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But the real joke is DJ_PON-3 and the enemies he made along the way.

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I don’t think he made enemies, per se. There are plenty of us who roll our eyes and find the guy beyond embarrassing and cringey, but he’s so tragically dull that if not for his insistence on making sure everyone sees his inability to follow through and get the fuck out, no one would even remember he existed.

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I was just riffing on the whole “I guess the real (fill in the blank) was the friends we made along the way” rather than making a genuine statement.

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2 jokes.

  1. A horse walks into a bar and says to the guy next to him, “if I can make the bartender laugh, then cry, will you buy me a drink?” The guy says sure. So sure enough, the horse goes over and talks to the bartender. The bartender laughs. Then a minute later, the bartender is crying. The horse returns to the guy, who buys him a drink, and asks what happened. The horse says, “Well, to get him to laugh, I said my dick was bigger than his. To get him to cry, I showed him.”

  2. The seven dwarves go to visit the Pope at the Vatican. They all have metaphysical and religious questions. All except Dopey, who is squirming uncomfortably at the end of the line. Finally he’s had enough and asks the Pope, “Are there any dwarf nuns?” The Pope thinks about it for a minute, then says, “I don’t think so.” The other dwarves crack up, and in unison, they start chanting, “DOPEY FUCKED A PENGUIN, DOPEY FUCKED A PENGUIN!”

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Joke:

My penis is in the Guinness Book of World records…but the librarian came over and told me to take it out of there…

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