I watch way too much Juggalo stuff on YouTube. I’m kind of obsessed with it. Last weekend I watched an entire “Miss Juggalette” contest from one of the Gatherings.
Damn you. Didn’t even know there was such a thing. Now I’m watching one. Hosted by Ron Jeremy… so at least there’s that.
^
Yeah, the one I saw didn’t have quite the superstar as Ron Jeremy. There was a “celebrity panel” of judges which consisted of the prior year’s Miss Juggalette, some guy who I guess is a Juggalo that made another song or something (and not one of the acts whose names I’d recognize . . . Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Boondox, etc.), and . . . . some guy they pulled out of the audience. The “celebrity panel” was a bit of a misnomer, I thought.
The best part about the pageant is the interviews. Homeboy is like, “So, tell us about yourself. What makes you stand out as a unique and special Juggalette?”
Typical Answer: “I just want to party with the family and smoke some blunts and get f***ed up WHOOP WHOOP!!!”
Speaking of dressing up:
just thinking out loud here…if I were to, say, dress up as a Juggalo for Halloween, and go to WORK like this, and provide audio-visual documentation of myself acting like a Juggalo at said workplace…
…how much money would y’all be willing to front me in order to make this happen?
I just ask because a.) I don’t have much in the way of Hatchet-Wear and might need to order some to make a convincing impression b.) I might end up getting terminated from my job after playing my role to the hilt.
Come on, my 'loes and 'lettes, show me that ya believe and recognize Miracles. Paypal me some dough and prove to me that ur down with the clown. WHOOP WHOOP x infinity
Time to play Thread Necromancer and revive this one, although I promise it is for a good reason.
Gunnar was talking earlier about the “Straight Up Juggahos” episode, which was my previous choice for the Oscar in the Best Cinematic Depiction of Juggalo Culture category.
[url https://www.fandor.com/films/hellaware]Until now, that is.
The mock-ICP band in the film, “Young Torture Killas,” are worth their weight in purple drank - they only really get one song in the film, but “I Cut Yo’ Dick Off” is easily the best rip on Juggalo aesthetics I’ve seen / heard.
As a bonus, the movie skewers the pretentious and self-obsessed Brooklyn art market, who patronizes the fake ICP band in order to make themselves seem more radical. Light up a ‘trippy stick’ and watch with my recommendations, whoop whoop.
HAHA!!! That looks great.
HAHA!!! That looks great.
Agreed.
[reply]HAHA!!! That looks great.
Agreed.[/reply]
Also, the names of the ‘Young Torture Killas’ are “Doctor Consequence” and “MC Syke-O-Babble.” Though their main mic-spitter is simply credited as “Rusty.”
Juggalos? Jugg-a-los??
Nope. Never heard…OH WAIT!!!
Yeah cool - JUGG-A-LOS!!!
Of course. Yeah those guys rocked and looked awesome to boot…
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Funny I was at a record store earlier and came across a Deluxe Edition of Love Gun…
Funny I was at a record store earlier and came across a Deluxe Edition of Love Gun…
You came across it? With your own Love Gun? You dirty boy…
[cue disgusting gushing splash sound effect from “Relax” by Frankie Goes To Hollywood]
[cue disgusting gushing splash sound effect from “Relax” by Frankie Goes To Hollywood]
Remember the Brian DePalma movie Body Double?
Juggalos? Jugg-a-los??
Nope. Never heard…OH WAIT!!!
Yeah cool - JUGG-A-LOS!!!
Of course. Yeah those guys rocked and looked awesome to boot…
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Interesting pic - you chose a promo shot from somewhere between 1980 and 1982, when Eric Carr was The Fox but before Vinnie Vincent joined as the Ankh Warrior.
Interesting pic - you chose a promo shot from somewhere between 1980 and 1982, when Eric Carr was The Fox but before Vinnie Vincent joined as the Ankh Warrior.
agreed.
i feel if you’re ever going to reference KISS, and you’re musically inclined, one should stick with the original line up.
[cue disgusting gushing splash sound effect from “Relax” by Frankie Goes To Hollywood]
Whoa whoa whoa, hey, we don’t need that kind of mental imagery here.
Maybe in one of the other threads, but this is the JUGGALO / ICP thread, which means 100% clean family entertainment. So please keep things dignified and respectable, in the grand tradition of all things JUGGALO and / or ICP.
(EDIT: it’s come to my attention that February 21 is “National Juggalo Day” as decreed by the wizked klownz themselves. Get your favorite Faygo flavors now while you can.)
[reply]Funny I was at a record store earlier and came across a Deluxe Edition of Love Gun…
You came across it? With your own Love Gun? You dirty boy…[/reply]
Are you crazy?! Don’t you know that it’s common knowledge that Gene Simmons will sue you for everything you’ve got for marking Kiss as your territory? Tisk tisk…
agreed.
i feel if you’re ever going to reference KISS, and you’re musically inclined, one should stick with the original line up.
Eric Carr was awesome. Just look at those boots. Did YOU ever own boots like that?? Didn’t think so.
Vinnie Vincent was never awesome tho’.
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They should’ve gone with Eric Carr’s original costume.
Everything is wrong with Florida.
Absolutely everything.
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