 'cos I figured people who bought it would keep wanking over the cover, eventually making it a hard back, bitch
Well,I was obviously your target audience…
Leatherbound is the way to go, man.
I made mine a soft cover on purpouse 'cos I figured people who bought it would keep wanking over the cover, eventually making it a hard back, bitch
so you get a hard front and a soft back?
and que the homo jokes in 3… 2… 1…
Late,
grmpysmrf
[reply][reply]an my book wuz writ in da queenz english, yo
Yeah, but Al’s book is hardback, so he gets points for tasteful packaging. Soft covers suck. they’re like the cd equivalent of a crappy ass digipaks
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
Just glue some cardboard to it. That’s what they do at the library.[/reply]
you have libraries? I though those were extinct
Late,
grmpysmrf
The only thing to add to this:
If the mans a piece of shit I won’t touch his art
That’s stupid and irresponsible
I use to dig the smashing pumpkins
Now I won’t bother after Billy’s homophobic remarks
…
The only thing to add to this:
If the mans a piece of shit I won’t touch his art
That’s stupid and irresponsible
I use to dig the smashing pumpkins
Now I won’t bother after Billy’s homophobic remarks
…
Billy Corgan homophobic?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Just look at the guy.
He’s the biggest flamer I’ve ever seen.
As if that ain’t enough, he even LOOKS like a giant walking schlong.
Ahhh, good 'ol Billy Boy. I’ve never liked your music anyway, but if there’s a good gaybashing rant of yours somewhere I might have to reconsider you altogether.
[reply]The only thing to add to this:
If the mans a piece of shit I won’t touch his art
That’s stupid and irresponsible
I use to dig the smashing pumpkins
Now I won’t bother after Billy’s homophobic remarks
…
Billy Corgan homophobic?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Just look at the guy.
He’s the biggest flamer I’ve ever seen.
As if that ain’t enough, he even LOOKS like a giant walking schlong.
Ahhh, good 'ol Billy Boy. I’ve never liked your music anyway.[/reply]
My thoughts to a tee
See?
Remember all of this?
THIS is why I decided to check out Yeezus.
[:|]
Good thing too…